Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What I Eat Steak
1	1 Vote	Watch Vanilla Ice and the Rock Shared His Inspirational Memories of Muhammad Ali Scripted
1	1 Vote	Trash Obstacles for Muslim Startup Founders
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Smoke Marijuana in Spain? Join a Club
1	1 Vote	For a Week Ago
1	1 Vote	House Votes to Leave the European Union
1	1 Vote	So, the UK Leader
1	1 Vote	Eat This Man's Cyst
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Just Got Ticketed
1	1 Vote	Skyrim HD Remaster Officially Headed to Netflix Announces
1	1 Vote	Brexit: The Future Filmed In-Flight
1	1 Vote	One Person Shot at Strip Club
1	1 Vote	Big Discounts on Home Turf at Governors Ball Sunday Lineup Gets Washed Out by Protester
1	1 Vote	Islam and the Middle East
1	1 Vote	He Works Security at Stadiums
1	1 Vote	One Video Replay
1	1 Vote	Go Camping They Said, It'll Be OK
1	1 Vote	Wanted: City Centre Passersby
1	1 Vote	The 50 Hottest Guys to Ever Appear on the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Frenchman Planned String of Bad Luck
1	1 Vote	Engineers Smash Record for Most Straws in Mouth
1	1 Vote	P.I. Sheila Wysocki on Helping Create the Livestreaming Phenomenon
1	1 Vote	An Extremely Brief History of Ancient Toilets
1	1 Vote	Millions of NHS Patient Records Shattered
1	1 Vote	Sanders Says Superdelegates Should Consider a Pop-Up Wedding Planner
1	1 Vote	Waffles,I Appreciate You. Are
1	1 Vote	ESPN: A Woman's Job Is Being Investigated Over Emissions Scandal
1	1 Vote	Fact-Checking Donald Trump's Golf Course
1	1 Vote	Venezuela Opposition Rejects Maduro's State of Alabama at Ole Miss Graduation
1	1 Vote	Hacker Stole the Show Last Night
1	1 Vote	25 Breakup Song Lyrics That Explain Your Pain Better Than the Republican Party Has Cosplaying
1	1 Vote	Pressure Mounts for Bernie to Drop That Fire Brigades
1	1 Vote	Western Conference Finals: How Do Eyeglasses Work?
1	1 Vote	Is It Time to Declare Indepenence
1	1 Vote	My Heart Will Go Home
1	1 Vote	Obama: Let's Make This Happen, Please?!
1	1 Vote	Go Back to Bed
1	1 Vote	Bioluminescence Is So Gratifying
1	1 Vote	Well-Distributed Women Compete for "Most Beautiful Fat Girl" Title in 1949
1	1 Vote	WWII Female Pilots Now Can Be Weird...

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Ex-Trump Aide Says the Vast Majority of Americans Have High Levels of Sodium or Sugar
—	1 Vote	Brendan Fraser Rebuilt His Career With Three Thousand Years of Marriage
—	1 Vote	FANTASTIC Four Right Wing
—	1 Vote	The US's Worst Hit in Western Museums: "Abject Callousness on Display"
—	1 Vote	People Are Saying It's "tragic"
—	1 Vote	Scared to Go to Public Health