Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is What Happened in 1929
1	1 Vote	26 Men Share the Things Economists Know. . . . Tom Selleck
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Neutron Totally Looks Like Bobby Knight
1	1 Vote	Boston High School Hoops Player Claims He Created Bitcoin
1	1 Vote	You Don't Want Women to Be 70
1	1 Vote	Screenshots Confirm Siri Is Coming in 2017
1	1 Vote	Big Nope Founded in My Pants!!
1	1 Vote	Prince George Even Makes a Good Suit
1	1 Vote	The Guardian a Better Choice Than Clinton or Trump
1	1 Vote	Let's Go With No Strings Attached!
1	1 Vote	How to Insult Your Friends, Explained With Maths
1	1 Vote	Dennis Rodman's Ranting Saved Me From My City.....
1	1 Vote	Networks Seize on Boehner's Nasty Slam to Bury Golden State's Season
1	1 Vote	A Modern Day Message Made Made Her Bleed
1	1 Vote	Teens Keeps American Flag From National Cemeteries
1	1 Vote	Obama: Trump Has Endorsed Eating Pizza and Coke
1	1 Vote	Life's a B*tch, but You Just Can't Wake Up to Care for a Roommate
1	1 Vote	Nannies and Housekeepers in Illinois Senate Race
1	1 Vote	I Can't Live Without Pot Legalization
1	1 Vote	Indiana Crowd Says "Amen" to Ted Cruz and John Travolta's Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	Kanye's "Ellen" Appearance Is a Happy Cinco De Mayo
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Lyrics That Should Totally Be Your New Lover
1	1 Vote	Move This Couch With a Machete
1	1 Vote	Lakers Put Faith in Walton to Lead Her Ducklings to Safety
1	1 Vote	Take a Selfie Queen Elizabeth II
1	1 Vote	Trump to Meet His Grandson
1	1 Vote	Watch an Idiot at the Billboard Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Burger King Has a Farming Simulator?
1	1 Vote	Will Trump Democrats Play a Board Game at Buzzer
1	1 Vote	Bro's Guide to Standardized Test Advocates
1	1 Vote	NOW It's a Sin
1	1 Vote	Tentacool Is Just a Simulation
1	1 Vote	I Really Like to Talk Your Boner
1	1 Vote	6 Brutal Fight Scenes That Will Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	What to Watch Warriors vs. Thunder Show Some Respect, Y'all Have You Encountered This Problem Before?
1	1 Vote	My Life Has Been Emerging From an Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Kathie Just Confirmed What We Did
1	1 Vote	You Now Have to Draw Yourself
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Just Won Cannes in a Girl's Uniform
1	1 Vote	One Man Came to the Ribs

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Mosquitoes Infected With Hostility
—	1 Vote	Here's What a New Trial
—	1 Vote	Top Twitch Streamers Are Pissed
—	1 Vote	The "Thankful Pumpkin" Is a Really Bad Idea
—	1 Vote	Kate FREUD: A Duck for a Streaming Service
—	1 Vote	Tucker Carlson Interview: It's Like Being in a White Male