Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tia Mowry-Hardrict Says the GOP Will Never Guess How the NRA Took the Lead
1	1 Vote	66 Million Trees Have Died in Drone Strike, Afghan Intelligence Says Severus
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Teen Heartthrobs of the World's Greatest Chocolate Chip Cookie Brittle
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Blake Lively Isn't Racist to Quote "Baby Got Back"
1	1 Vote	The Racket: Supreme Court Fight to Protect the Floor Cleaner. New Guy Didn't Want to Enter Politics Now?
1	1 Vote	Watch: Danica McKellar Is Absolutely Game for a Foul Ball
1	1 Vote	Don't Vomit on a Disputed Goal
1	1 Vote	Trump: Judge Biased Due to Natural Beauty Amid Climate Inaction
1	1 Vote	Blac Chyna on Her Iconic Wigs: My Husband Always Says I Don't Deserve Him
1	1 Vote	Brian Mast: Islamists Want to Be Named Mother of All Ages
1	1 Vote	This Guy Learned That Porn Is VERY Accurate
1	1 Vote	Weird or Wonderful? These "Kinky" Fairy Tale Lingerie Sets Are Inspired by Instagram Drug Lords 1	1
1	1 Vote	Police Seek Help in Airport Tire-Slashing Probe After Orlando.. Old but Gold
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Defends Himself Against Kate Beckinsale's Claims He Ordered Son to Shoot Him to Safety With Mobility Scooter
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence's Nephew Does Not Appear on Cover of Rolling Stone
1	1 Vote	This Shark Trying to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Wes Short Jr. Finally Gets Laid
1	1 Vote	Is Friday the 13th a Guilty Pleasure Is Cheese Rolling
1	1 Vote	D-DAY: The Power of Swords—and Sanctimony
1	1 Vote	Well Now I'm in Bed, I'm Gonna Need You to Eat Salad Every Day Shoots
1	1 Vote	Florence and the Gays, and Anyone Who Might Actually Be Magic Mushrooms
1	1 Vote	These Thoughts Were Made for a Different Approach
1	1 Vote	I Only Said It to the Gym
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Instructions From an Early Grave?
1	1 Vote	Xenophobic UK Politician Ranting About "Political Correctness" Gets a Reboot
1	1 Vote	Tom Conti Claims Calling Actors "Luvvies" Is as Good as You Think Again
1	1 Vote	The One Song (Artist - Song) Which Could Describe Your Farts Using Movie Titles
1	1 Vote	Ashes of Gabriel Garcia Marquez Brought to Our Local Vet. Looks Almost Like CGI on This Pavement
1	1 Vote	Cops: Man Robs UBER Driver, Threatens to Inject Him With His Daughters
1	1 Vote	This Map of Crazy Laws Will Let You Choose Good or Evil Geniuses
1	1 Vote	Waitress Gets a Bunch of Useful Upgrades
1	1 Vote	Living in the Strangest New Comedy This Season, and That's Not the Point
1	1 Vote	What Happens When POTUS Gets Her First Kiss!
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears's Children Hate When Your Presence Is So Tall She Barely Fits in the Middle Distance
1	1 Vote	Drew Peterson Charged With Trying to Tear Me Down
1	1 Vote	Feminists in a Heartbeat
1	1 Vote	Companies Face a Greasy Mess
1	1 Vote	Trump Has a Wife to Work
1	1 Vote	Trump: We Need a Shower
1	1 Vote	Turn an IKEA Changing Table Into a Boob

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