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News Brief: Natural Disasters We've Experienced Over the Past Two Months, Based on the 4th Grade "Mission Project"

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discovered by sweethearta
2017-10-11

2017-10-11

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    NFL commissioner Roger Goodell issued his own statement Saturday morning: “The NFL and our players are at our best when we help create a sense of unity in our country and our culture. There is no better example than the amazing response from our clubs and players to the terrible natural disasters we’ve experienced over the last month. Divisive comments like these demonstrate an unfortunate lack of respect for the NFL, our great game and all of our players, and a failure to understand the overwhelming force for good our clubs and players represent in our communities.”
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