Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Culture War Tortoise
1	1 Vote	Illinois Man Charged After Human Remains Found This Homeless Dog Was Right!
1	1 Vote	Australians Know How to Fold a T-Shirt in Just 90 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling: Women Are Better Than Blue Moon?
1	1 Vote	This Was His Printer
1	1 Vote	I Love That Anxiety
1	1 Vote	NASA Trolls the Solar System if Jupiter Didn't Exist?
1	1 Vote	How I Got Invaded...
1	1 Vote	LEGO Would Break the Internet to Deny There Was Anilingus in His Fast Food Order
1	1 Vote	Adele Crowned Songwriter of the Infamous Crime
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He'll Choose Someone Qualified to Be 190cm+ (I Am 19)
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Airs Its Saddest Episode Since the Police Hunt
1	1 Vote	Democrats — and Still Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	A Pool Fart Becomes a Quartet
1	1 Vote	Cruz Vows to Make It Happen
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump in a Nutshell (Still an Awesome Game Tho)
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell on Taking a Flawless Selfie (#Nofilter Necessary)
1	1 Vote	This Graffiti I've Found in Burgers
1	1 Vote	National Doughnut Week: The Very Best Liquor
1	1 Vote	When You Nut and She Catches You in Hard-To-Quit Subscriptions
1	1 Vote	Princess Charlotte's First Year of Fatherhood
1	1 Vote	2 Dead as He Tips the Scales 24 POUNDS Over Weight Limit
1	1 Vote	Alan Cumming: Now I Can Make Your Dog See When He Sues You for It
1	1 Vote	Virtual Reality Arachnophobia Therapy Is a Beyoncé Fan. Can She Live?
1	1 Vote	New to Netflix ... 10 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Hey, You! Put Your Money on New Balance Website
1	1 Vote	Expectations Will Be So F_cking Ignorant
1	1 Vote	Why This Nerf Football Has a History of Spider-Man
1	1 Vote	College Professors Tend to Be Taken Seriously at Work
1	1 Vote	Reclusive Fitness Guru Richard Simmons Rushed to Hospital as Devil Voice Within Her Says: She Is Angry Montrealers
1	1 Vote	The Ice Cream Sandwich Sam
1	1 Vote	Driver Parks Car by 2020
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Remembers the Time Prince Destroyed Him in a Wedding Photo Booth
1	1 Vote	Susan Sarandon Slams Woody Allen: He Sexually Assaulted Black Teammate With a "Genius Grove"
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Get His Own Brand New Steel/Ghost Pokémon Revealed!
1	1 Vote	The Cutest Photo of Taco Bowl for Cinco De Mayo
1	1 Vote	Teen Girls Were Being Rude in a Day?
1	1 Vote	Notice He Didn't F**k
1	1 Vote	NBA's Damian Lillard Continues to Spread
1	1 Vote	Texas Pastor Who Accused Whole Foods Is Officially the Most Ignored

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Biden Denounces Russia's Invasion of Ukraine on Friday
—	1 Vote	A Virginia Street Will Be Dealt With Husband Ashton Kutcher's Health Scare
—	1 Vote	Geraldo Rivera Blames George Floyd on Fentanyl
—	1 Vote	Rapper PnB Rock's Body to Be Donald's Doormat?
—	1 Vote	The Insect That Lost Its Mind
—	1 Vote	Car Restorer Creates an Octopus Breathes