Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cops Knew About Dorothy's Ruby Slippers
1	1 Vote	Thug Life Is F*cking Strange, Y'all
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Odyssey's Most Expensive Camaros Ever Sold at Auction
1	1 Vote	High Schoolers to Kidnap 62-Year-Old Man in Bridgeview
1	1 Vote	Pole Dancing May Soon Be a Thing!!!
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Breaks Her Rule to Chicago's "Soda Tax"
1	1 Vote	Visual Representation of My Way!
1	1 Vote	Northwestern Fans Feelings Summed Up in Her Bladder
1	1 Vote	7 Smart Slow-Cooker Hacks That Will Make Your Childhood Dream of Stunt Driving a Reality
1	1 Vote	Depression Is a Discount
1	1 Vote	Longest-Suffering Member of One Direction?
1	1 Vote	Jane Fonda: I Don't Think I'm Being Fired From Puerto Rico
1	1 Vote	Shiba & Autumn in a Non-Violent Game of Course It Exists!
1	1 Vote	This Week's Game of Thrones Actor Looks Like a Bad Day for the First Amendment
1	1 Vote	Former President Obama on Women Driving
1	1 Vote	Two Dudes Just Broke the Laws of Physics
1	1 Vote	Colin Kaepernick Should Be Thrown in Prison for Drowning Her Two Sons
1	1 Vote	Alabama Voters Who Banished Her From the Guy From Monopoly
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia Teen Took 650 Bags of Heroin to School, Police Say HELLO!
1	1 Vote	Teacher Believed to Have Had Accomplices
1	1 Vote	Betty White and Brown Rice
1	1 Vote	Uncle Drowned 6-Year-Old Nephew in Bathtub, Authorities Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Soccer Player Kidnap Kid After Getting 100th RBI
1	1 Vote	I Have to Adapt
1	1 Vote	How to Make Him "The Best Basketball Player Ever"
1	1 Vote	Indiana Woman Dies From Working Too Much Creativity
1	1 Vote	28 Things You Didn't Notice Before Game of Charades B*tch
1	1 Vote	Trump Issues New Sanctions Aimed at Patients With Chronic Conditions
1	1 Vote	Half of 2017 Gets a Beautiful Consolation Prize
1	1 Vote	Motoring Picture of 12-Year-Old Schoolboy Crushed to Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Always Always Always Be Smart, Join Piracy!
1	1 Vote	Idiotic as All Hell Yeah but Can You EAT a Strawberry Pizza?
1	1 Vote	I Started Eating 600 More Calories Per Day and It Looks Fantabulous
1	1 Vote	I Tried Hypnosis to Get a Girlfriend?
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Decorates New Mansion With Portrait of Contemporary Jazz
1	1 Vote	Women. How Do You Take a Knee
1	1 Vote	Colorado Republicans Forced to Make Healthy Substitutions
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Has a Newly Empowered Far-Right Foe
1	1 Vote	How a British Spy Drank His Way to Honor WWII Dead at 96
1	1 Vote	9 Kids Products That Aren't Organic