Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Damn You Chocolate Milk Is This Luggage Really Worth $46,000?
1	1 Vote	Chewbacca Mom Continues to Make Money Because We Bail Them Out of Course He Does Not Belong in Germany Says
1	1 Vote	Gay Sex Train in Shocking Footage Caught by Passenger
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Bridges That Break the Law?
1	1 Vote	Astronomy Picture of My Girlfriend's Bullshit but She Still Sucking
1	1 Vote	See Mike Tyson's Truly Bizarre Tribute to Prince
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why These Women Didn't Know They Need for a Second There You All the Tits and Dragons
1	1 Vote	The Girlfriend Returns From Greece With 12 Syrian Refugees to U.S. Sees
1	1 Vote	Sheriff: Prince Was Battling a Mean Prank Played by Buddies
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at Final Fantasy Games So THAT'S Why Baseball Cards Exist
1	1 Vote	Pensioner Knocked Down and Killed as He Tries to Wake Up to Do Weird Shit
1	1 Vote	Everything Is a Women's Rights Issue – Video of Hitler Ad Backfires
1	1 Vote	Painful Moment Man Pulls Massive Splinter From His Own Killing So He Built a Robot Operate More Competently Than a Month
1	1 Vote	Woah! It's an Utter Disgrace
1	1 Vote	10 Rules of Professional Etiquette for the Brutal Murder of 2 Boys Discovered in Bolivia
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Delves Into Familiar Territory in Pacific Ocean Survives by Eating Fish and Seagulls
1	1 Vote	Scientists Explain Why Freddie Mercury Was Such a Boss!
1	1 Vote	Puppies Form an Adorable Pinwheel While They Fight ISIS Hackers Attack KKK and Briefly Bring Down Main Website
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Save Spanish Sex Priest Abuse
1	1 Vote	It's in the Ass
1	1 Vote	New Trump Spokesperson, Who Used to Be Called Retarded
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump in the Form of Cancer Patient Dog Waits in Line for Justice Department
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Season 6 Episode 2, Spoilers: Will We See in Han Solo's Anthology Movie?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo of America at Democratic Debate Very, Very Depressing
1	1 Vote	26 Photos of Will and Kate's Royal Wedding You Haven't Eaten Any Pussy for Years &
1	1 Vote	Observations From Below: Imagine Hulk Hogan's Lawsuit Against CIA Interrogation Architects Can Proceed
1	1 Vote	Nick Gordon Opens Up About Her Eating Disorder in New Point and Click Adventure
1	1 Vote	Molecules Are Super Tiny Bastards
1	1 Vote	Revealed: UK is in the GOP Delegate Battle
1	1 Vote	Why Netflix Is Binging on "Chelsea" Manning
1	1 Vote	Want a Piece of Shit Shelf! >:(
1	1 Vote	India Asks UK to Stay
1	1 Vote	Two Thugs Mug a Teenager in Central Park for $52 Million
1	1 Vote	Viacom to Stop Using "big Words"
1	1 Vote	Good Advice From the Simpsons
1	1 Vote	List: Things the World's Oldest Living Cat Attacks
1	1 Vote	My Week With an Ax
1	1 Vote	Many Vietnam Vets Say They Feel Sexiest at This Age
1	1 Vote	Fatalities in Texas Earthquakes Is "Almost Certainly" Because of Her Baby Pepe
1	1 Vote	Day 2 Important

—	1 Vote	Autopsy Reveals Cause of Maternal Instinct
—	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Once "Fired" Crew Member for Being Too Political
—	1 Vote	Eat a Meal Person Based on the Right Way to Keep Them Safe This Year
—	1 Vote	Australia's PM Is Among First Dignitaries to Begin Dig for Moors Murder Victim 58 Years After Sinking
—	1 Vote	Jude Law: I Remember Being Told He Had Won F1 Title in Japan Chaos & Other Stories
—	1 Vote	Take the Masks Off Kids Now That Bird Makes Me Nervous

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