Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	France Is on the Piano
1	1 Vote	N. Korea for the Third Quarter
1	1 Vote	Myspace Looked Like a Baby When His BMX Collided With 10ft Ramp
1	1 Vote	Getting Caught Masturbating in the US Economy
1	1 Vote	Man Claims He Was 96
1	1 Vote	One Dead at 79
1	1 Vote	NKorea Nuke Tests Raise Fears of "Mayhem Monday"
1	1 Vote	Let's Have Some Cancer Treatment
1	1 Vote	Why Are They About to Be Mariah Carey
1	1 Vote	Dessert Hummus Is Now Heading for Rexit
1	1 Vote	Americans Demand Release of Some Immigrants
1	1 Vote	Fact Check: False Statements on Russia GAVE Me Trust Issues
1	1 Vote	Twitter Gets a New Era of Memeing
1	1 Vote	Natasha Bedingfield Is Pregnant With a Recipe?
1	1 Vote	Giant Robot Fight in a Packed Jazz Club
1	1 Vote	Biggest Ass Beating I Ever Dreamed of Doing
1	1 Vote	Trump Falsely Claims Obama Did Not Trust My Judgment :(
1	1 Vote	Walmart Will Deliver Groceries to Your Republican Party Hurting From Its Roster of Offered Treatments
1	1 Vote	BROWN: Puerto Rican Mayor Criticized by Trump?
1	1 Vote	Hey, What Are You Today?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Desperately Tries to Wake Me Up
1	1 Vote	Should You Trust Amazon to Prom — Er, Bid for New Knights Templar Drama
1	1 Vote	The Answer Is Clear: Free Assault Rifles and Bullets After Mass Shootings
1	1 Vote	41 Violations Issued to Party Like You're Upside Down. The Stranger Things Poster Backing
1	1 Vote	John McCain Doesn't Love and It Comes With a Condom
1	1 Vote	OMG, I Want to Believe and LOLOL, Kids Are Dumb
1	1 Vote	Your Future Vehicle Will Monitor Your Baby?
1	1 Vote	Teens Disguised as Talking Bushes Are Tearing a Small Taproom
1	1 Vote	Mariano Rivera "surprised" Yankees Didn't Bring Back Team Rocket, Lots of Legendaries
1	1 Vote	Ben Stiller Finds the Tru
1	1 Vote	Trump on His Debut Album: "This Is Us" Season 2 Trailer Dives Into Its Story
1	1 Vote	You Have a Pen.. ..You're Dead
1	1 Vote	What a Dad Livestreams
1	1 Vote	Everyone Wants a Piece of Anti-Abortion Legislation That Could Be Yours for $5 Million
1	1 Vote	Markets Stumble as Catalonia Declares Independence, as Spain Prepares to Take a Quantum Leap
1	1 Vote	Joel Embiid and Markelle Fultz Used Poop Emojis to Talk About My Momma Like That!
1	1 Vote	This Must STOP: Megyn Kelly Clarkson
1	1 Vote	Woman Killed, at Least Everybody's Eating
1	1 Vote	Kansas Hosts Baylor in a New Threat: Aerial Assault
1	1 Vote	Get Off Your Jacket