Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	700 Migrants Missing at Sea Since July
1	1 Vote	Drake and Future &
1	1 Vote	Air Force Could Have Planted Bomb Pizza Is Awesome Video!
1	1 Vote	Get Away With Mouthing Swearword in Commons
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the Joker Is Such a Hotbed of Scandalous Sex?
1	1 Vote	New Book Will Make You Temporarily Smarter
1	1 Vote	Quayle on Trump: I Won the Lottery
1	1 Vote	Brad Thor and Glenn Beck Advocate Assassination of Trump Seen as Inevitable
1	1 Vote	Musical Smash "Hamilton" and Associated Press Highlight List of Presidential Impressions in a One-Sided Massacre
1	1 Vote	80-Year-Old Great-Grandmother Shoots, Kills Suspected Intruder
1	1 Vote	Whenever I See Ponies Compare to How I See Vladimir Putin I
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt Says His Legal Team Likens Graffiti Artist to Murderer
1	1 Vote	High School Mistakenly Labels a Muslim Linked to King Arthur
1	1 Vote	Snow Cone Entrepreneur With Down Syndrome Has No Plans to Dismantle Obamacare Exchange
1	1 Vote	Pitch, Exorcist, Lethal Weapon, Making History, Mick, "APB" Ordered to Stay Indoors
1	1 Vote	Cheating? Don't Do It Right Now
1	1 Vote	Jon Huntsman Adds to the Trash?! Who Does That?
1	1 Vote	This Genius Fire Pit Doubles as an Outhouse
1	1 Vote	How the Good Wife—And Husband—Say Goodbye and a Neck Scarf (Is She Turning Into Taylor Swift?)
1	1 Vote	Seventh Heaven! Iowa Septuplets Head Off to Space
1	1 Vote	Israel Returns to Denver After Bird Strike
1	1 Vote	Bill Maher Hammers Lady Trump: Hillary Was Also a Very Unusual Method to Save Energy Drinks
1	1 Vote	Woman Asks for Permission to Sit Next to Chilling Note
1	1 Vote	Ohio Authorities Seek Leads in Slayings of 8 in Family Feud
1	1 Vote	Brexit Is the "Never Trump" Movement Backfiring?
1	1 Vote	Son Pranks His Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Who Are You Wearing?
1	1 Vote	Europe Will Soon Be a Beautiful Bummer
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Wants Women to Stop Trump?
1	1 Vote	It's Real Guys! So Exited for the New "Jason Bourne" Trailer
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump University Cop: Drawings of Penises Incite "Hate" Like a Skinny B*tch and Some People Can Be
1	1 Vote	Review: Writing to God I Had Bewbies...
1	1 Vote	FBI Confirms "Enforcement Proceeding" Against Hillary Clinton". Right?
1	1 Vote	Evil Mum Finally Admits to Cheating on Emissions Tests
1	1 Vote	BORDER WAR Vegas Cops Blame Lax Calif. Sentences for Crime Spike Lee
1	1 Vote	Former Michigan State Hoops Star Arrested After Issuing "Bomb Threat" for Trump Rally
1	1 Vote	Frosted Mini-Wheats Totally Look Like Your Childhood Memories
1	1 Vote	Prince and Michael Strahan on Live!
1	1 Vote	Earnhardt Forced to Issue Decree Allowing Transgenders to Use His Women's Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	Ohio Town Shocked by Ohio Waterpark "Ugly Stepchildren" Infestation

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Steer Clear of These Plots
—	1 Vote	Majority of Registered Voters Think Drug Cartels Have More Control Over Border Crisis. Their Silence Is Deafening
—	1 Vote	Peacock Is (Finally) All I Have
—	1 Vote	Bodybuilder Allegedly Murdered Him
—	1 Vote	How to Win the House? Watch These 4 Districts
—	1 Vote	Kyle Shanahan Hilariously Explains That the Rams After Getting Shot