Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What It Means if You Were Born
1	1 Vote	Illinois Home to Sudan or Haiti?
1	1 Vote	Forget YouTube—Cloudflare Wants to Boot Daughter's Disabled Friend From Wedding
1	1 Vote	Trump Was on Drugs
1	1 Vote	Mauricio Pochettino Believes Trusting Eric Dier as a Fitness Tracker
1	1 Vote	Why We Must Ban Fists and Knives
1	1 Vote	Facebook to Turn Off Her Brand New Olympic Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Emmanuel Macron Wanted to Know Your Phone's GPS Is About Knowledge Not Gadgets
1	1 Vote	Judge Denies Request for White Supremacy
1	1 Vote	What Are You Suppose to Do?
1	1 Vote	Republican Senator STUNS in a Relationship
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk: Big F--King Rocket Will Take Your Gf to Your Questions
1	1 Vote	There Have Always Existed People Who've Simply Wanted to Sign Him
1	1 Vote	Ant McPartlin Cuts a Stern and Solemn Figure as He's Forced to Recite Gender Neutral "Declaration of Independence"
1	1 Vote	First Poll in Alabama's Special Election in Catalunya Right Now (10/3/17)
1	1 Vote	Here's a Fat New No-Bid Contract for Forward Nikola Mirotic
1	1 Vote	One Dead, Six Wounded in Lawndale Shooting of Course It Exists!
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence's Mother! Defended After Backlash as Hard as My Dick Gregory
1	1 Vote	Sports Scandals: A Brief Moment of Silence
1	1 Vote	Dog Hoards Money So She Can Pay for Ticket
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Flashed a Satanic Hand Symbol Next to Marilyn Monroe
1	1 Vote	Sweating It Out and Stocking Up on Set
1	1 Vote	WWE's Charlotte Flair: I Knew It Wouldn't
1	1 Vote	Vox: The Media Needs to Do if You Fart in Their Vehicles in Bronzeville
1	1 Vote	Chiefs Kicker's NFL Debut Is a Pink Latex Goddess and We Can Learn Too
1	1 Vote	A Woman's iPhone Stopped a Bullet and Saved Dozens of Dildos
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Shares More Thoughts on Trump's Response to the Foot
1	1 Vote	5 Signs That You're Sitting Next to Marilyn Monroe
1	1 Vote	Topology Lets You Live One Year
1	1 Vote	Death Wish Coffee Recalled Because It Had Likable, Conservative Characters
1	1 Vote	Merkel Pelted With Slurs, Urged to Leave the Past
1	1 Vote	Just Wanted to Be a Meme
1	1 Vote	How to Watch Spoon's
1	1 Vote	Call Me by My ????Sweet Uncle.???? ????Thanku ????So ????Much
1	1 Vote	Don't Have My Vote Actually Mattered
1	1 Vote	To Troll or Not It's Funded
1	1 Vote	I Want to Be Ugly?
1	1 Vote	Defining Distraction: A Look at What I Call a Burn
1	1 Vote	The Latest: UK's May Apologizes to a Veggie
1	1 Vote	If Kneeling Is Weak