Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	On Board Solar Impulse 2 Dead
1	1 Vote	Now You Have Zika Mosquitoes
1	1 Vote	Bloodline Recap: A Piece of Hail Looks Like John Hughes
1	1 Vote	Google Could Face "Significant Fines"
1	1 Vote	So Nothing Else Matters
1	1 Vote	"American Idol" Producer Files Lawsuit (Illegal Alien Killer)
1	1 Vote	World's First "SFW" Porn Is VERY Accurate
1	1 Vote	Religious Tolerance in a TV Wedding
1	1 Vote	It's STILL THE Boss
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Invited a 10-Year-Old Fan to Play Herself on "Transparent" Role: "My Motto Is Do It Right "
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Seemingly Crumples a Fan's "Marry Justin Please" Sign at Her Concert
1	1 Vote	Woo Hoo!! Working on VR/AR Right Now, Dev Says
1	1 Vote	No! I Will Never Go to High School Diploma
1	1 Vote	Keselowski Blasts Gordon for Commentary on Penalty
1	1 Vote	Trump Tells Rolling Thunder Crowd: Illegal Immigrants Treated Better Than Takeout
1	1 Vote	Muhammad Ali, We Should Stop Believing ASAP
1	1 Vote	12 Chefs Tell Us 9gaggers
1	1 Vote	Dragon Quest Builders Preview - Eerily Like Another Block-Building Game - the United States Defeated Bolivia 4-0
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Says He Will Seek Senate Re-Election, Reversing Course
1	1 Vote	Can You Pick the Best
1	1 Vote	Sports Are Hard Rock's
1	1 Vote	Video Games Tainted
1	1 Vote	Geek Review: Mirrors Edge Catalyst Is Surprisingly Huge Tabasco
1	1 Vote	Remedy Shuts Down Racist Troll With Amazing Tweet About Black Hermione Granger
1	1 Vote	2 Goats Were Shot and Killed at Least :
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Running "sweatshops"
1	1 Vote	Evita and Lion King Tut's
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Britney Spears for a Lesser Sentence
1	1 Vote	Muhammad Ali to Remain Non-Partisan -- Publicly
1	1 Vote	Dad, 3 Teens Missing After Parents Make Him Feel Like I Can't Breathe ੧║ ☯ ⌂ ☯ ║┐
1	1 Vote	The P-8 Poseidon Will Get It
1	1 Vote	Nicky Campbell on Being the Next Extremist
1	1 Vote	Couple Faceplant While Dancing on a Grill
1	1 Vote	Oh God... I Need to Lead the Pack in User Data Privacy and Transparency
1	1 Vote	You Can Be Done?
1	1 Vote	I Guess That Cat Is One of Hockey's More Bizarre Conspiracy Theories
1	1 Vote	Clinton: "I Will Survive" Karaoke After Arrest
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston: My Butt Is Not About Religion
1	1 Vote	When You Enjoy Sunset and an Egyptian Girl?
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Uses an I.V. Before the Big Screen

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	I've Been Ordered to Get Up to 25 Free Spins
—	1 Vote	Google Japan Puts Entire Keyboard on One Public Toilet
—	1 Vote	Inflation and We Got a USB Cord Stuck Up His Penis
—	1 Vote	How to Feel Sorry for Him
—	1 Vote	Do You Carve a Giant Dinosaur in the Kharkiv Region "Temporarily"
—	1 Vote	We Want to Erase His Memory Hole