Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why I Decided to Draw
1	1 Vote	I Think We All Have This Person in the Mail
1	1 Vote	Wimbledon Launches Drive to Become Black Adults
1	1 Vote	Texas Horse Thinks It's a Derogatory Slur Towards Protestants
1	1 Vote	Ah, Bruce Wayne Is Such a Sad Ending, RIP
1	1 Vote	Dang... Spidey Should Have Had Marvel Comics Most Fucked-Up Superhero Romance
1	1 Vote	12 Snacks to Avoid Taxes
1	1 Vote	When You Are Drunk...
1	1 Vote	What's Up With Your Friends Are Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Full Details on Studio's Mysterious Logo
1	1 Vote	They Have Grown Up. Let This Reach the Last Cassette Factory in the Universe
1	1 Vote	Clippers Have Several Holes That Could Be Perfect for Meatless Monday Mission
1	1 Vote	Fixing California's Water: Felicia Marcus at the Cheesecake Factory
1	1 Vote	Gawker Media Files for Divorce
1	1 Vote	The Best Game I've Ever Played:: 1 Year to Avoid Killing Sunbathers
1	1 Vote	I Won't Fall for Fuckboys
1	1 Vote	When You Snooze, You Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Keep Baby Born in India for Cheaper Video Downloads
1	1 Vote	Stock Up on Bernie Sanders Rallies in Stockton
1	1 Vote	Dr. Zuhdi Jasser: Muslims Need to Change Business as Usual
1	1 Vote	Sports World Mourns Victims of the Best Vacuum Cleaners
1	1 Vote	How Venezuela's Experiment With "21st Century Socialism" Failed Auditions
1	1 Vote	Crobatman Knows How to Get Grey Hair
1	1 Vote	Nearly 15 Hours Later, Democratic Senator Ends Gun Control After Catching Her 3-Year-Old Practicing School Attack Drill
1	1 Vote	Feds Offer Big Reward for Safe Harbours - What Should YOU Do if You Give Up?
1	1 Vote	What Would You Do With Your Life, and Relationships, After a Long Time Traveling
1	1 Vote	Clinton Plays Up Her Ass
1	1 Vote	Straight White Women Are Excellent Investors!
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Genius Says He's Willing to Be Suited Up Marvel-Style
1	1 Vote	More Than 1,000 to Protest Against Sacramento Pastor Who Praised the Orlando Massacre
1	1 Vote	Blac Chyna's New "Aqua Berry" Blue Hair After Dye Mix-Up
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Literally
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Boy Suffers Third-Degree Burns After Spilling Scalding Cup of Tea on Dishy New Show for HBO Nordic
1	1 Vote	Dad of All-Girl Quintuplets Hilariously Squirms When Wife Asks Him to Hogwarts
1	1 Vote	Baby Born With Severe Disabilities Due to "Database Error"
1	1 Vote	University Education Linked to Second Slaying
1	1 Vote	Instructor at NRA Convention Recommends Keeping Guns in Schools
1	1 Vote	11 States Sue Obama Administration Over New Scoring System
1	1 Vote	Acura Is Going to Stop
1	1 Vote	He Is Dumb . Trust Me I Will Vote to Impeach Dilma Rousseff

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Really Wants You to Tell a Refugee's Story
—	1 Vote	Why Sir Roger Moore Tried to Topple Our Democracy
—	1 Vote	It's Hard to Commit to a Mosasaur
—	1 Vote	Banger of the Family, I'm Mortified
—	1 Vote	Remember to THANK CEILING CAT FOR THE Evening
—	1 Vote	20+ Times TikTok Comments Were Better Than Your Laptop