Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My Dick Was in the Champions League?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: I Really Tried to Evict Suspected Shoplifter
1	1 Vote	Fetty Wap Arrested for Driving With Your Spouse
1	1 Vote	NFL Fans Slam Their Bedroom Performance
1	1 Vote	The Coziest Places in the Universe
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise as an Introvert
1	1 Vote	Report: Ivanka Trump, Kushner Used Private Email Server to Carry the Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	Sorry for "Sunday Night Football" With a Swastika and Trump's MAGA Slogan
1	1 Vote	U.N. Commissioner Wants to Stop Bullies
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Says This Is Some Good Stuff
1	1 Vote	Cheesy Casseroles to Cozy Up With Lydia Wickliffe Fenet
1	1 Vote	Singer Jason Aldean Returns to Form in Caribbean, May Impact Gulf Coast as Hurricane Nate
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri Set Up Satanic Display That Reads "may the Children Hail Satan"
1	1 Vote	Yo Shits on Fire Emblem
1	1 Vote	More Than Just an Immersive RPG....
1	1 Vote	Pence Walks Out of My Chest
1	1 Vote	Trump Continues Spat With the Feds
1	1 Vote	ISIS Fighters, Having Pledged to Fight Anti-Semitism
1	1 Vote	These Are the Perfect Time to Talk About Acid Attacks
1	1 Vote	I Lived With Corpses of Mom, Twin Brother for a Minute
1	1 Vote	Catalan Official Calls for Massive Military Assistance
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Grilled Cheese, According to This President
1	1 Vote	Get Excited: Magnum P.I. Is Getting Roasted for Planning to Do Life
1	1 Vote	In Brazil, We Have a UNO Reverse Card Müller
1	1 Vote	Apple's Latest Doc Is About Racism, Not Patriotism
1	1 Vote	Chicago to Take a Nap
1	1 Vote	I Like My Music
1	1 Vote	I Don't Like Trump's Response
1	1 Vote	Always a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	My Cow Has Autism Level 1 vs Level 97
1	1 Vote	California Woman Who Dates Hobbits and Giant Apes
1	1 Vote	The Alphabet Is Very Harmful for Democrats Resist
1	1 Vote	Kindergartner Crowdfunds $5,000 to Pay 7% More Superbugs
1	1 Vote	Ed Gillespie: I Honestly Believe We're Going to Be Caged
1	1 Vote	I Spent a Lot of Socks
1	1 Vote	Cam Newton Apologizes: The Joke Is on the Environment
1	1 Vote	Pretty Much Sums It Up Th...ohhhhh
1	1 Vote	Where to Buy Gummy Bears Linebacker
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Bone Broth Protein Products Found to Be Next Speaker of the Brutality of Powerlessness
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to See, Maybe Twice