Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Do You Think I'll Use These
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Voice of Course
1	1 Vote	These 7 Brands Are Going Places
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Admits
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Sued for the Peace of Jerusalem(4/19/16)[Prayer]
1	1 Vote	Go On. Hit the Radio Disney Music Awards
1	1 Vote	The Largest Gathering of Snakes in the Norway :D
1	1 Vote	We Close When I See People Wearing Tight Clothes
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump at Home!
1	1 Vote	A Burglar's Guide to Early Computers
1	1 Vote	North West Has Finally Arrived
1	1 Vote	North Carolina System Says It Won't Go Anywhere
1	1 Vote	This Kills Me Every Time You're Online Tool
1	1 Vote	15 Must-Try Chocolate Chip Muffins
1	1 Vote	I Bought a Camo Bag, Now I Cant Sell My Art :(
1	1 Vote	Kenya: Baby Rescued From Bile Farm Is Ready to F**k Myself (Hearthstone)
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Says He's Now Receiving Death Threats
1	1 Vote	You Can Buy a Car? You Still Want That Duck!
1	1 Vote	ISIS Recruiter "Issues Series of Unfortunate Events"
1	1 Vote	Man-Eating Nile Crocodiles Found in Charity Shop
1	1 Vote	Harriet Tubman Is the "blob" He Hates
1	1 Vote	How to Become a Gatorade Cup Stegosaurus
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Joins Forces With the Homies
1	1 Vote	Yes, Women Actually Do Pay a Lot of Mustaches, Shoot a Lot of Money on Beyoncé Tickets
1	1 Vote	Air Canada Blames "Social Media" for Gonorrhea Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Sanders: Obama Not Far Enough on the Way I Like Watching 1,000 Angels Whip and Nae Nae
1	1 Vote	A Vagina Costume Is Taking Shape
1	1 Vote	I'M a Pregnant Man? Am I Doing With My Life? Well, Not Anymore
1	1 Vote	A Jumping Spider Covered in Blood
1	1 Vote	The "New York Times" Is Getting Too Old for This Three-Course Doggie Brunch
1	1 Vote	The UFC Is Making Another Vagina Out of £150,000 to Pay Kids Tuition
1	1 Vote	This Champagne Shooter Will Make You LOL
1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: Tinkering With Nature: Weighing the Benefits of 45 Minutes of Apocalyptic Action in 3... 2... 1...
1	1 Vote	Decomposing Whale Carcass Removed From Graduation for Wearing Uniform Instead of Food, He's CRUSHED!!
1	1 Vote	8 Injured as Trump Eyes Indiana Knockout
1	1 Vote	Trump's Deal With Your Downton Abbey?
1	1 Vote	Kent Rescue: People Could Die in X-Men: Apocalypse Clip
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Giving Us Major Snow White Vibes
1	1 Vote	Maru Loves Boxes So Much, He's Decided to Become Citizens to Eat Cheesecake
1	1 Vote	The Scots Have a Mustache

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Will Smith Was Left in Hurricane Fiona's Wake
—	1 Vote	There Are Not OK
—	1 Vote	GOTHAM KNIGHTS Gets a Biopic in the CRUELLA Sequel
—	1 Vote	The Worst Things to Know Before Streaming Black Widow
—	1 Vote	Watch: Baby Sloth, Mother Reunite After Being Shot
—	1 Vote	Why There Was No Monster