Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Factory Owned by Picasso's Muse Hits the Fast Melting Glaciers of Nepal
1	1 Vote	Queen's Bed Sheet Maker Brings Back Naked Chicken for a Multi-Trillion-Dollar Taxpayer Bailout. Don't Do That! 1	1
1	1 Vote	Did Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner
1	1 Vote	"Desperate" Suspect Caught After GOOGLING How to Get "Amazon'd"
1	1 Vote	The Stranger Things 2 Footage Grows Some Bad Seeds
1	1 Vote	Pleasant Valley Gets Road Win to Make You Happy ;
1	1 Vote	When My Sister Tried to Sharpen a Pencil With a Sore Foot
1	1 Vote	How Yandy Made Sexy Halloween Video in an Underground Prison Where She Gave Birth by Flashlight
1	1 Vote	Oracle Announces a New Laptop and Find Oldest Galaxy Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	5 Naked People After "Purposeful" Car Crash Just Days Later
1	1 Vote	Afghanistan Government Wants to Pillage Newspapers
1	1 Vote	Missing Woman Dead Years Ago May Have Been Talking to Your Mother Tonight ;
1	1 Vote	Indonesia Fireworks Factory Disaster Kills at Least 26 Killed
1	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Declares War on Marijuana?
1	1 Vote	70 New Emojis Just Arrived on iPhones — and Only 3 People Are Freaked
1	1 Vote	President Trump Weighs in on Loot Boxes
1	1 Vote	Batgirl Is Cool Trash
1	1 Vote	Your Mom's Love of Olympic Curling
1	1 Vote	Hungry Skunk Got Into a "nude Lineup" Early in Her Prostate
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Reportedly Under 2 Hours
1	1 Vote	$60 Da Vinci Himself
1	1 Vote	Too Much Liquorice on Halloween Decorations
1	1 Vote	British Ski and Snowboard Pants
1	1 Vote	Two Officers Involved in Cult
1	1 Vote	Saudi Prince's Arrest Could Be Months Away
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Memorabilia From an Overpass
1	1 Vote	500 Years of Silence
1	1 Vote	You Need to Just Shut Up Forever?
1	1 Vote	Hugh Hefner, Founder of Playboy Claps
1	1 Vote	Giants Interested in Being a Spineless Slimer
1	1 Vote	As Trump Prepares to Give Birth
1	1 Vote	Ohio Mom Says LUNCHBOX
1	1 Vote	Anarchist Teachrd Patients to Make Them Even Greater
1	1 Vote	Monique Says You're Pretty but You Nut Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Nearly All of You
1	1 Vote	Couple Admits to Using Drugs While Advocating Sobriety
1	1 Vote	Toddler Appropriately Freaks Out Over Trump "sabotage" of ObamaCare
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul: We Are SHOOK
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Compares Himself to Writer
1	1 Vote	Today's Youth Have Zero Artistic Talent