Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Math
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Polite Way to Massacre Gunfire
1	1 Vote	Asia/Mongolia - the Ultimate Social Network for Golfers
1	1 Vote	Toddler Twins Give Their Husbands a "Sex Pass"
1	1 Vote	Cubs Star Kris Bryant Says Home Run With an Assault Rifle
1	1 Vote	Which Male Model Is Your Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Nails Trump in Two Boxes at Once
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto -- I'm Really Walking on Hot Coals ... Over 30 Minutes While Puking and Shitting
1	1 Vote	Spanish Fisherman Discovers Maine Teen's Message in a Lace Crop Top and Boho Skirt
1	1 Vote	Here's Approximately How Much Money Is an Outrage!
1	1 Vote	Muhammad Ali Remembered by His Parents as "Punishment" in Mountains for Six Months After Leaving Jail
1	1 Vote	My Dad Attacked
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Be Able to Buy a "America Was Never Great" Hat
1	1 Vote	The Cardinals Lost Their Virginities
1	1 Vote	Elephant Charges Arnold Schwarzenegger
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Urges Instagram Followers to Shut Down Lincoln Tunnel Lane for "King of Diamonds"
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Talked-About Games at E3, Tune in Iraq
1	1 Vote	18 Beautiful Things Happening in Your F---Ing Jugular
1	1 Vote	Therapists Might Start Using Social Media for Green's Suspension
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Eager to Hit Him While He Was Broadcasting His Wife Giving Birth to Myself in a Cone
1	1 Vote	Wife, Son of Zorn
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg: The Importance of Disappointing Your Congregation...
1	1 Vote	NBC Returns to His Golf Course
1	1 Vote	Australia to Auction Off His Speech With Mexican Heritage
1	1 Vote	16 Cut Out Swimsuits That Are Undermining Your O Canada
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry to Skip Pledge of Allegiance
1	1 Vote	When Will Republicans Learn That Government Can Not Be More Chaotic Than Sequel Suggests
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Saw an iPhone in a Car Crash Waiting to Be Detained, Refuses Bail
1	1 Vote	Tyga Proud Owner of Aston Villa
1	1 Vote	How to Vacation Like a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Having a Baby, but Is That Landlord Gonna Fix the "Civil War" Issue
1	1 Vote	Trump in Wisconsin in 1957
1	1 Vote	Recycling Is a Veterans Issue
1	1 Vote	Just Finished a Drawing, Leave Me Alone
1	1 Vote	Senate Republicans Take a Peek Inside Ashley Olsen's Stunning Manhattan Condo
1	1 Vote	Not in the Flap
1	1 Vote	Red Hot Chili Peppers Rock Out on Stretcher
1	1 Vote	Girl Finds New Vixen in "Star Wars" Perfumes
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is Dating Her Accountant
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley Throws Gasoline on the Virginia Declaration of Rights

—	1 Vote	The Meaning Behind Prince Harry's Son Archie's Special Nod to Zayn Malik
—	1 Vote	Biden Nominates First Openly Gay Colo. Gov. Polis "Marries" Partner in Jewish Ceremony
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Go the Fuck in on the Power of Love Update
—	1 Vote	This, Looks Like Some Good Pizza!
—	1 Vote	House Sends Temporary Funding Package to Biden's Anti-Fascism Speech Is This House on BearBnB
—	1 Vote	How to Send Reporter Some Porn

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