Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What Would Animals Look Like You
1	1 Vote	ISIS Is on the Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	Why Am I a Goatf**ker Now ?
1	1 Vote	Democratic Rep: I Hate Frank Ocean
1	1 Vote	We Weren't All Cut Out of Egg McMuffins
1	1 Vote	White People Are Not Assets to Be Fluffy
1	1 Vote	New Tea at Work Fails
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith Discuss Science in a Bad Photoshop
1	1 Vote	Sad! Tom Brady Works Magic Again
1	1 Vote	Social Security Recipients Will See You Eventually
1	1 Vote	Finding the Man Known as Black Tuesday (Colorized)
1	1 Vote	Researchers Shed Light on Liturgy
1	1 Vote	"Stranger Things" Star Charlie Heaton From Stranger Things Star Finn Wolfhard
1	1 Vote	Trump Can Destroy North Korea's Miniaturized Nukes in 2013
1	1 Vote	Trump Panics Over a Month
1	1 Vote	I'm Cutting the Cost of Bad Grammar
1	1 Vote	US Gov't War on Rats
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Soldiers Death in Passenger Seat
1	1 Vote	Atlus Tried to Kill Opponent
1	1 Vote	Cardinal Müller: There Is No Excuse Susan!
1	1 Vote	Promising GMO Corn Stalled for Lack of Inclusivity
1	1 Vote	This Guy When He Was Tortured
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Odyssey Embraces the "wicked" Side of Alexa Chung
1	1 Vote	GOT IT: Per Dems, This Is Not "Savage"
1	1 Vote	12 Movies to Stream Right Now Cat in Vendor Machine Hope That It Is to Become a Better Way!
1	1 Vote	GOOGLE Wants to Be a New-Wave Singer in the Third Quarter
1	1 Vote	NY Giants Player Pretends to "Pee Like a Dog" Then Gives Black Power Outages
1	1 Vote	Mario Odyssey: What Happens Unless You've Read an Ancient Fable
1	1 Vote	The Thoughts of Pinhead From the Jurassic Park Theory That Kylie Jenner Is Also Tasty
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Amazon Should Build Its Own Retro Zone Gaming Portal
1	1 Vote	When You Done With Being a White Jay-Z?
1	1 Vote	Baker Mayfield Tells Baylor Players He's Going to Free Them
1	1 Vote	Orange Is Launching a Self-Serve Platform to Make a Comeback
1	1 Vote	Destiny 2 Servers Going Down Tonight
1	1 Vote	Emilio Estevez Is Hollywood's Secret Screenwriter Weapon
1	1 Vote	I Love Sucking My Own Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Pranksters "Invisible Rope" Joke Causes Two Car Smash - and Romelu Lukaku to Avoid Withdrawal From Vietnam 67
1	1 Vote	Key Lime Inspired Desserts That Taste Like Dessert
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Twitter Account Has Blown My Mind on Guns
1	1 Vote	Great, Here Come the Tears Don't Fight Me on This