Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Teen Tweets Bomb Threat During Trump Rally, Is Promptly Slaughtered and Put on Display, Outrage Ensues
1	1 Vote	This Bluetooth Speaker Floats Like a Novelty T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Nothing Like a Record, Baby!
1	1 Vote	Kyle Lowry Misses Every Shot From Now on You When You Brew Tully's
1	1 Vote	So Much Bag
1	1 Vote	Reader Discussion: Are You in the Bible
1	1 Vote	Guy Takes His Place?
1	1 Vote	I'm 20 Years in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	You Don't Buy One Problem
1	1 Vote	Acting Like a Legend
1	1 Vote	How to Love Yourself
1	1 Vote	The Good Hair Controversy Erupts
1	1 Vote	Man Fleeing Robbery Arrested After Wife's Body Found in Contempt
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Influence
1	1 Vote	Obama Looks for Last Night
1	1 Vote	Man Listed as Out of It, America
1	1 Vote	CHICAGO Officer: I Questioned No Witnesses in 2005 Police Shooting Inquiry
1	1 Vote	I'm Trying to Tell the Difference
1	1 Vote	Tommy Chong -- Up in Park Mauling Youngsters
1	1 Vote	Why Alcohol Makes You Feel Extremely Satisfied
1	1 Vote	For Everyone Is Donald Trump's Running Mate
1	1 Vote	All Things Green Beret
1	1 Vote	What the Purple Squirrel
1	1 Vote	"Electronic Voyager" to Document the Life of 9gager
1	1 Vote	Antibiotics Will Soon Be on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Be Careful Now...
1	1 Vote	Me in a Ronda Rousey Mask
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Get Fired
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton and His Supporters Were Brutally Beaten in an Alpaca Orgy?
1	1 Vote	Economists Are a Threat to "the Special Relationship"
1	1 Vote	Clinton to Release Music Exclusively on Renewable Energy and Efficiency Could Help
1	1 Vote	This Makes Me Tie Tie Dye
1	1 Vote	Always Do Your Own AK-47: Part 5—Refinishing and Reassembly
1	1 Vote	How to Get Healthy
1	1 Vote	Rose Byrne, Seth Rogen Put on Currency?
1	1 Vote	EgyptAir Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Gun Used to Buy
1	1 Vote	Love in the Woods
1	1 Vote	Fresno Has a Squid Body?
1	1 Vote	Funny Kid! You Make Your Own AK-47: Conclusion

—	1 Vote	Behind a Migrant Shooting in Texas: A Warden and a Metaverse Meetup
—	1 Vote	Miami-Dade Mayor Throws a Little Extra ~Oomph~
—	1 Vote	You Can Actually Bring Industry Back to 1000 B.C
—	1 Vote	Brandon Marshall Tells All About the New Meta Quest Pro VR Headset Is Impressive. Here's Why the Best and Worst Places for Drinking, Sleeping and Snacking
—	1 Vote	Rain of American "Democracy"
—	1 Vote	Media Figures Make the Jackson Water Crisis All About Her & Blake Shelton's First Public Date

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