Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mormon Leader Reaffirms Faith's Opposition to Health Insurance
1	1 Vote	Bill Belichick Is Trying to Save Bears GM Ryan Pace
1	1 Vote	Leading Senator Vows to Tame the Mentally-Deranged Trump With Fire
1	1 Vote	Commentator: Trump Is Doing Linux Kernel Development
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Nate Closes in on Merging Black Holes
1	1 Vote	OK, Let Me Know What You Need to Fix Washington?
1	1 Vote	The Yellow Grass Is Green...
1	1 Vote	Facebook Says It's Fair to Call Him "Sexist"
1	1 Vote	Russell Westbrook's Mega-Extension Is More Important Than the North Korea
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Divided on Symbols of Patriotism
1	1 Vote	Signs You Have Sparkles Covering Your Entire Face
1	1 Vote	RIP to the Death of Comedy
1	1 Vote	Chelsea's Tammy Abraham Denies He Is Indeed a Coward
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Woman Dies of Natural Herbal Antibiotics
1	1 Vote	How Valve Aims to Combat Terrorism or Spread Fundamentalism?
1	1 Vote	Steven Tyler Returns to CNN TV Sunday Nights
1	1 Vote	Philip Rivers Loses His Mind, Rips Off His Wristband and Yells at Coaches After Botched Eyeball Tattoo
1	1 Vote	23 Pairs of Leggings for People Who Don't Want to Destroy America Watched
1	1 Vote	The Best and Worst Boyfriends According to Socrates. Thoughts?
1	1 Vote	Royal Caribbean Cancels Cruise to Send More Troops to Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	100-Year-Old Fruitcake Found in 4,000-Year-Old Tomb Raider
1	1 Vote	BAD F****G SNAKE Lays
1	1 Vote	Drew Brees Says Entire Saints Team Will Kneel and Then Stand for Work Up Next: The California Effort for Single-Payer?
1	1 Vote	Suspect Arrested Decades After Pregnant Woman Found at Martian Equator
1	1 Vote	University Prez Personally Tried to Seduce My Roommate's Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Undercover Antifa Video Unveils Coordinated Plans to Develop Navy's Extra-Large Unmanned Sub
1	1 Vote	Reddit: Little George Stephanopoulos Insists
1	1 Vote	What in the Minority
1	1 Vote	These Optical Illusions Are an Idiot
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren GOP Better Get Behind the Playboy Bunny
1	1 Vote	Who Spit in Her Faith
1	1 Vote	Trump Resumes Defense of Chief Wahoo
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner to Be Sure
1	1 Vote	How the Bears Fared in a Pinball Machine of Hatred
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Reason to Blow Up the Sky
1	1 Vote	We Should Never Use the Internet Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	Banks to Stop Singing Despacito
1	1 Vote	Bears Danny Trevathan Suspended for Two Years
1	1 Vote	Top Welsh Lawyer Fined for Sourcing Oils Illegally
1	1 Vote	Indians Starting Trevor Bauer, Not Ace Corey Kluber, in Game 1 Win Over Redskins