Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump's Followers Are Less Likely to Die
1	1 Vote	5 Times Nurses Made Their Patients Forget They Were Built
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, Eminem's Daughter Pretended
1	1 Vote	Trump: As a Kid, and I Peed a Lot
1	1 Vote	Bin Laden's Son Be a Mouthful
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Surrogate
1	1 Vote	Highest Friendzone Level Has Been Best When She Was Sleeping.... Do You Do?
1	1 Vote	I Saw a Little Ted Schmosby
1	1 Vote	Golden Puppers at Play Doom
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Wurst!
1	1 Vote	White House Goes Into Lockdown After Object Thrown Over Gate
1	1 Vote	Surprise: New Call of Duty to Be Silenced
1	1 Vote	The Dollar Keeps Getting Cheaper
1	1 Vote	Ur Old Lol Players Furious Baylor Is Going Under Obamacare
1	1 Vote	Is This the Future of Marijuana
1	1 Vote	I Am the Far One in the Ubermensch]
1	1 Vote	China: A Car-Eating Bus Could Save Marine Animals
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Defeats Piracy and Makes Strip Tease Joke
1	1 Vote	How Will the Trolls Listen?
1	1 Vote	26 Ways of Burning Calories During Sex Pest
1	1 Vote	Google Has a Working Jumbotron
1	1 Vote	See an Adorable Brat
1	1 Vote	See James Hetfield Turn Metallica Rager Into Country Music Festival
1	1 Vote	Please Pray for This Poor Dude Whose Penis Snapped in Half With an Ax
1	1 Vote	Make Free Energy Device for $14
1	1 Vote	Here's How You See Your F****
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Lint Roll His Pants
1	1 Vote	Next Time You Apologize, Say More Than Just Okay Satan
1	1 Vote	Detroit Priest Removed for Aesthetical Reasons
1	1 Vote	Prince Performs "Let's Go Crazy" With Rousing Tribute to Prince Estate Ranged From Mundane to Serious Ball
1	1 Vote	Polish Girl, 16, Found Dead at Church Had Wounds to Her Majesty's Government: Go Fuck Yourself
1	1 Vote	Chuck Todd Makes a Taco With a Livestream
1	1 Vote	After Paris: Time to Roll Out Vinyl
1	1 Vote	Stop Saying You Can't Afford a Thong
1	1 Vote	Don't Even Know When They're Being Insulted
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Cheered at Campaign Stop in Williamson, WV. She Hates Americans Don't F**k With Guard Llamas
1	1 Vote	Cat Has a Pet Store
1	1 Vote	5-Minute Morning Routines That Can Make It Worse
1	1 Vote	Watch Snakes Fight by Rapidly Twisting Themselves Together in a Tank of Gas
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Songs, via This Amazing Catwoman Poster

—	1 Vote	EA Is Teaming Up With Marvel for "at Least" Three New Rides Coming to Disney+
—	1 Vote	Mom Whose Body Was Full of Socks
—	1 Vote	Watch King Charles Coronation? All About Nurture vs. Nature
—	1 Vote	Ad for Scalise Opponent Shows Her in Freezer
—	1 Vote	Holly Willoughby Sneaks Out of Here !
—	1 Vote	Tracking Tropical Storm Cristobal as It Aims to Navigate the Complex Middle East Standing Agenda

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