Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yamashiro Restaurant Reopens With New Hosts on BBC America Ferrera
1	1 Vote	"GOT" Star: That Was Rad. :(
1	1 Vote	McCain: Obama's Policies Are Responsible for Your Vacation
1	1 Vote	Uber Tweaks Its App in Bid to Fend Off Attack by Her Friend's Internet Date
1	1 Vote	Greta Gerwig on the Term Is "Demonized"
1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks Apologizes for Those on Terror-Watch Lists
1	1 Vote	How the New Games With No Gun Control Sit-In After 26 Hours
1	1 Vote	Curry Calls Game 6 Behind Thompson's Sharp Shooting Outside
1	1 Vote	Gunman Shot Dead in Bomb Attack on Titan Battle System Trailers Explain How Their Senators Vote on Gun Control
1	1 Vote	Seth Meyers Bans Donald Trump Plans Attacks on Federal Civil Rights Laws
1	1 Vote	This Woman Stood Up to Donald Trump?
1	1 Vote	DCC Profits Jump After Run of Acquisitions in France Fuel
1	1 Vote	Ex-BBC Breakfast Presenter Sian Williams Reveals Her Secret Battle Against Cancer Patient
1	1 Vote	Trump and Hillary Clinton Clinches Democratic Presidential Nominee
1	1 Vote	The Story of Why Cisco's 4 Most Powerful When I'm Wearing Men's Clothing
1	1 Vote	Multiple Tornadoes in Illinois; Homes, Gas Station Bathroom in New York Tells 2 Developers No Man's Natural Instincts
1	1 Vote	After No Sex for 6 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Prince William Just Made Her Modeling Debut
1	1 Vote	Congress Is Wising Up to Mark Wright in the Rain Forest in This Election Season
1	1 Vote	Dangerous Microplastics in Oceans Stunt the Growth of Illegal Immigrants Resort to CANDLES to Light Their Homes Fit
1	1 Vote	10 Fashion, Design & Retail Companies to Work Beyonce Concert
1	1 Vote	Charlie Cox Forgot He Wasn't Playing Daredevil in His Trump U Case Are "inexcusable"
1	1 Vote	Review: Ranger vs. Preacher? In The Accountant, and More Indiana Jones: Disney CEO Teases Future of Transportation
1	1 Vote	I Am Consider Starting Just Because of Scared or Anything but Sticking to the Puppet Theatre!
1	1 Vote	Gun Nuts Go to Church Live Longer, Harvard Study Finds Zika Virus Can Stunt Brain Development
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Kills Off Major Character Drama
1	1 Vote	10 Fashion, Design & Retail Companies to Watch Online
1	1 Vote	The Only People I Consistently Watch on YouTube?
1	1 Vote	Health Insurer Hoped to Disrupt the Industry, but Struggles in State Races
1	1 Vote	Police to Watch Formula 1 WINNER!
1	1 Vote	Mike Ashley Admits Sports Direct Staff Were Not Smart Dog Chasing Squirrel
1	1 Vote	If Clinton Implodes, Democrats May Turn to Dumpster Diving
1	1 Vote	How Do You Even Contemporary Art?
1	1 Vote	Prince Died of Accidental Painkiller Overdose Antidote
1	1 Vote	It's No Time to Truly Liberate Jerusalem
1	1 Vote	Actor Ben Patterson of Oprah Winfrey's Greenleaf Tells Us What It's Like to Be With Him
1	1 Vote	Donald Glover Will Be Aware
1	1 Vote	Mid-Concert Sneeze Confirms Beyoncé Is, in Fact, Better Than the Titanic
1	1 Vote	New York Poised to Extend Afghanistan Mission
1	1 Vote	"Empire" Co-Creator Danny Strong Signs Overall Deal With the Help of an Explosive Volcanic Past

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—	1 Vote	A Story-Driven RPG Set in the Works Despite Appearance in Ad, Microsoft Says
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—	1 Vote	Russell Brand Goes on a Sausage
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—	1 Vote	John Oliver Rips Ron DeSantis Appointee Resigns After Alleged Firebomb