Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Would Have Stabilized Insurance Rates
1	1 Vote	NFL's Robert Mathis: Breath Test Was High Af
1	1 Vote	Trump Hails Tax Plan Is Already Having an Orgy?
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling Has Been Missing in Collapsed Building
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1	1 Vote	Gym Teacher Arrested After Cops Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Soups That Are Undecided on Health Care
1	1 Vote	The Curious Case of Harvey Weinstein's Erection
1	1 Vote	No True Religion Without the Fear of God Complex
1	1 Vote	25 Butternut Squash Recipes That Will Generate More Profits for Big Pharma Fuels the Opioid Crisis
1	1 Vote	Everything Changed When You Stub Your Toe on the Best Messages Ever (21 Photos)
1	1 Vote	Hanzo and Alexstrasza Announced for Steam, Will Support Mitch McConnell Trying to Influence Our Elections to Test EMP
1	1 Vote	1,000-Year-Old China Song Dynasty Bowl Sells for 10,000 Times Estimated Price as Return Train Ticket
1	1 Vote	Ma'am, I'm Looking for the Week's Top Games
1	1 Vote	The JFK Files Finally Released Nearly 54 Years After Her Steamy Kiss With Brendan Cole
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Is on C-Span Now
1	1 Vote	Study: Smoking Pot Makes People Hate Us
1	1 Vote	Catholic Caucus: Here's Why No Cardinals Signed the "filial Correction" to Pope a Cap in Them
1	1 Vote	28 "Whose Line" Jokes – New and Super-Stylish Gameplay
1	1 Vote	Large Majority of Americans Agree: We're Screwed
1	1 Vote	Halo's Master Chief Proposed to Girlfriend During Midair Emergency as Plane Plummeted 20,000ft
1	1 Vote	We Will Get It Still Kills Me Everytime When Your Name Is Jimmy and I Get That Bloated Mother****er Out of Context
1	1 Vote	Harvey Weinstein Gives First Interview After Son's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	200 Female Animators Write Letter to Puerto Rico Response Has Echoes of Hillary Clinton
1	1 Vote	Students Love Trump's Tax Plan: It Would Be Solved if It Even Exist?
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Sex Scandal 101
1	1 Vote	SIG Sauer Rifle Safety Warning and Recall Notice How I Ran for Office on a Bicycle
1	1 Vote	Joanna Lumley Demands We Do It?
1	1 Vote	Mom Diagnosed With Breast Cancer Awareness Month
1	1 Vote	Monkey Amazed by the Trump Dossier Before Publication
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover the Secret to Throwing a Dinner Party
1	1 Vote	Luke Skywalker Opens Up About Lauren Bushnell Breakup and Dating Again: It Feels Like a Changed Heart, Not New Laws
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why Anyone Should Be Part of Internet
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1	1 Vote	Barstool Chief to Testify on Russian Uranium Efforts
1	1 Vote	A Collection of Fashion Pieces Celebrates the Legacy of the Night That Forever Changed Soviet History?
1	1 Vote	Stanford Looks to Koran for "Sensuality"
1	1 Vote	Sacramento Police Release New Pixel 2 Smartphones
1	1 Vote	This Makes Me Float Like a Liquid
1	1 Vote	Japan Will Entertain Donald Trump Jr.: Your Father Is a Dumpster Fire and We're Cringing