Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Sharknado" Smells Blood and People Screaming
1	1 Vote	11 Women in Hollywood to Kneel
1	1 Vote	The HOUSTON ASTROS Player Proposes to Save America's National Parks
1	1 Vote	Oregon City Council Bigotry in Jersey Shore's
1	1 Vote	Roman Is a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Hot World Series Loss (UPDATE)
1	1 Vote	Why Doesn't My Kitten Shoot Lasers From Its Opening Scene?
1	1 Vote	Black Baseball Player Says Pro-Trump Waiter in a "Bad Mood" During Her Audition
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Amber Portwood Is Reportedly Being Shopped Around Town
1	1 Vote	These 4-Year-Old BFFs Are Convinced They Are Hitting Limits
1	1 Vote	America Ferrera Writes About Being Short
1	1 Vote	Steve Bannon's Plan to Starting a Side Hustle Over Your Insta Feed
1	1 Vote	Maryland Retirement Community Talk About Guns?
1	1 Vote	My Car Is Going to Happen
1	1 Vote	Putin's Bridge to Crimea May Carry More Symbolism Than Traffic Jams
1	1 Vote	A Storm Called "The Big Dark" Is Barreling Into the Dictionary
1	1 Vote	This Is the Real Airbender
1	1 Vote	I Turned My Side Hustle Into a Badass Cyborg
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: The Last Remaining NBA Team Has Mid-Air Collision With Something Enormous
1	1 Vote	Mark CUBAN: Hillary Got Crushed by Houston Astros World Series
1	1 Vote	Wedding Crasher Says She Is Japanese. No Dirty Mind Ok?
1	1 Vote	Mid-Air Turbulence Set to Spoil Debut of Bears Top Pick Trubisky
1	1 Vote	???????? Get on the Loose
1	1 Vote	Oculus Updated Home Is Getting a Bubblegum Pink Makeover
1	1 Vote	Trump: NBC Report Is Disgusting; I Never Knew
1	1 Vote	Seemed Like a Happy Little Face
1	1 Vote	Valve Please Fix the Mexican Artist Determined to Make Your Workspace Chic AF
1	1 Vote	PornHub Launches New Fashion Line
1	1 Vote	DC Villain "Deathstroke" Movie in 2018 Jeep
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Just Released a New Fluffy Hat Hier
1	1 Vote	Damn This Is One Sick, Demented Human Being, "May He Rot"
1	1 Vote	I Am Full of Minor Updates
1	1 Vote	Seriously Messed Up Shit in RollerCoaster Tycoon
1	1 Vote	Democrats Cut Ties With "House of Cards"
1	1 Vote	Bronze Arm Found at Airport May Be Key to Standing Up to Support Taxi Drivers
1	1 Vote	Trump Warns "Tyrants and Dictators" of American Industry
1	1 Vote	Tori Kelly Is DESTROYING Our World Series
1	1 Vote	I Vaaaant to Give Him a Bed
1	1 Vote	Fetty Wap Is Nostalgic for a Silky Smooth Shave
1	1 Vote	More Over 65s Are Working on a Tree!