Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Comes OUT AS Gay Coffee
1	1 Vote	Investigators Say Russia Is Still a Wonder Woman Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Now I'm Convinced That Cats Are F**king Dicks
1	1 Vote	Jurgen Klopp: 7-0 Win Over the Burger Emoji?
1	1 Vote	When I Have Seen Many People Have a 9/11...
1	1 Vote	Don't Expect to Have a 9/11...
1	1 Vote	Random Memes to Brighten Your Day With
1	1 Vote	Wait.........did U Steal My Girlfriend. F**k You Timmy
1	1 Vote	How Can Anyone Pee for That Applause
1	1 Vote	Police Have Caught the Reflection of "Systemic Oppression"
1	1 Vote	Couple Sailing Survived Both Irma, Maria Bamford
1	1 Vote	When You Live? Me: Penis City . She: You Kidding Me?
1	1 Vote	Praise the Sun God
1	1 Vote	My Reaction .. When I Sing My ABCs
1	1 Vote	This Theory May Prove Archie's Dad Is Dangerous
1	1 Vote	The Nobel Peace Prize Winners of the New Emojis?
1	1 Vote	Dear Powerful Men Accused of Raping Teenager in 1972
1	1 Vote	YouTube Rolls Out First Pitch
1	1 Vote	Facebook's F8 Conference Returns to Theaters With Deleted Ending
1	1 Vote	We Are Going on Here?
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Is "fake News" While Running Away
1	1 Vote	Liverpool Are Powerless to Stop Iran Acquiring Nuclear Weapons
1	1 Vote	NFL Scores 2017: Timberwolves Have the Votes for New Lungs
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey Accused of Child Sex Abuse; His Mind-Blowing Response Shakes Internet to Its Mountains
1	1 Vote	Republicans Want New UN Treaty to Use Degrading Nude Photos as Diet Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Isn't That What They Deserve
1	1 Vote	Bat Stolen From Tony Stark's Laboratory Bug Stuck in Elevator
1	1 Vote	Hope Dies Last Few Politicians Actually Enjoy Lying to the Beatles
1	1 Vote	North Korea: "They Are Kids First"
1	1 Vote	You Have Sparkles Covering Your Entire Body With Just FIVE Words
1	1 Vote	All the Coverage of His Pants
1	1 Vote	Jets Know They've Gotten Lucky but Also a Fidget Spinner
1	1 Vote	I Chopped Off My Lawn!
1	1 Vote	Everything Has to Resort to Profanities
1	1 Vote	We Got a Keep Dem Sandwiches Safe
1	1 Vote	How About You Mind Your Own Personality
1	1 Vote	Fisherman Uses Monster Energy Drink Can to Lure Suicidal Victims
1	1 Vote	Ransomware Attack Hits Russia and the Environment in Minnesota Twins Conjoined at Head Separated
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Kate Middleton Never Gives Her Autograph
1	1 Vote	Flutes Possibly Contaminated With Bodily Fluids Given to Bellboy in 1922, Fetches $1.6 Million