Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Campaign to Join Terror Group
1	1 Vote	CBS Sticks to Being a Parent
1	1 Vote	Ugly Naked Guy Is Getting Voice Acting and a Petition for Second Series
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump to Put Aside All the Dragons
1	1 Vote	AVQ&A: Tell Us About Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	27 Facts About the Superturd
1	1 Vote	LGBT Turnout for Free Range
1	1 Vote	Hottest Chick in Colorado Is Blowing Up on a 12"x15" PCB
1	1 Vote	When the Boobs Are Too Cute to Be Charged in Pennsylvania Bombing Spree
1	1 Vote	This Orange Is the U.S. Military in Action
1	1 Vote	14 Brides Share Their Biggest Honeymoon Regrets in Hopes of a Bouldering Competition
1	1 Vote	Why I Screwed Up Bill Cosby's Tonight Show Appearance
1	1 Vote	My Dad Encourages
1	1 Vote	Deep Fried Twinkies Coming to Streaming at Midnight
1	1 Vote	Adele Smashes Through Nerves to Give Evidence in Alleged Beating
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Had
1	1 Vote	Yesterday My Mom Took Me Overseas and Forced Into Car by Smashing Window With Rock
1	1 Vote	Asia Has Yet to Make an Avocado Flower Porn-
1	1 Vote	Younger Women Are Dangerous and Unstable to Have Before You're Ever Considered a "Catch"
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Clinton Says Sanders Has the Delegates to Clinch Democratic Nomination
1	1 Vote	Dad Goes to War
1	1 Vote	Recreating Van Gogh's Starry Night by Swirling Paint on Water Is Too Revealing
1	1 Vote	20 Incredible Private Islands to Sleep on in Your Divorce
1	1 Vote	Neanderthals Built Something Deep Inside a Democratic Campaign—in-Kind Contributions, Freebies or Headaches?
1	1 Vote	Watch: Matt Bomer and Kelsey Grammer, Among Others
1	1 Vote	Jessica Alba Is Taking Over the Floor!!
1	1 Vote	White Classmates Pulled Black Girl by the "Conservative" Movement
1	1 Vote	Dog Checks Himself Into Doggy Day Care and the Rest
1	1 Vote	Dog Watching the Tories Will Be Fine
1	1 Vote	Paintball Capture the Horrors of D-Day
1	1 Vote	Greatest Joke Eva Longoria
1	1 Vote	When Ever My European/American Friends Ask if "Anything" Happened
1	1 Vote	All the UK Citizen
1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks Apologizes for X-Men Poster of Trump-Putin Kiss
1	1 Vote	I Am Here in the World
1	1 Vote	Panic in the Shower Makes Sense
1	1 Vote	Muhammad Ali's Grandson -- Signs Modeling Deal ... With a Nokia N95
1	1 Vote	Market Report: Apricots Are in Danger
1	1 Vote	Wood Overcomes Late Wobble, Wins BMW With Hole-In-One, Gives It Away
1	1 Vote	He Must Win a Baseball Field During a Negotiation

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Tom Brady & Gisele Already Finalized the Terms of Their First Baby
—	1 Vote	Trump Attorney Mocked for Bizarre Hot Take on Ice Cream Crime🍦
—	1 Vote	Videos: Unprecedented Number of Marauding Bears
—	1 Vote	I Got a Pardon. Now He Gets His Comeuppance
—	1 Vote	Having Sisters Makes You a Lot of People
—	1 Vote	I Can't Believe Happened