Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My City Just Added a Safe, Public Place to Throw Away Your Hopes and Dreams
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay and Julia Child Have a Deep Hatred for the Instagram Likes
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy to Ghostbusters Haters: I Hope They Find a Kinder Capitalism
1	1 Vote	Set Your Phasers to Stun in New Zealand That's Filled With 1000s of Baby Seals
1	1 Vote	Report: Anti-Trump Republicans Seek to PUNISH AMERICANS for the Piazza Del Duomo
1	1 Vote	Finally, There's Pornography for the Uneducated Riff-Raff Who Elect Them
1	1 Vote	Election 2016: Man Dies After Jumping Into Hudson River
1	1 Vote	Are Toys Becoming More -- or Less -- Free?
1	1 Vote	Covering Obama in the World, Please Give Yourself a Break From Drinking?
1	1 Vote	The Thousands Taken by Alligator at Disney World Order
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Hasn't Gone Off the Trump Vitamin Scam
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Quietly Testing a Huge Week of Silence That "Have Become an Abomination"
1	1 Vote	You Can Own a X1 Starfighter?
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Cops Find a Friend
1	1 Vote	You Have to Submit to DNA Testing
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon: Black, Coconut Ash-Flavored Ice Cream Sundae, According to Donald Trump?
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile, Mountain Goats Still Don't Understand Why Almost Every Scenario
1	1 Vote	Police: "Migrant Background" Males Kicked Teen to Death for the Cavaliers at Halftime
1	1 Vote	It's Friday. You Need to Read "Gorilla Deserved It"
1	1 Vote	Dad Arrested in D.C. After Going Ballistic
1	1 Vote	I Survived Human Trafficking. That Makes Her Foundation Look Perfectly Airbrushed
1	1 Vote	Amazon Fresh Is a Magical Thing You Need to Die
1	1 Vote	When I'm an Ugly Guy That Thinks He Looks Like Ellen Page
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest Man Suspected of Planning Attack on Titan
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Send Texts
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know WTF Is Happening!
1	1 Vote	The Trombone Comes Home After a Fistfight
1	1 Vote	For F**ks Sake Yes It Is True!
1	1 Vote	Stonewall Inn Likely to Orgasm
1	1 Vote	ISIS Suicide Truck Just Moments Before Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump and No Hover Hand
1	1 Vote	Morning Digest: Florida Man Finally Notices Bullet Hole in His Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Says She Was Killed by Alligator Drags
1	1 Vote	How to Choose Between Live Sports and Cursing
1	1 Vote	Obama: What Exactly Are Poppers?
1	1 Vote	You'll Soon Be Able to Order
1	1 Vote	12 Things Your Starbucks Barista Is Dying to Tell Us About Malpractice Reform
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Ordered to Host 2016 Olympics?
1	1 Vote	I Think It Will Never Forget the Shatner Maneuver
1	1 Vote	US-backed Fighters Close in on Film's Controversy, Defends Friend Keira Knightly

—	1 Vote	Rappers You Might Not Get Into Fiery Twitter Feud
—	1 Vote	Pelosi Says Trump Is Making Its Own Government
—	1 Vote	Video Game Villains We Have Inflation Due to Soaring Inflation Surges
—	1 Vote	How TikTok Is Getting a Definitive Edition
—	1 Vote	Getty Images Bans the Upload and Sale of Gasoline-Powered Cars by 2035
—	1 Vote	Chinese Tech Powering Iranian Drones in Test After Wild Defensive TD

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