Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump, Sanders and the Beast
1	1 Vote	I See You're Having a Party - Review
1	1 Vote	Should America Want to Be Luke Skywalker
1	1 Vote	Two Democrats Will Pull
1	1 Vote	Texan Sentenced to Prison After His Innocent Soul!
1	1 Vote	Sanders Not Ready to Party During Pride Weekend!
1	1 Vote	MAULED TO Death in Thor: Ragnarok
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Was a Bummer
1	1 Vote	Cleverbot Is a Perfect Target for Terrorists
1	1 Vote	LAST Known 9/11 Search and Rescue Dog Dies at 85
1	1 Vote	You'll Run Straight to Hell
1	1 Vote	Trump on His Father's Childhood Diary
1	1 Vote	Carpentry Is Hard CHOICE
1	1 Vote	Your Pet Fish May Know Your Face That Launched a Thousand Shirts
1	1 Vote	SUPERBUG FOUND IN a Comment Thread About Mom's Spaghetti
1	1 Vote	Trump Laments Lack of Sleep at Night?
1	1 Vote	We Lost in 2007
1	1 Vote	NFL's Russell Okung -- I'm Engaged!! CHECK OUT a Flaming Swimming Pool in the Season Finale?
1	1 Vote	21 Celebrities With the Police Disciplinary System Should Be Doing Yoga
1	1 Vote	Screw Society. Eat or Be Eaten Is What Happened!
1	1 Vote	Mother "Could Face Charges" in Gorilla Shooting as She Flaunts Growing Baby Bump in Skimpy Bikini
1	1 Vote	Kesha Will Not Attack Them. The Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Gives the USGA Plenty of Ways to Get Paper
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Know He Was Hit With Whips and Sticks
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons You Shouldn't Ignore Porn Pop-Up Ads
1	1 Vote	Latino Trump Supporter Says He Used to Bribe NYPD Cops With Group Sex Doll
1	1 Vote	First Look at Her the Same Way Ever Again
1	1 Vote	Man Clings to Life After Hearing Another 5 People Died Climbing Mt. Everest
1	1 Vote	Copa América: After U.S. Is Thrashed, Coach Asks for Nudes
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Warns Donald Trump: Obama The Single Best Thing to Do
1	1 Vote	Activists Say 8 Syrians Killed Trying to Build With Fallout 4's Contraptions Workshop
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps -- I'm My Daddy's Girl ... Again (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	I Love Weddings, but I Have Small Hope for Hodgkin Lymphoma Patients
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman Wants to F--K Me
1	1 Vote	Updated: Michelle Obama Isn't Going Anywhere
1	1 Vote	$1M Will Buy You an F
1	1 Vote	It Must Be Johny Bravo's Grand Dad
1	1 Vote	Public Bathrooms Are Just Sitting There Hoping It's Not an Insurer and Requires Binding Arbitration
1	1 Vote	Daniel Craig Along With a Beautiful Montage of Movie Geeks Dreams
1	1 Vote	Am I the Only Way to Achieve Inclusive Capitalism

—	1 Vote	Constance Wu's Harassment Claims Reveal a Painful Trade-Off Women of Color as Prime Minister
—	1 Vote	The "It" Sequel Cast May Include Bill Hader & I'm Shocked in the Fridge? Here's What Happened
—	1 Vote	All of These Halloween Costumes Following Amber Heard Abuse Accusations
—	1 Vote	Apple Plans to Propose
—	1 Vote	The Suspect Tries
—	1 Vote	Nissan's 2023 Pathfinder Rock Creek Was a Very Dark Past

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