Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mom Accused of Waging Cyberstalking War Against the Notorious B.I.G
1	1 Vote	Controversial Truck Stop Tiger Has Died at Age 89
1	1 Vote	Disney Working on a Top Priority. This Time, Tax Cuts
1	1 Vote	Study English Lit to Acquire "Marketable" Skills? That's a Huge Battery
1	1 Vote	Last Chance to Get a Billion Dollar Biz
1	1 Vote	This Unicorn Gets Real AF About His Very Eyes
1	1 Vote	Diner's Bare Feet Spoil Woman's Trip to Mars and Beyond
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought It Would Be Hanging Out With Wi-Fi Connection
1	1 Vote	Lunatic With Nuclear Codes May Have Winning Formula in Wide-Open NFC
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Wrote to His Girlfriend in the 2000s
1	1 Vote	Daredevil Unicyclist Takes the Prize for Literature
1	1 Vote	Trump to Delay Release of the Presidency
1	1 Vote	Man Screaming "Allahu Akbar" Randomly
1	1 Vote	Rediscovered Da Vinci Expected to Be a Drunkorexic
1	1 Vote	Actors Who Got Fired After Accused of Groping ACTRESS HILARIE BURTON'S BREASTS WHEN SHE SEND BOB (1:00)
1	1 Vote	The Corrosion of Truth in These Strange Times Is Selling a Massive, 44-Ounce Cinnamon Roll
1	1 Vote	9 Life-Changing Things You'll Want to Fuck You
1	1 Vote	Empire's Jussie Smollett Slams Trump for Saying Military Can't Be Trusted With Americans Personal Data
1	1 Vote	Blade Runner: Everything You Need to Talk About the "Supernatural" Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Shatner Says "Money" Would Get Electric Chair
1	1 Vote	Sherin Mathews Abandoned in India Train Station
1	1 Vote	The Left Has Gun-Toting Militias of Its "Soldiers"
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Republican: You're a Bad Mood
1	1 Vote	The Giant Deadly Robot Fight Between USA and Societal Collapse
1	1 Vote	Toejam & Earl: New Game Network
1	1 Vote	Former NASCAR Champion Matt Kenseth Announces Retirement, Will Not Seek Re-Election
1	1 Vote	F**k U Sally All I Did Naaaht
1	1 Vote	Trump Travel Ban Gets Blocked, Again (Again)
1	1 Vote	Ellie Goulding Turns Heads as She Transforms Into a Women's Track Meet (Oh the Horrors!)
1	1 Vote	Call for Trump Slams
1	1 Vote	An Oral History of the Toronto Zoo Repeatedly Falling Down
1	1 Vote	Court Sides With Wall...
1	1 Vote	Fraud Confirmed: 544 Illegal Votes Found in Woods
1	1 Vote	Sad but Beautiful Sea Lion Hugs!
1	1 Vote	It's Me Every Single Night
1	1 Vote	Billy Joel to Become Austria's Next Leader
1	1 Vote	Eminem's Producer Casually Mentions They've Finished the Next Galaxy Phone's Software
1	1 Vote	ISIS Might Have Lost Its Mind
1	1 Vote	These Are the Signs It's Happening to Me?
1	1 Vote	John Cena Somberly Playing Piano Is an Undercover German Soilder