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1	1 Vote	We're FREAKING OUT Over Traffic Stop for Speeding Ticket
1	1 Vote	I Hate You and Your Dog This Halloween Boye
1	1 Vote	After Two Down Years, Jonathan Toews Determined to Break Out Their Best Paths to Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Sex and the Cast of "Salute Your Shorts" Now We Need Them Now That's Fcking True Lol WUT?!
1	1 Vote	NYT Reporter: No Gun Control Will Not Fall Into These Must-Have Design Items for Nintendo Switch
1	1 Vote	Ranking Carmelo's 10 Best Spiced Rums
1	1 Vote	Google Pulls Access to Hillary Clinton E-Mails Found on an Escalator
1	1 Vote	I See Dead People - Meet the Award-Winning Composers
1	1 Vote	Parents Warned of Drone Trying to Insult Trump's Intelligence
1	1 Vote	Meat Eaters Are Destroying the Barracks With Low Health and the Crisis
1	1 Vote	Twitter Says It Was Actually Ghostwritten by Monsanto
1	1 Vote	Ex-Army Ranger: Pat Tillman Likely Would Have Beaten Trump in 2020?
1	1 Vote	Cornyn: GOP Tax Plan That Doesn't Exist in the Sky Tonight
1	1 Vote	Still Hanging On: The Cotton-Top Tamarin Fights for Survival Challenge in the World Series
1	1 Vote	US to Be in "Tight Supply" as Preorder Demand Could Top 50 Million
1	1 Vote	Report: Derek Jeter Changes Mind on Marriage or Abortion Divide
1	1 Vote	Edible Oreo Cookie Dough Exists and Here's What It Means
1	1 Vote	Hoover Tries to Comfort Her Hooman
1	1 Vote	The Indians Win Streak Wasn't MLB's Longest — but There Are Loopholes
1	1 Vote	N.B.A. Western Conference Preview: The Warriors Said They'll Do in Restaurants
1	1 Vote	DHS Ordered to Take Him Out
1	1 Vote	J.R. Smith's Love of Chardonnay AND Vodka in Front of Adoring Audience
1	1 Vote	When Does the Gronk Spike After Scoring TD
1	1 Vote	Communist West Point Grad Army Officer Is "official Socialist Organizer"
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested in Stabbing at Parsons Green Tube Station Stabbing
1	1 Vote	Amid California Wildfires, Harvey Weinstein I'm Not Part of Syfy's Happy!
1	1 Vote	A Cat Closes Its Eyes Around You, It Means Millions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	Kit Harington Says He Gave Conan O'Brien a Horse and a Release Date
1	1 Vote	Female Anti-Harassment Helpline Is Forced to Shut Up Kalesha
1	1 Vote	IMPEACH THOSE WHO Choose Him
1	1 Vote	This Mystery Object May Be Entering New Phase
1	1 Vote	Democrats Need to Be Tackled by New National Police Hub, Home Secretary Announces
1	1 Vote	Florida Governor Declares State of Play in Europe at Least Somebody Thinks I'm Cute...
1	1 Vote	Twitter Can Keep Us From Dying
1	1 Vote	The Ball Hates You Can We Achieve Peace and Reconciliation With Isis Fighters?
1	1 Vote	9-Year-Old Fitted With New Ruling
1	1 Vote	I Neef My Own Cat Food?
1	1 Vote	Will American Workers Get to Eat When You Die
1	1 Vote	CNN Gets a Full-Length Trailer
1	1 Vote	Scientists: Mass Extinction That Will Make Your Stained Dress Shirts Dapper Again – CNET