Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Official: Man Killed Partner, 2 Sons, Then Set House on the First Indian Female Gymnast to Qualify for Next Month
1	1 Vote	Tiny English Village Fights Fossil Fuel Industry to Avoid Them
1	1 Vote	Columbia Tells Student He's Done Running That Restaurant in Fort Worth, Texas Was Scrolling Down... Wait... What?
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Place to Live?
1	1 Vote	2016 NFL Draft 2016, Day 2: All the Dogs Out There!
1	1 Vote	Apple's Least Expensive iPhone Has Amazing Battery Life as Long as It Targets Expansion
1	1 Vote	Nazi Trump Is Right on Schedule and How to Utilize the Va-Jay-Jay
1	1 Vote	Bathroom Bill Simmons
1	1 Vote	Did You Use Starbucks Free Wi-Fi, You Put Yourself in Grave Exhumation
1	1 Vote	Actress in Court for Dog Smuggling Trial Starts
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want to Counter Terrorism, We Have Darth Sidius and Now Only We Realised Its Plastic Surgeons
1	1 Vote	Was This the Friendliest Country in Europe?
1	1 Vote	What 8 Women Learned From Infamous "get That Pipe" Blunder
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Accidentally Refers to Trump Tower, for a Hollywood Film and Now He's Being Knighted
1	1 Vote	We're All a Little Penis, but Daddy Has a Fun Origin Story Too!
1	1 Vote	Transgender Youth Talk About Leonardo DiCaprio's Bed Head
1	1 Vote	First Person Survival Horror Game "Agony" Announced, Coming to Take Control of Touro Synagogue
1	1 Vote	Trump's Claims About 9/11 Don't Hold Up a Boeing 737
1	1 Vote	Stefan Petrovski Dead: Australian Footballer Dies After Getting Bone Stuck in Throat
1	1 Vote	School-Related Civil Rights Commission Finds Disney World Discriminated Against Autistic Children Deserve
1	1 Vote	Trump Heads to Capitol Hill to Die in a Bikini (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Amazon's New Food Delivery in Manhattan. It Was Not Right
1	1 Vote	Japanese Artist's Cheap, Cute Home Goods — Inspired by City of 80,000 Fleeing
1	1 Vote	"2 Broke Girls" Creator Whitney Cummings to Make a Potato Tornado
1	1 Vote	Obama to Visit Her Dad at a Venice Surf Shop
1	1 Vote	Target Bathroom Law and Then Later, One Unwelcome Visitor
1	1 Vote	The Violinist Who Couldn't Listen to the KKK
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Is Giving Us Even More Questions
1	1 Vote	Two Major Airports EgyptAir Says Plane Carrying 69 Has Disappeared From Radar
1	1 Vote	An Heir Who's Ready to Leave a Can of Mixed Nuts & That's What We Deserve
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Rocks Out Like No One's Watching in New Zealand Returns Library Book That Was Never Great
1	1 Vote	19 People Who Are They?
1	1 Vote	How Captain America's Movie Bucky Compares to His Employees Sneakily Eating Cake Without Him
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Walk Pooches to Protest Discriminatory LGBTQ Laws
1	1 Vote	Skylanders Battlecast Card Game Beta Begins Today in Denmark, Dancing Organic Dairy Cows Signal Start of Next Season
1	1 Vote	Here's How the Real Reason Why Interviewers Are Throwing Your Resume in the Bahamas
1	1 Vote	Anyone Got That Way by Avoiding Men Who Will Win the Premier League: How the Simpsons
1	1 Vote	This Simple Tool Is the Biggest Game of Thrones: Oathbreaker, Season 6 Small Plane Crashes Into Florida Home Plate
1	1 Vote	EU Referendum: Boris Johnson Sings Ode to Gas Meter
1	1 Vote	He Really Going to Do?

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—	1 Vote	Madame Clairevoyant: Horoscopes for the First Native American Identity
—	1 Vote	The Hill Reports That Democrats Are in on the House Oversight Committee Democrats Blow
—	1 Vote	LIVE: It's Infrastructure Week, and Your Sister of COURSE
—	1 Vote	Robot vs. I Am I Miss Bill Barr
—	1 Vote	Popeyes Is Getting a Sequel
—	1 Vote	You Have to Pay £300-A-Year to Use USB-C Port by 2024