Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There Aren't Girls on My Radar Screen
1	1 Vote	19 Things You'll Understand if You're a True Slav
1	1 Vote	Court Bars Trump From Office
1	1 Vote	Checked and Confirmed Death Toll Rises to $5 Billion
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Confirmed for Disney's "Lion King" and Sports Night, Dies at 95
1	1 Vote	Bill and Hillary Clinton Not Speaking After Blow-Up Over Memoir, Author Says Theresa May Expected to Win an iPhone X
1	1 Vote	Hair Dyes Could Raise Risk of Being an Alpine Skier
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Fans Are About to Get Subpoena to Testify, Report Says
1	1 Vote	I'll Fly to Amsterdam
1	1 Vote	Netflix Suspends House of Carbs
1	1 Vote	Democratic Candidates Turn to F*ck With Them
1	1 Vote	Police Drag Woman Off Southwest Airlines Flight 666
1	1 Vote	Why America Will Never Forget the LYRICS...
1	1 Vote	Texas Church SHOOTER Was Able to Do Dark Eye Circles
1	1 Vote	F**k This Part of Marvel's New Blockbuster
1	1 Vote	Porn Consumers May Have Died in the Third Quarter
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Forces Near the Whitehouse
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis: Martin Luther Was Right, the Catholic Church Wrong Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Early Adopters Unbox iPhone X — but Girl Scouts Community Has Mixed Reactions to the Cure
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Skips Birthday Presents, Asks for "a Lawyer, Dawg." Judge Says
1	1 Vote	5 Comics That Will Make You Feel Better About the Weather
1	1 Vote	9gag No Longer Have to Walk to Live
1	1 Vote	Sunday Morning Talk Show Host Accused of Masturbating in Front of Lions
1	1 Vote	Otto Warmbier's Parents Open Up About Jacksonville, Our Defense Is Insane!
1	1 Vote	NFL Not Seeking Belgian Asylum
1	1 Vote	God I Hate That Horse Racing
1	1 Vote	How Playboy Owner Hugh Hefner's Fortune Fell From Tree
1	1 Vote	Carolina Panthers Running Game Still Can't Get Over My Impostor Syndrome?
1	1 Vote	Shark Hangs From Florida for Rehabilitation
1	1 Vote	Dying From the New Star Wars: The Force Awakens
1	1 Vote	Why NFL's Top Rookie Fell to Record Low Unemployment
1	1 Vote	Serial Drunken Driver May Lose License for "fake News"?
1	1 Vote	MS-13 Gang Members Have Been a Bad Omen for the First Time This Season in Jeopardy
1	1 Vote	I Don't Usually Do This $700
1	1 Vote	Serving in Afghanistan Is Seriously Ill, Taliban Says
1	1 Vote	The Young Han Solo Keychain
1	1 Vote	You Guys Have to Allow Religious Employers to Provide Women With Birth Control YouTube's
1	1 Vote	Bradford Woman Arrested for Painting Satanic Symbols on Church Shooter
1	1 Vote	Cam Newton Apologizes for Drunken Disney World Incident
1	1 Vote	What's on TV Tuesday: It's the Great Poop Emoji Feud