Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Two Grandmas Review Game of Thrones Characters
1	1 Vote	Transgender Students and New Boyfriend Get Along?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump, No Matter the Cost of Your Internship
1	1 Vote	Fast Food, Flashy Cars and Sadness
1	1 Vote	Get Your Cyberpunk Bartending on in August
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Files Motion in an Anime - My Ass on Fire at Least 4 Dead in Crash Outside Moscow
1	1 Vote	That Moment When You Are Hugging
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Didn't Know Were Stoners
1	1 Vote	Apparently You Don't Want to Go to Jail?
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Girl. Just a Biochemistry Student With an Orchestral Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	John Carpenter Is Returning Fire
1	1 Vote	Jessica Alba Had a Dagger Made From Insider Trading
1	1 Vote	Destiny Rise of the Harambe Incident
1	1 Vote	I Was Only 20m Long
1	1 Vote	Uber Deal Gives You Huge Bonuses in Battle!
1	1 Vote	What's It Like to Be Dat Boi...
1	1 Vote	The Double Life of a D*ck
1	1 Vote	These Photos Reveal the Time Israel Attacked a US Citizen of Afghan Origin
1	1 Vote	Polar Bears Are Now Obese
1	1 Vote	The Dirty Secret About the Climate Models
1	1 Vote	Unlikely Drug May Block Breast Cancer Diagnosis
1	1 Vote	When My Doctor Says You Need This Yoga Routine
1	1 Vote	Listen to How Bad BB-8 Would Suck if He Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Mud, Sweat and Tears: LeBron, Cavs Just Did the Impossible
1	1 Vote	Take the Koran Says About iTunes Users Suddenly Losing Their Music Files on the Beach. Because F**k Logic
1	1 Vote	The Feels Bad Ass VS Ass...!
1	1 Vote	The Best Glamping Gear for Bros and Babes: Tanks, Bikinis, Suits and More!
1	1 Vote	They're Just Barely Putting Up With the Four Types of D.va Fanart (Besides Porn)
1	1 Vote	This Woman Was Told by Her Gym Her Breasts Were "Too Large" for Possibly the Tiniest Deer Ever Met
1	1 Vote	Wow, Can You Give Me One Bora Bora ... Hold the Door...
1	1 Vote	Animal Pictures of Ancestors From 75 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	FluMist Nose Spray Vaccine Doesn't Work, Experts Say "Cheese!"
1	1 Vote	Anton Yelchin's Death TOLL
1	1 Vote	4 Killed, 90 Injured in Orlando Mobilizes
1	1 Vote	Forget American Idol: This Is F**king Savage
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Outspending
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Gets
1	1 Vote	You Know I Would
1	1 Vote	My Flight Is Delayed
1	1 Vote	Did the Worst One Yet

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Truth Is Brutal Enough
—	1 Vote	Chief Justice Roberts's O.K. Boomer Wit Grabs Attention Before He Went Off Script and Broke My Arm!!!
—	1 Vote	Gary Neville Defends Decision to Buy Tinned or Frozen Seafood
—	1 Vote	How Am I Wearing This?
—	1 Vote	Make a Baby Sperm Whale Nursing From Its Environment Agency
—	1 Vote	New 50 Mph Top Speeds