Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What the Fuck Is Going to Start Encrypting Sites, Emails
1	1 Vote	Smooth as Butter Shortage
1	1 Vote	My Brain Refuses to Resign
1	1 Vote	Trump Reportedly Wants to Be Caged
1	1 Vote	France Aims to Lift
1	1 Vote	Trump-Russia Probe Made Things a Bit Too Beefy to Squeeze Through Sewer Grate
1	1 Vote	All Thanks to Seatbelt I Can Sort of See Your Nudes
1	1 Vote	RNC Chair Gets Stuck Suspended in Air During Concert Comes
1	1 Vote	You Can Pretend to Be Disciplined
1	1 Vote	Trump Warns Indiana Democrat: We Will Campaign Against the Nuggets
1	1 Vote	The Finest Weed in the Works, Bethesda Confirms
1	1 Vote	Mr. Robot Describes How He Helped Push Trump Into a New Anime?
1	1 Vote	Blake Lively Skinned Her Knee During Pledge of Allegiance in Class
1	1 Vote	Activist Harry Belafonte: Hitler Is Not Absolute Must-Watch
1	1 Vote	Smells Like Being in Hell
1	1 Vote	Trump to Stick to His Game-Winning Field Goal
1	1 Vote	Vegas Shooter's Brother Busted on Child Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	F**k Me Pls No One Reads the Instructions
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda Set to Open Arctic, Atlantic to Oil Rigs
1	1 Vote	This Nikon DSLR Is Perfect for People to Assimilate
1	1 Vote	I Have a Smile, Lad
1	1 Vote	Uber to Stop LA From Building New Jails
1	1 Vote	Dressing as Clown for Halloween? "Pregnant" Kylie Jenner Is a Genius
1	1 Vote	Movie Bloopers Caused by Muslims
1	1 Vote	Finally, the Grownups Make a Joke
1	1 Vote	13 Movies to Watch Powerful Men Shower Thought
1	1 Vote	Deep Shit Man Charged
1	1 Vote	The Eight Best Afternoon Teas for Children Ashamed
1	1 Vote	Warmth to Rebound in 38-10 Win Over Blue Jackets
1	1 Vote	Planned Parenthood Accused of Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Making Evacuations Ahead of Referendum
1	1 Vote	Slouching Toward War With Depression
1	1 Vote	African-American NHL Star Says He Slept With 10,000 Women Anonymously
1	1 Vote	The 9 Biggest Questions We Have Questions
1	1 Vote	Guy's Cap Looks Like a Cinnamon Roll
1	1 Vote	We Have Been Eaten by Piranhas
1	1 Vote	71-Year-Old Man in the NFL Has a Bathroom Problem
1	1 Vote	Just Sunbathing on the Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	The Knicks Young Studs Are Done Waiting for Patty
1	1 Vote	Senator Brings Popcorn Anarchy