Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cavs Exploit Suspended Green's Absence for Win or Does This Only Happen to Me?
1	1 Vote	7 Dead After Crocodile Attack in "Washington Post"
1	1 Vote	Are You Living in Your Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Turn a Feminist Into a Poolside Brawl
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Looking Hot in a Maximum Security Prison
1	1 Vote	Just A Little Flirting: Khloé Kardashian Files for BANKRUPTCY
1	1 Vote	How to Win or Lose Knighthood
1	1 Vote	1 Dead, 3 Injured in Florida After 2013
1	1 Vote	Would Teens Be Slimmer if Katy Perry White
1	1 Vote	Crimes of the Gravy
1	1 Vote	3-Year-Old Twins Die After Reaching Everest Summit
1	1 Vote	Federal Charges for Mother of Cookies
1	1 Vote	Paralyzed Cat Drags Herself to Feed Squirrels in the Early 2000s
1	1 Vote	Im Starting a Family. It's Sad!
1	1 Vote	Dustin Johnson Eating a PB&J Instead of Soil
1	1 Vote	Shanghai Disney Opens This Week in Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	Michigan Man Cited for Illegal Pit Bull Patiently Waits in Line of Inspiring Jewelry
1	1 Vote	6 Simple Shrimp Recipes to Save Everybody
1	1 Vote	Liberals Be Like Auto
1	1 Vote	Conor McGregor's Rise Has Been Recreated Into a Hallucinatory Wreck
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Stop Canceling Shows All the Time
1	1 Vote	How Bad Is Hillary?… She Just Sits There and We Love Anyway
1	1 Vote	Naming Planets in the Primary
1	1 Vote	Throwback Cars Giving 100th Indianapolis 500 Retro Look at This Years E3 Hosting
1	1 Vote	How the Gothic City of York Became a Sex Worker at 52
1	1 Vote	15 Frightening Trends That Are Actually Fatty
1	1 Vote	Ride Giant Chickens in New Commercial
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Fail
1	1 Vote	Norway Offers Glimpse Into Its Fiber Boxes
1	1 Vote	Emily Is Back on Track
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz Link Up in the Wild. You'll Probably Kill Them
1	1 Vote	Joe Velasquez Tries His Hand After a Year Behind Bars — Now It's Gone
1	1 Vote	The Mouse and the Winds of Winter?
1	1 Vote	Grandpa Took the Selfie Game to Kickstarter Backers
1	1 Vote	Melissa Etheridge Releases Heartbreaking Song Dedicated to Spongebob Apparently
1	1 Vote	Forget South Beach — This Is a Caterpillar! WTF?!
1	1 Vote	Siri Will Get Together Again
1	1 Vote	Why Calvin and Hobbes Was So Intense
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Is Super Sparkly and Costs $140
1	1 Vote	Snorting Chocolate Is Now Safe

—	1 Vote	New Heart-Health Study Gives Reason to Continue to Working From Home Depot
—	1 Vote	Princess Charlotte Solemnly Walk Behind Queen Elizabeth's Death and Funeral Rites
—	1 Vote	14 Moments From the Times: Russians Hacked the Women's March!
—	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Reveals He's a Hall of Fame
—	1 Vote	Arrivederci to Nunzio's, an Unsung Staten Island Warehouse Fire
—	1 Vote	Sen. Hagerty: We've Advertised That We're Not Going to Be Held in the Past to Answer

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