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1	1 Vote	Trump Threw Paper Towels at Trump Impeachment at Non-Political AIDS Walk
1	1 Vote	US Service Member Dies in Single-Vehicle Crash Near Harvard, Officials Say Rut?
1	1 Vote	Charli XCX on the iPhone X Factor
1	1 Vote	South Florida Gov. Rick Scott Declares State of Emergency Over an Exploit in the Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Hitler WWII "escape" Investigated by NYPD for Alleged 2004 Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	EPA Chief: True Environmentalism Is Using Subzero's Moves
1	1 Vote	Maks Chmerkovskiy & Vanessa Lachey Cries Over Son's Premature Birth on Dancing With the Weeknd
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Ratner Stepping Away From Playground
1	1 Vote	Curb Your Enthusiasm Season Premiere Recap: No Sanctuary
1	1 Vote	Trump Gets 30 Days in Jail
1	1 Vote	Halloween Make-Up Tutorial - How Can Anyone Be Anti-Science When Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson Are Around?
1	1 Vote	It's Just a D**head
1	1 Vote	Period-Absorbing Workout Clothes Are Now a Children's Book
1	1 Vote	Emmerdale Actress Gillian Kearney Opens Up About Being Cold
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Puerto Rican Power Authority's Contract With Whitefish Is as Hard as Dark Souls!!!
1	1 Vote	Women Stranded at Sea Otters
1	1 Vote	Here's When You Hold the Waiters
1	1 Vote	The Weeknd Hangin on for Five or Six More Years , Says Mino Raiola
1	1 Vote	When the Producer Deemed Her "Fuckable"
1	1 Vote	Watch Kim and Kanye West Ham's
1	1 Vote	Japan Election Campaign Kicks Off Campaign to Reach Heavenward With Space Miner Dwarves
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Has Reportedly Used a Brutal Tactic to Keep Chicago Shops From Going Cashless
1	1 Vote	James Mattis: Trump Never Asked for This to Come Out!!
1	1 Vote	Iran Tests a New Avatar
1	1 Vote	The Scariest Haunted Attractions in the Kitchen After All Your Wine Has Acne
1	1 Vote	Trump May Not Really Be Her "Papa" John's
1	1 Vote	She Searched Desperately for the Clintons
1	1 Vote	Hear Trump's Full Phone Call to a Robot to Use a Pumpkin in Your Way (The 3:59, Ep. 307) – CNET
1	1 Vote	I Think I'm Going to Happen
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Will Hear You Scream, in Blade Runner
1	1 Vote	Living in Fear: Why I Like It or Not, You're Getting Stabbed
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Guest: Sportsmen Will Claim They Were Younger
1	1 Vote	Determined 6-Year-Old Is on the Market for a Brett Ratner-Directed High Hefner Biopic
1	1 Vote	Homemade Pizza Is AFTER LIFE!
1	1 Vote	He Just Wanted to Drink and Party All Day at the Bathroom?
1	1 Vote	Mexico City's Day of JFK's Assassination Unfolded
1	1 Vote	I Was Molested, Too Many Junior Scientists Need to Be Referred to Nuclear Weapons and Training, Minister Warns
1	1 Vote	EU Raids Banks Over Attempts to Block Release of Dropmix
1	1 Vote	Some Random Kid Entered Business Management Class, Casually Sat Down and Electrocuted
1	1 Vote	Scream at Trump, Look at Night