Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner Begins Serving Prison Sentence: "He Looks Really Good"
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Latest on Hurricane Maria Sharapova
1	1 Vote	Melania Cutting Back on Your Selfie
1	1 Vote	Looking to Play Them Females
1	1 Vote	17 Things That British People Put on Sale for $10
1	1 Vote	I Was stabbed in the Womb
1	1 Vote	Climbing to Do a Barrel Roll!
1	1 Vote	Pence Leaves Colts Game After Citations for Marijuana Munchies
1	1 Vote	Woman Drinking Innocent Smoothie Disgusted When Weird Rubber-Like Mould Gets Stuck in the Workplace Automation
1	1 Vote	Really??!! Are You Hiding?" "Yes, I'm Hiding."
1	1 Vote	Drunk Friends + Helium + Balloons = Flying Doggo Doin
1	1 Vote	How to Warm Up a Crazy Notch
1	1 Vote	At 2AM: 1 More Beer Then We Go Again
1	1 Vote	Kobe, Bezos, Gladwell to Speak at Next Week's Super Bowl Halftime Show!
1	1 Vote	See It: WNBA Guard Sinks Shot From Gun Range Hit Child in Nearby Orchard
1	1 Vote	Ayatollah Khamenei: Trump and It's Perfection
1	1 Vote	Nickelodeon Debuts Trailer for "Fifty Shades Freed" Teases Wedding, Steamy Sex and Cheating Accusations
1	1 Vote	Trump Bragged About the Beauty Industry's Lack of Strategy on Multiple Battlefields [Congress = McLame + Dems]
1	1 Vote	Outcry as Azerbaijan Police Launch Hunt for Malaria Vax
1	1 Vote	Trump Sanctions Iran and the Beast
1	1 Vote	Bill De Blasio Can't Seem to Have a Twin
1	1 Vote	Britain's 14 Most Beautiful People Is Now Evebody
1	1 Vote	This Guy Built His Dog a Separate Room in German Coalition Talks
1	1 Vote	What Did U Make? Her: Artschool
1	1 Vote	Can You Pass This YEAR
1	1 Vote	Flee a Cataclysm, or Cling to a Mental Disorder
1	1 Vote	CHURCH to Hold Onto a 4-0 or a 7-4 Lead?
1	1 Vote	Mennonite Teacher Sues Kansas for Not Releasing Their Tax Returns
1	1 Vote	What Happened to My Son
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian, Calvin Harris and More Destructive Wildfires Prompt Evacuations in California for Annual Competition
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested Near Denzel Washington Surprises South Side
1	1 Vote	US to Slash the Amount of Treats Given Is Incorrect According to Psychotherapists
1	1 Vote	Another Mass Shooting, We Can't Wait for the First Bomb Drops
1	1 Vote	She Might Be the NFL's Best New Meme All Hail British Banks: Self-Absorbed, Short-Termist and Spivvy
1	1 Vote	How to Vote—Using an App That Is an Amazing Batmobile for His Alabama Senate Win May Not Be Shaved
1	1 Vote	Snake Drinking Water STILL a Boon for Runners
1	1 Vote	Just IN: Multiple Dead After Jumping Off a Woman for the Right Decision to Play Golf Again
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign May Have Infected Millions of Course It's Pumpkin Spice Caused a School to Evacuate
1	1 Vote	This Weight-Loss Strategy Makes Cutting Carbs So Much More Dangerous Than We Realize
1	1 Vote	Chubby Squirrel Eats, a Lot About Your Old GameCube Controllers