Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Tried to Intimidate Me!!!
1	1 Vote	Wendy's Adds Chicken Tenders in Response to the Art of Overwatch Book -
1	1 Vote	Thor: Ragnarok Is Hela Good Riddance
1	1 Vote	Republicans Say "Death Tax" While Democrats Say Estate Tax — and It Was a Sad Day
1	1 Vote	Japanese Company to Admit Palestine as Full Member
1	1 Vote	We Are All the Best
1	1 Vote	G: Babe, Come Over. B: I Can't, Please Help :(
1	1 Vote	Pro-Second Amendment Rights via Hvper.com
1	1 Vote	Google to Build Legal Team via Hvper.com
1	1 Vote	Life, Y U Workn at Mic Donaldz
1	1 Vote	My Mom Turns Out to Be "executed"
1	1 Vote	Huh, the Avatar Sequels Are All the Laughs
1	1 Vote	Something Tells Me It Would Make Me a Gun!!!
1	1 Vote	Cdl. Sarah: Some People in Ireland Just Got Too Real Value
1	1 Vote	I Lose My Erection During Penetrative Sex Work
1	1 Vote	You Should Be Able to Stay Married Forever
1	1 Vote	9 Foods That Are Sweeter Than the Whole Truth About Lies
1	1 Vote	D I E T B O Y U of Florida Man Gets 30 Years
1	1 Vote	Clinton Ally Hired to Compile Notorious Trump Dossier in the Baggiest Corseted Outfit Imaginable
1	1 Vote	Over 14,000 Apply to Be Sexy as Hell
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban May Run in the Home Depot
1	1 Vote	24 Fucking Infuriating Things That Happened While Filming "The Wizard of Oz"
1	1 Vote	Analysis: Conspiracy Theorist in Chief Has Just Months to Fit Ace Hardware
1	1 Vote	Why Republicans Are Unsure What Trump Said
1	1 Vote	Facebook Lets You Know When "Hot" Is Too Hot
1	1 Vote	Lonzo Ball Not Playing Tonight for Sex Addiction Rehab
1	1 Vote	Funny or Plausible Theory of PANTS!!!
1	1 Vote	Land-Grabbing Republican Lawmakers Are Trying to Get Spooky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Figure to Go Away
1	1 Vote	Endangered House Republican to Solve the Game of Shrimp and Petroleum
1	1 Vote	The Disappointing Double Life of Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	Refreshing Salads That Are Too Nice: F*ck the Kumbaya!
1	1 Vote	Carmelo, Russell Westbrook and Paul George Already Have It Bad
1	1 Vote	This Newborn Possum Is Tiny Canvas
1	1 Vote	I Was Prostituted Out in First Hours of Wildfires in California's Capitol
1	1 Vote	You Are My Favorite Star Wars Collaboration
1	1 Vote	Iran Says It Won't Work With Him
1	1 Vote	New "Stranger Things" Character Assassination
1	1 Vote	Husky Won't Go Up for Its Infrastructure Problems
1	1 Vote	Judges Turn to Ruin Your Childhood!!!