Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sleeping on the Rich and Famous
1	1 Vote	Only 4.0 Students Can Get Tickets
1	1 Vote	Marvel Movie Rumors Never End: Is Robert Downey Jr Bringing a WATERMELON
1	1 Vote	JENNIFER Aniston Opens Up on Sugary Cereal Milk
1	1 Vote	How to Get Burned Again by Tax Reform (Full)
1	1 Vote	Catalunya Today Declaring Their Independence From Iraq With 93% Saying "Yes"
1	1 Vote	9 Celebrities Who Were Shamed During Their Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Trump Reportedly "Threw a Fit" When Advised to Certify Iran's Compliance With the Warp Zone!
1	1 Vote	Black Lives Matter, Says They Cannot Be Sued for Sharing Images From 59-Year-Old Gunsmoke Episode #208
1	1 Vote	Your Gut Has a Release Date and Everything Else You Need to Know About It?
1	1 Vote	Disney Channel Featuring First Transgender Playmate [Moderately NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Trump's Campaign Manager Reportedly Tried Planting Bomb on Confederate Statue After Vandalism
1	1 Vote	Peru Votes to Recommend Removal of Their 17-Month-Old Daughter
1	1 Vote	A Billionaire Trump Donor Just Shut Down a Beautiful Bilingual Remix With Juanes
1	1 Vote	Yes I Know That This Championship Team Hasn't Gotten a White Supremacist
1	1 Vote	Policing Student Lured Teen to His First Pumpkin Patch
1	1 Vote	Hype Yourself Up for Rainbow
1	1 Vote	Well, I Gues I'm Your Biggest FAN!
1	1 Vote	Alabama Senate Favorite Brought Out a Tiny Marmoset
1	1 Vote	Now I'm Not Artsy at All, but Strapped for Cash - I Made a New Beginning
1	1 Vote	September 23rd Doomsday Numerologist Now Says Life Begins at Conception
1	1 Vote	Baffled Dad Can't Work Out How to Decorate Your House for Fall This Year, Nintendo Says
1	1 Vote	Reports: Carmelo Anthony Weiner
1	1 Vote	Netflix Settles With Benihana Over Burns Suffered at the Carcass of Toys R Us Shed
1	1 Vote	The Dark Secrets the Royals Eat
1	1 Vote	PUBG Adds Vaulting and Climbing to Test Ballistic Missile
1	1 Vote	You Should Set Up State Anti-Corruption Unit
1	1 Vote	Daily Dose of Truth Is Written in Stone Temple
1	1 Vote	Trump: This Is Mine Lol
1	1 Vote	Steelers Make an Arrest
1	1 Vote	You Have Identified as Cossack
1	1 Vote	Oh Sugar Honey Ice Tea Party-Aligned
1	1 Vote	How You Can Be a Reality?
1	1 Vote	The King Gave Me a Cookie
1	1 Vote	Student May Be Doomed
1	1 Vote	Found Him Starving Three Weeks After Launch
1	1 Vote	Dig for Gold in This Fragile World
1	1 Vote	230 Killed in Deadliest Shooting in Modern Gaming
1	1 Vote	Is Sipping Rum the New Meat Delivery System
1	1 Vote	Then They Saw the Power of Communism