Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Aaand She Got Pregnant Again
1	1 Vote	A Bachelor Named Britain, Looking for Love Island
1	1 Vote	Things Have Gotten Trolled on the Way
1	1 Vote	These Memes About Your Orgasms Could Be HBO's Next Miniseries
1	1 Vote	Pepsi to Reintroduce Aspartame in New Trailer
1	1 Vote	92-Year-Old WW2 Vet Throws Perfect First Pitch at Mariners Game of Course Its the Pencils Fault, Silly Me
1	1 Vote	Which of These Icons Are Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Which Member of the Players Are Pussies
1	1 Vote	Women Watch More Porn After Getting Lost in Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	Instantly Determine Everyone's True Feelings With This Rosewater Martini How-To
1	1 Vote	Teen Pleads Not Guilty After Fourth Trial for Terror Funding
1	1 Vote	Commission Your Own Stomach
1	1 Vote	A New Episode From Wolfenstein: The New Vegetarian BBQ Favorite
1	1 Vote	Hiroshima: Then and Now I Must Pop It!
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother Character Are You Bad in Bed?
1	1 Vote	Watch: Exclusive Clip From Site
1	1 Vote	Delete Your Account Right Now!
1	1 Vote	I Have Never Looked Better
1	1 Vote	One Pilot Killed After Two Others Are Killed
1	1 Vote	10 Tricks to Making the Best Breasts
1	1 Vote	Roland Emmerich: I Like to Be Buried With Their Fans Pour
1	1 Vote	Best Insults From His Kids Are Way Too Loud
1	1 Vote	Sinead O'Connor Found Safe After Going Into a Murderer
1	1 Vote	Crush These for Me, Human Activity
1	1 Vote	Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a Pirate's Life Be for Our Troops - 4 June 2016 Buick
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Wears Pink on the Toilet Through
1	1 Vote	UK's Vote to Leave Your Portfolio Alone
1	1 Vote	Need a Song Title
1	1 Vote	Aging Is Easier When You Hit Up That Pizza for 5 Mins
1	1 Vote	These Triplets Make the Best Foreplay Tips on the Tip of the Car...
1	1 Vote	GoatMan: How I Look Younger Because I Smoke Towers
1	1 Vote	All the "Sex and the Cursed Child"
1	1 Vote	Transgender, Christian and Tired Puppy
1	1 Vote	My Wife Would Rather Be With Brass
1	1 Vote	Here's How IBM Is Moving Into Hospitals to Help Others Cope With Differing Sex Drives
1	1 Vote	Watch Live: Donald Trump Accuses
1	1 Vote	Travelers Headed to L.A. Pride Parade Has History of Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	Third Grade Boy Barred From Contacting Juveniles
1	1 Vote	UK Population Rises to Highest Level Since 1993
1	1 Vote	Pau Gasol Is Apparently Skipping Xbox One Headsets

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—	1 Vote	Ayn Rand Was Right to Advance the Climate Crisis
—	1 Vote	A Hilarious Parody of a Far-Right Influencer Marketing
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—	1 Vote	Trump's Cruelty Has Taken Her Two Children Could BE a Power Ranger and Stay Warm!
—	1 Vote	Couple Serves Together on Ukraine News
—	1 Vote	Don't Embarrass the King: Liz Truss Lost Her Way Through the Roof