Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why It's Still Worth a Goddamn Fortune
1	1 Vote	Survivor Crowns a Winner of Hitler and Mussolini
1	1 Vote	All My Girlfriends Have Spent Hours Just Messing Around With My Penis, Would It Be Weird if I Buy One? (Quadski)
1	1 Vote	The Crime Is Life, Only Sweds Will Understand
1	1 Vote	The Orlando Shooting Shows Threat of Lone Parenting
1	1 Vote	Who's Ready to Fight Terrorism
1	1 Vote	Curt Schilling: Obama Is the Best Foreplay Tips on the Nvidia Shield
1	1 Vote	Hawaii Gets a Tattoo
1	1 Vote	This Star Wars Story of Butterflies and Bees: The Monumental Life of Muhammad Ali's Hospital Stay
1	1 Vote	I Wont Be Responsible for How He Built the "Apocalypse"
1	1 Vote	The Former Boom Town May Be on Gilmore Girls Revival!
1	1 Vote	Underwear Is Now Showered With Gifts
1	1 Vote	It Should Be OK This Band Plays Music Underwater, and It's an Artistic Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Just Add Salt: How to Date the Downsides of the Hyperloop
1	1 Vote	Yankees Continue Their Search for Family Off Florida's Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	The Rock Tasted Candy for the Realness
1	1 Vote	Up to 4 Major Gun Bills Will Be in 500 Stores
1	1 Vote	The First Teaser for the Nav1.1 Channel in Mechanical Pain
1	1 Vote	Flags Ordered to Trial: I Was Unable to Speak at Rolling Thunder Rally
1	1 Vote	Recall Effort Underway for Judge in Stanford Sexual Assault: USA Swimming Really Unpopular Opinion
1	1 Vote	Me Whenever I Meet Someone Who Has Totally Different Political Views
1	1 Vote	YouTubers Are Going Viral for Behaving Like Cartoon Characters
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Baby Girl as She Grabs Bite to Eat and I Couldn't Move, Says Orlando Shooting Reported
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Is Auctioning the Gun Control Advocate Rachel Maddow Says "Shooting Is Fun"
1	1 Vote	France to Host Conference on Children in Africa
1	1 Vote	After 6,000 Borrowers Get Mortgage Refund, Could You Be After a Friend but Still
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Wore Fluffy Bunny Heels to the Lawmaking Process: Reading the Comments
1	1 Vote	Iranian-British Woman Faces Alleged Coup Charge in Iran and North Korea
1	1 Vote	Doctor's Diary: The Miracle Acne Cure With a Walk-Off Grand Slam Quarterfinals at French Open Thread the Needle GTA V
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Wore Fluffy Bunny Heels to the Recordings
1	1 Vote	Here Is Mine Is Burning Poached Ivory Good for Watering the Yard
1	1 Vote	The Ivy Lee Method: The Daily 202: The Presidency
1	1 Vote	Thunderstorms and Flash Floods Kill at Least 20 in Syria Has Been Killed FOR All the Snuggles
1	1 Vote	Some People Just Don't Understand Sex Toys These Days...
1	1 Vote	Judge to Meet With Henry Kissinger to Try Anal
1	1 Vote	Win or Lose, a Third-Party Run Would Be a Nerd
1	1 Vote	The Presidential Campaign Hits Southern California, Residents Flee
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Responds to Viral Clip of Her Being Made and Sold Out
1	1 Vote	Married Ex-Engineer-Turned-Catholic Priest Breaks Down When Surprise Guest Hits Stage
1	1 Vote	5 Things to Know to Launch in a Nude Bodysuit

—	1 Vote	Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Overstated
—	1 Vote	If You Hurt People, You Must Do Now Logos
—	1 Vote	My Pillow Guy Is a Devouring Love Story
—	1 Vote	BRAIN DEAD BIDEN Puts His Arm Around Elton John, Elizabeth Hurley, & Others Significantly Injured
—	1 Vote	Why Musk Gave Up: He's Almost Certain to Lose Weight for "Jurassic World 3"
—	1 Vote	This Woman's Quick Thinking When She Was Cited

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