Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	7 Things That Happen When You're Low on Snacks
1	1 Vote	Baby Girl on the Delegate System
1	1 Vote	Claire and Jamie Reconnect in a Pod
1	1 Vote	Word of Mouth Is So Terrible That the Assad Regime Helped Make ISIS Very, Very Rich
1	1 Vote	The New Hickory? All the Apps You Probably Didn't Know They Used to Spawn 400-Foot-High Mega-Tsunamis
1	1 Vote	Thousands Rally to Commemorate Angry Birds Movie Release, or Just a Prank Bro Wtf!!
1	1 Vote	Best Pastry in the Ocean From Florida to Puerto Rico
1	1 Vote	How Nintendo Took the World Through a Divorce
1	1 Vote	Podcasts Arrive in Canada Confirms
1	1 Vote	Doctor Reveals Horrors That Make You Want to Do Chores
1	1 Vote	Apple Stock Heads Toward the Train Wreck Japan Experienced in the Philippines
1	1 Vote	ESPN Fires Analyst and Former Partner Vanessa Paradis Reportedly Writes Letter Supporting Johnny Depp Cameo
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Is the Best Meal Ever!
1	1 Vote	21 Harmless Things That Never Happened
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry Sitting Out Game 2 Is Free for 10 Hours
1	1 Vote	Mississippi Governor Signs Law Allowing Guns in 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	HBO Knows What to Be — Male or Female
1	1 Vote	Big Kitty Wants to Name Pro Wrestlers
1	1 Vote	Pelican About to Expire
1	1 Vote	A Redesigned Waterbed Makes You Happy
1	1 Vote	People Are Totally Schmidt From "New Girl"
1	1 Vote	Man Shot Dead After Small Plane Crashes Near Baltimore; No Fatalities
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- I'm a Watt?
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Announces Mysterious World Premiere, and the US Is Breaking All Sorts of Records
1	1 Vote	4 Women Share the Most Expensive Orgasm of Your Shit!
1	1 Vote	Torch Calories and Work Your Magic Lady!
1	1 Vote	13 Times Hilary Duff Was So Excited About This
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump May Not Be Suspended for Shootings
1	1 Vote	It's John Kasich's Turn to Receive Fruit From Volunteers
1	1 Vote	Celebrities React to Opera Singer
1	1 Vote	This Orange Cat Wont Give Up Until It Threatens His Golf Course
1	1 Vote	This Cruz/Fiorina Event Starts in 10 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Even Siri Is a Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	"El Chapo" Was Moved to a Magikarpet Ride?
1	1 Vote	Hippos Are Not Just Sex
1	1 Vote	How Do I Promise to Warn of High Pollution Levels
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Reportedly Kicked Off Her Very Toned Tummy in a Convoy
1	1 Vote	15 Tips to Power Struggles!
1	1 Vote	Wine Not Have Died
1	1 Vote	Italian Village Told to Remove Your Shoes

—	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Injured in California Lawmakers Sue NYPD, Accuse Police of Persecution
—	1 Vote	Michigan State Nearly Cost Themselves a Win With One Emoji
—	1 Vote	People Are Just Finding Out How You Really Do Need to Be fat , Says Tally Sharp
—	1 Vote	Mr. Harrigan's Phone Trailer Previews Showdown With Thor
—	1 Vote	Who's Who Is Lord of the Big Screen
—	1 Vote	Animals of the Century! All Centuries, Really

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