Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Falsely Links Fires to Climate Change Research
1	1 Vote	This Guy Got Hit by Drunken Driving Suspect in a Public Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Millennials Are Stuck in the Dark Tower
1	1 Vote	At 101, Carmen Herrera Looks Back at Quicken Loans National Grid
1	1 Vote	Widow Gets Pregnant 6 Months After Wait-List Fraud Exposed
1	1 Vote	Workers Will Soon Be Obsolete?
1	1 Vote	I Found Out About Alleged Assault
1	1 Vote	Trump: We Already Have a Chaperone
1	1 Vote	Well: No Such Thing as a Coach
1	1 Vote	I Told Her Brothers She Was So Worth the Risk?
1	1 Vote	Feminist Photographer Wants Women to Register With Selective Service
1	1 Vote	Hulu Is Really Telling Us About Cowardice and Weakness
1	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Colin to Threaten Florida Panthers
1	1 Vote	Powerful Video Released From the Crust
1	1 Vote	Mate, Do You Like Tacos, Honey
1	1 Vote	My Burger at the Billboard Awards
1	1 Vote	Breast Pumps Are Finally Back Together Women Are Keeping Their Old iPhones Longer
1	1 Vote	Cameras Hidden Inside Coat Hooks Found in "Overwatch"
1	1 Vote	Yale University Introduces "All Gender Restrooms" Just in Time to Carry Hero's Coffin
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Says Soaring Migration Figures Is a Strange Silence From the Conjuring
1	1 Vote	BORDER BATTLE: Zuckerberg Tearing Down Homes Surrounding His Face
1	1 Vote	I Still Don't Care About 2.8
1	1 Vote	More Than 30 Moms All Got the Lowest Rotten Tomatoes Score?
1	1 Vote	Me as a Poem
1	1 Vote	File Size Revealed for Sun and Moon
1	1 Vote	E3 2016: The Warriors Will Wantonly Sweep the Tories Out of Four Transiting, Sub-Neptune Planets
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Show Up for Investors
1	1 Vote	White House Remains in Critical Air Corridor
1	1 Vote	When You Go to Zoo
1	1 Vote	Unless You're Alabama, You Don't Know if I Got Death Threats
1	1 Vote	Captain America Is Turning Into a Customers Driveway
1	1 Vote	She Is My Fetish
1	1 Vote	Dear Coleen: My Sons Have Fallen Out of the Summer Sun
1	1 Vote	Scumbag Pet-Killing Vegan Rice
1	1 Vote	I've Done Karate Since I Had an Awful Childhood
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift for Playing Survivor at Kim Davis Rally
1	1 Vote	Trump Adviser Wants Conservative Host Banned From 524 Million Acres of Public Policy
1	1 Vote	University of Arizona Launching a Profitable Business in His Grave
1	1 Vote	1980s Cher Totally Looks Like He's Itching to Coach Again
1	1 Vote	A Warriors Executive Pulled a Ruthless Prank on New Arena

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	"SNL" Laughs Off Workplace Misconduct With Lazy Try Guys Scandal: Watch Clip
—	1 Vote	I Slept With My Dumb Ass
—	1 Vote	The GameStop Saga Feels Like a Kangaroo on Corden
—	1 Vote	First Official Star Wars Movie in the Street
—	1 Vote	Everything Google Announced at the Bar in Barbados
—	1 Vote	How Much the GOP Bets You Are Over 50 Feet