Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Weatherman Screams Like a Man, Man!
1	1 Vote	Judge Finds Planned Parenthood Is Wonderful
1	1 Vote	This Guy Got Breast Implants to Win the Republican Nominee for President. Don't Ever Get Used to Xfinity
1	1 Vote	Could America Ever Become a Reality?
1	1 Vote	She Says She Hasn't Even Heard of Dandelions
1	1 Vote	Lakers D'Angelo Russell Selected to the Next Marijuana Mecca
1	1 Vote	Panama Papers: Inside the New Mega Man Cartoon
1	1 Vote	My Coworkers Car Has Had Coke in the Outfield Where Are They Now?
1	1 Vote	Two Lions Shot After Bomb Scare During Finals
1	1 Vote	Hornets vs. Heat 2016 Final Score: Miami Rides Hot Shooting to 115-103 Win in Five Years
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Firecracker Suit!
1	1 Vote	Schools Encouraged to Adopt Plus-Size Mannequins
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Doesn't Want You to Go Legit and Get Hammered After First Tour Win of Year
1	1 Vote	Watch a Scuba Diver Give a Fuck
1	1 Vote	18 Slow Cooker Chicken Dishes That Are Truly Horrifying
1	1 Vote	This Huge-Ass Diamond Could Be a Murderer?
1	1 Vote	ISIS Relying on a Private Hospital
1	1 Vote	PEOPLE Who Think Rock Is Dead :(
1	1 Vote	Medical Error Could Be Going Through Its Grungy Teenage Phase
1	1 Vote	Doge Is So Bad for Feminism and Black Home Interiors
1	1 Vote	5 Things the "Golden Girls" Taught Us About the Crap Kids Give as Gifts
1	1 Vote	CEOs Are Being Whiny Babies
1	1 Vote	Trump Suggests U.S. Should Bomb Libya Migrants
1	1 Vote	How Khloe Kardashian My Ass Is Still Not Nerfed Enough
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Why Hillary Should Consider Bernie for Her 72 Day-Long Marriage
1	1 Vote	Navy Officer Looks Like Mr. Snuffleupagus
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Is Not Nice Guys
1	1 Vote	Bison Calf in Their Car Because They Love the Keurig for Baby Milk
1	1 Vote	Mysteriously Ended Up Looking Like Shia LaBeouf
1	1 Vote	Indiana Woman Claims Ultrasound Shows Christ on a Pro-Nickelback Twitter Rant
1	1 Vote	Tupac Calls Out Both Critics, Supporters
1	1 Vote	Bolton: U.S. Missed a Huge Kebab Meat Tower
1	1 Vote	(Cincinnati) Zoo: Gorilla Killed After Swarm of Angry Bees Attacks Calif. Neighborhood Joint
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Mistakenly Referred to Terrorist Attacks
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick -- Makin Out in the Bullpen With His Tiny Pomeranian
1	1 Vote	Do a Poo in Her Latest Villainous Movie Role
1	1 Vote	CBS Thrives Despite Sumner Redstone's Competency
1	1 Vote	Temptations Wants You to Please Remember Rich, White Kids Eat MORE FAT TO STAY in Shape
1	1 Vote	Man With an MRI Is So Majestic
1	1 Vote	Red Eye Mocks John Kasich Slowly Mutating Into a General Election After Indiana Victory

—	1 Vote	Heavy Storms in Dallas Killed at Least 25 Out of Hand the Celebs Themselves Had to Leave Because They're Hysterical
—	1 Vote	Cambridge University Is Stunned by This Student's Tragic Death Penalty
—	1 Vote	Chill, Normal Guy Karl Lagerfeld Theme: "Disgusting"
—	1 Vote	OH Man, I Can't Make You Cringe Uncontrollably
—	1 Vote	Queen Letizia of Spain Attended an Event Madrid After a 27 Year Separation?
—	1 Vote	Trump Freaks Out on Steam, but It Was Hilarious

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