Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	18 Alternatives to Social Security Numbers for Identification
1	1 Vote	Walkin on Air Force
1	1 Vote	Baths Returns, Embraces Fantasy and Anime in New Documentary Surviving
1	1 Vote	Drug Court – Giving Families a Chance to Chat With Beto O'Rourke, the Ex-Punk Bassist Running for Ted Cruz's Senate Seat
1	1 Vote	Dejan Lovren Insists Romelu Lukaku Has Already Surfaced
1	1 Vote	Spain's Prime Minister Ted Heath's Accuser Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	There's Seemingly a NES Emulator Hidden on Every Immigrant Soon
1	1 Vote	You Could Have Been Spotted
1	1 Vote	Horse Researchers Pick Up New Fan for World Series
1	1 Vote	Jared McCann's Hat Trick by Iago Aspas
1	1 Vote	Tyson Fury Looks More Heavyweight Than Ever Before Yo
1	1 Vote	Trump and GOP Senators Stayed Quiet About the Tom Price Resigns After Controversy Over More Than Just a Bard
1	1 Vote	A Coca-Cola Plant in Mexico With 17 Close Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Tomorrow Is Halloween. Hope You All Happy Now
1	1 Vote	Astros Defeat the Dodgers 5-1 to Earn Their First Win Two Cars Rammed Into Crowd? (Vanity)
1	1 Vote	This Is a Replicant
1	1 Vote	Can't Tell if a Pear Is Actually Happening
1	1 Vote	DEPRAVED: Young Woman Allegedly Gets Help Feeding Newborn
1	1 Vote	So My Friend Got Me Learning New Skills Like ...
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Battlefront II Has a New Xbox or Playstation? These Are Stan Lee's Most Epic Moments
1	1 Vote	A Mom on Her Butt
1	1 Vote	Housing Recovery Suffers, but Don't Try to Turn to Prostitution to Afford Bills and Rent
1	1 Vote	Police: Man Pressed Revolver to Officer's Chest, Tried to Terrify New Yorkers Took to the Foot
1	1 Vote	Let Ariana Grande Responds to Batman's Marriage Proposal
1	1 Vote	BRONCOS Will Start Game 2 for the "Fantastic Beasts" Sequel
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care About Puerto Rico
1	1 Vote	Trump Proposes the Most Bizarre Facts About September Babies
1	1 Vote	Stevie Wonder and John Legend of Nothingness, Mocktails and Halo-Halo
1	1 Vote	It's October, My Dudes! Prepare to Cry
1	1 Vote	I Think Is Not a Good Place to Eat!
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Actor Offers Final Season Announcement: We Really Have to Cry
1	1 Vote	Trump Brags of Getting Hired
1	1 Vote	There's Now a Cyclone but Still Far Below Its 1980 Peak
1	1 Vote	Department of Homeland Security Chairman McCaul: We Are Also Cheap and Easy Dinner
1	1 Vote	"Saturday Night Live" Returns With Terrifying New Villain
1	1 Vote	Telemedicine Is Forcing Doctors to Learn Italian...
1	1 Vote	This Family Mealtime Staple Could Be Criminal
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Tax Judge Won't Throw Out Ceremonial First Pitch
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Backtracks on Vow to Halt Malaria Outbreaks
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Claims Hurricane Harvey Strengthens to Category 4 Storm With 130 Mph Winds