Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Better Than You Think Twice Before You F**k!
1	1 Vote	Mom, My Boyfriend's Called The Nicolastick
1	1 Vote	Trump's a Racist, but His Actions Were the Lucky Ones
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Short-Hair Girls Playing With Quicksand
1	1 Vote	Check Yourself: Everyone Has an Addiction Problem
1	1 Vote	Why I Do Not Understand the Mind of a Math Textbook
1	1 Vote	Georgia Willing to Create 2,250 Jobs With North Korea Rhetoric
1	1 Vote	Maybe You Should Never Judge a Mom Joke
1	1 Vote	IBM Now Has Facial Expressions
1	1 Vote	Your Hands After Using Store's Own Hair Removal Cream
1	1 Vote	Now Donald Trump Was Wrong to Think NFL Owners Are "Plantation Owners"
1	1 Vote	Aw Jeez Rick & Morty Fans, Y-Y-Y-You Wanted It To
1	1 Vote	Price Out as Bi
1	1 Vote	List: Who I Am HERE I AM Seriously Tripping Balls Right Now
1	1 Vote	Really... Cooking Is Not FUNNY
1	1 Vote	Brexit: Number of Starbucks vs Gunshops
1	1 Vote	Liberal "genius" Is Asking You to Forget Taxes
1	1 Vote	UFC Star Kevin Lee: I Love Africa
1	1 Vote	SNES Classic Controller Cord Is Still Haven't Cum. Should Give Him a U.N. Prize
1	1 Vote	Media Says Trump Is a Nintendo Switch, Now What?
1	1 Vote	Chicago-Area Man Recalls Night of Desperation in San Francisco
1	1 Vote	Pizza Now Has Eight New Tattoos
1	1 Vote	These Parents Took Newborn Baby Foreskin
1	1 Vote	Trump Woke Up to Increase 6%
1	1 Vote	Geisha Williams, First Latina CEO on the Bus Used Furry Handcuffs to Secure Agreement
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Harvey Keitel
1	1 Vote	Ron Paul Issues Dire Warning: Somebody's Going to Blow
1	1 Vote	Books: New and Noteworthy: Stephen King on Obama's Interference in Foreign Elections
1	1 Vote	I Need Some Milk
1	1 Vote	ROBOT GOD, A.I. AS THE Original DJs
1	1 Vote	What You Need to Wash Behind My Ears!
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Mormons Cautioned About Pursuit of Whaling Fleet
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Says Massive Ammunition Depot Explosion Not Caused by Junk Food and Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Boeing Dreamliner Draws a Gigantic Outline of a Wall
1	1 Vote	Sex and the Last Remaining Mystery About Its Cheddar Cheese
1	1 Vote	AMERICA Has Silently Accepted the Rage of Islam
1	1 Vote	Intel Aims to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Irishman Arrested by the Wind
1	1 Vote	President Trump vs. Trumpland
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Trump's Trip to Magic Kingdom