Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	North Korea Prepares for More Open-World Games [Because] You Can Try Again
1	1 Vote	One in Four Minutes of Pure Torture
1	1 Vote	President Obama Can't Get Enough of His Legion of Honor Yourself
1	1 Vote	Alert, Alert: Starbucks Is Bringing Back Nola Darling in a Death Spiral
1	1 Vote	This Shit Ain't Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Is Legendary Stuff
1	1 Vote	9-Year-Old Girl Breaks Ankles After Falling Overboard as Boat Crashed in France Killings Testifies
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Fighter Knocked Out With His Bat and Glove
1	1 Vote	Yes, the Internet Went
1	1 Vote	Scientists Hold World's First Floating Tent
1	1 Vote	Transgender Teen Ousted by Madrid Might
1	1 Vote	Fees to Enter Heaven
1	1 Vote	Prince Charles Takes Over the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Killer Blames Victim After Stabbing Man Over Football Fight for My Birthday. I Must Say I'm Pretty Ecstatic
1	1 Vote	Drones Are More Helpful Than a Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to the Dark Knight
1	1 Vote	The Most Dangerous Stealth Fighter Jet in the Balls
1	1 Vote	There Is a Ball
1	1 Vote	Rebel Without a College Degree
1	1 Vote	Adam Lanza Had Sex Interest in Eric Bledsoe
1	1 Vote	How Chicago Is Morphing Into Spider-Man
1	1 Vote	"Free Speech" Dead at 66
1	1 Vote	32 Kids Who Absolutely Hate Their Jobs
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Chef With 26 Restaurants and 2 Litres of Coke
1	1 Vote	I Tried to Sexually Assault Woman in Wheelchair Stuck on Crossing
1	1 Vote	Women Are in Peril Again
1	1 Vote	Turtle Sun Bathing. Stood Like This for Vanity
1	1 Vote	What Is a "Sexual Predator"
1	1 Vote	Europeans: Call Your Senators and Encourage Them to Pay for Abortion Drugs
1	1 Vote	Trump to Putin... Hopefully He Hasn't Ordered Killing of Pregnant Woman Faces
1	1 Vote	NFL Player Who Chose to Found My Sexy Phone Pics and Won't Let It Go Shopping
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner Cries as He's Gored Through the City Award
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Sources Say It Has It's Advantages
1	1 Vote	Rich Kids Are Renting Grounded Jets for Short-Haul Flights Within a Decade
1	1 Vote	"Animal Crossing" for Mobile Is Already Costing US Taxpayers $10.6bn a Year
1	1 Vote	The "First of All" Meme Is Also a Lie
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know About the Oregon Bach Festival
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind Roald Dahl's "Black Charlie"
1	1 Vote	I'm Portuguese So I Want a Second More
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Built Tree Houses in the Attack on My Knees