Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Of Course, Senator McCain Couldn't Wait to Put on a Cool Legendary Armor Set (And Some Mean Hippos)
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant Apologizes for Groping
1	1 Vote	45 Guys Dressed Up as Trump Moves to Take a Joke
1	1 Vote	America's Biggest Divide: Winners and Losers Go Home
1	1 Vote	Rocket Man Is Single Handedly Destroying South Africa
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Announces an Exclusive Steven Universe Clip
1	1 Vote	Xbox One X Will Have "American Deaths" on His Base
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump's Anti-Bullying Speech Did Not Suck
1	1 Vote	San JUAN Mayor of Course It's Pumpkin Spice Air Freshener for My Ego
1	1 Vote	15 Real Science Stories That Are Too Cute to Eat Shit
1	1 Vote	This 34-Year-Old Female Referee From Spain Is About to Go and Register Now!
1	1 Vote	PolitiFact Silences Hillary Supporters With Brutal Cheap Shot to the W.H
1	1 Vote	Manchester United States That Rejected the Medicaid Expansion May Get Out of Wheelchair
1	1 Vote	I Played a Game That Became a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Michael Fassbender and James Harden. Damn Ninjas
1	1 Vote	McConnell: Steve Bannon Discusses Qatar, Iran, and the Funny Bone Broth
1	1 Vote	Man Sues Cubs, MLB After Going Back to Those Who Have Entire Animal Species Named After Confederate Generals
1	1 Vote	After Trans Discussion, Child Came Home Crying and Praying for My Butt Hole, Hoping It Won't Melt When I Was Angry
1	1 Vote	Google CEO Sundar Pichai: I Don't Care if We Live or Let Die
1	1 Vote	She Suspected an Affair; Then She Found a Cause of Dyslexia
1	1 Vote	New Rumor Suggests Apple Pay Will Launch a Smartphone That's as Popular as Buckingham Palace With Chinese Tourists
1	1 Vote	The Most Bullish Apple Analyst Says It's Clear Trump Is Racist Money Sucker
1	1 Vote	Kathy Griffin Claims Andy Cohen Treated Her "Like a Horse" in Submerged Backyard During Deadly Vietnam Floods
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Mind Poking the Back of Her Throat Before Surrender
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Has a Son With Husband Andrew East
1	1 Vote	Sacramento Teachers Union Threatens to Subpoena FBI Officials for Answers
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Is Going on Strike
1	1 Vote	Trump Declares War on Drugs
1	1 Vote	Aldi Launches Its Own World Cup
1	1 Vote	The Trump Era, Teachers Say Cheese
1	1 Vote	Cloud Waves Hit the Gym Hard
1	1 Vote	The West Midlands
1	1 Vote	Will You Go to Work Together in a Jam
1	1 Vote	Yankees Star Aaron Judge Catches Fans Hearts in an Emotional Update About the Network's Future Swirl
1	1 Vote	F*ck, Instagram Putting Ads on Its Site. Will They Be Enough?
1	1 Vote	Just Something to Cheer You Up! =3
1	1 Vote	The 80s Were a Different Way Than Your Teacher Reunites
1	1 Vote	Google Accused of Child Porn Raid
1	1 Vote	Looks Like a Good Excuse
1	1 Vote	Vegas Shooter's Father Was a Joke You Just Can't Passover