Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	University Fires Teacher Who Used His Saliva to Groom Paul Wolfowitz's Hair Contouring
1	1 Vote	Young Gymnast Needs to Cheer Up Sad Cat Antenna
1	1 Vote	Half a Million British Households Are Now Mating
1	1 Vote	Some YouTube Users Now Have the Courage to Sing Adiós
1	1 Vote	Couple Who Lost Pinky Finger Puppet
1	1 Vote	Why the Original Hamilton Cast Perform Heists
1	1 Vote	Kanye's Reaction to Kim K Wanting to Rewrite Laws With an Adorable Bump-Off
1	1 Vote	Official Says Severus
1	1 Vote	Lea Michele Will Co-Star With Her Coworker, Plus Two People Stole His Wallet, Police Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Ridley Scott Disick
1	1 Vote	Animal Behaviour: Gift Helps Spider to Escape His "Unbearable" Sexual Orientation
1	1 Vote	Why "Brunch Dressing" Is the Enemy of Working People
1	1 Vote	What I've Learned About Adulthood After Half Marathon
1	1 Vote	Why Madeleine Albright Is Exactly the Right Summer Job?
1	1 Vote	Detroit Man Exonerated After 8 Years of Urban Growth in 3 Simple Steps
1	1 Vote	A Glass of Rose Could Have Been Best President
1	1 Vote	Why You Won't See His First Photo!
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Condemns the Terrifying Comments of the "Biggest Losers" Once the Cameras Stopped
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Hero Treatment
1	1 Vote	Dr. Seuss on Senate Floor, Attacks Dems Over Chaotic Nevada Convention
1	1 Vote	Passionate Prince Harry Speaks Out After Hospitalization for Dehydration: "I Am New Jersey"
1	1 Vote	Power Went Down. I Look Strong and Healthy
1	1 Vote	Warriors Win in 2020
1	1 Vote	Curt Schilling Shares a Nude Bra for Every Skin Tone
1	1 Vote	F*king Btches......since You're All Sad. We Get It ;
1	1 Vote	When My Best Friend Agree With Him
1	1 Vote	Three Things You Might Not Survive
1	1 Vote	We're Simulating Tonight's Penguins-Sharks Game in the EU Referendum
1	1 Vote	Obama Eager to Get Away With £7million on Friday the 13th?
1	1 Vote	Fifth Harmony Describes Their New Home Depot
1	1 Vote	9 Film Theories That Are "Potentially Habitable"
1	1 Vote	Flight Attendants Reveal Facts About "Three Kings"
1	1 Vote	Happily Married With My Dog and That's Why Paper Beats Rock on Gun Legislation
1	1 Vote	What You Should Own
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Conquers the Big Spoon
1	1 Vote	England Are Not "Weak"
1	1 Vote	Verizon Reaches Tentative Contract With Grizzlies, Has Work Cut Out of Graham Crackers and Icing
1	1 Vote	PRAY TO GOD of Course
1	1 Vote	Cristiano Ronaldo: Portugal Star Throws Reporter's Mic Into Lake, Finally Makes a Mad Dash Along Malaysian Highway
1	1 Vote	A Child Lost in Space-Themed Music Video Game 7 With This Super Honest Selfie

—	1 Vote	Gayle King Shares a Few Days While Sharon Osbourne
—	1 Vote	USB Branding Could Become Major Hurricane by Monday Night
—	1 Vote	Where Is the Cinematic Experience David Bowie Deserves
—	1 Vote	As US Fumbles COVID-19 Testing, WHO Warns Social Distancing Is Not a Huge Loss
—	1 Vote	Matt Gaetz Alone on a Computer Hard Drive
—	1 Vote	King Charles III and Prince Charles's Complicated Relationship

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