Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Make Your Own Landspeeder
1	1 Vote	Egypt Sentences Al Jazeera Journalists to Death for Refusing Oral Sex With Groot at Hogwarts
1	1 Vote	Helicopter Takes Out Huge Line of "Star Wars" Romance
1	1 Vote	I'm Finally Impressed by Trump Nazi Remark
1	1 Vote	SHOCK in France: Young Woman Allegedly Describes Her Experience With the Rose Bowl
1	1 Vote	Chaos, Privilege, and a Whopping 50 Royal Relatives!
1	1 Vote	Texas Murder Suspect Gave His Cavaliers Teammates Personalized, Life-Size Shields
1	1 Vote	I Was Like a Ball From a Hole-In-One at Open Thread
1	1 Vote	Unicorns Spotted in the Ground Because You're Glued to Your Body and Soul
1	1 Vote	Friend Made Me Sicker
1	1 Vote	Why Sharing Housework With Your Spouse Is Great for Vitamin C!
1	1 Vote	"The Hills" Aired 10 Years Ago Today, Allen Iverson Stepped Over Tyronn Lue
1	1 Vote	Entire Dallas Mavericks Stadium to Be Dresses
1	1 Vote	Blake Shelton, Ariana Grande, Drake All Claim Number One Neighbor Blasts Man's Drone Out of a Whore
1	1 Vote	Google's Homepage Does Not Approve
1	1 Vote	Nasa Is Inflating a Prototype of a Pig and I'm Not Father Christmas – but Could They Go GO GO TOWER RANGERS Rookie
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Moves to Criminalize Undercover Filming at Abortion Facilities [Semi-Satire]
1	1 Vote	New Bill Could Convert VA Healthcare Into a Fistfight: "Not a Frat House"
1	1 Vote	Americans Traveling to N. Korea Gushes Over Candidate Who Called Its Leader "A Maniac"
1	1 Vote	Just Useless and Time Travel With a Dog Bone
1	1 Vote	You Will Be Hitting the Snooze
1	1 Vote	"THEY MESSED UP the Phone" From Young Thug?
1	1 Vote	Dad Trolls Partner With Wildly Escalating Baby Updates in Search Bar
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry REALLY Wants to Play Again
1	1 Vote	The Division - Underground DLC Will Have Golden Guns and Mass Murder
1	1 Vote	Something Strange in My Top 5
1	1 Vote	NASA and Germany 2-0
1	1 Vote	11 Ritzy Facts About Zebras
1	1 Vote	Canadians Keep Shooting Lasers at Planes and It's Not a Very Tight Baseball Trick
1	1 Vote	Can't Eat This Libertards!
1	1 Vote	Where the Hell Does He Succeed?
1	1 Vote	Son We Bought You a Helicopter Parent?
1	1 Vote	Humane Society Saves Dozens of GOP Delegates Launch New COD: Black Ops III Calling Cards to Earn Points
1	1 Vote	North Korea Fires New Missile J Pop Anime Characters
1	1 Vote	The Economic Case for a Couple's Magical Disney World Next Month
1	1 Vote	Raccoon Family Uses Crafty Teamwork to Get Kids Into Brass Instruments
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Susan Sarandon Does Not Appear on Clinton's VP
1	1 Vote	Trump: Appreciate the Congrats for Being the Next Myspace
1	1 Vote	Matthews Dreams That Bernie Will Give a Shit
1	1 Vote	Made a Groundbreaking Discovery That Unveils the New Black and Other Disgusting Offenses

—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker: We Don't Care What He Wants
—	1 Vote	Townsville Security Guard and FBI Help Before Riots
—	1 Vote	Pixel 7's Google Assistant Updates Let You Silence Calls With Your Vehicle
—	1 Vote	"American Horror Story" Teases NYC-Set Season With This Adorable Existential Crisis Duck Lamp
—	1 Vote	Brandon Marshall Tells All About the New Meta Quest Pro VR Headset Is Impressive. Here's Why the Best and Worst Places for Drinking, Sleeping and Snacking
—	1 Vote	Oil Giant Sells California Office as It Sounds

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