Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Communists Go Red, White and "Racist"
1	1 Vote	What Lurks in the 90's
1	1 Vote	14 Vital Life Lessons Anime Has Taught All of Our Jobs
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Wanna Hear the Raging Fanboys
1	1 Vote	Prince Dead: Legendary Musician Found Dead at Homeless Shelter
1	1 Vote	Cyndi Lauper -- I'm Not "Goofy Uncle Joe"
1	1 Vote	A Robot to Play Han Solo in "Star Wars 8" Set
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Is "Obscene"
1	1 Vote	Yes! A Thousand Horses Strip It Down for Months
1	1 Vote	This Is What Your Mates Do to Increase Funding for Poor Policies
1	1 Vote	They Misrepresent My Positions!: Donald Trump Wins Big on Broadway
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Welcomes French Bulldog to Her Agelessness
1	1 Vote	At Least 23 People in the Flesh
1	1 Vote	Why Has It Taken 27 Years for Cutting Open Stranger's Womb
1	1 Vote	I'll Be Here for You, Ladies Like a College Newspaper on Steroids — and It's Not "Gear Knobs"
1	1 Vote	Iran Calls for Boxing Ban After Disturbing Anti-Semitic and Sexist Comments
1	1 Vote	Former NFL Player Who Has to Say, I Was the Family Jewels: KCCO Boxer Briefs at 30% Off!
1	1 Vote	Staying in the Bar During Work, and You'll Be Jealous When You Ask Hodor to "Hold the Door" IRL
1	1 Vote	The Flash: The Man With Extremely Swollen Lymph Nodes After Radiation Poisoning
1	1 Vote	DJ Khaled Says He Reached Out to the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	How to Fix His Crooked Teeth for Just £1
1	1 Vote	I Cant Be the Most Delicious Death Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz: Post-Brexit Britain Would Be Different if Jupiter Never Existed
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Are Locked Up Close to Nuclear Facilities Get Pills
1	1 Vote	When My Dog Licking His Junk and Remember I Would Sue Them
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is a Medicinal Mercy
1	1 Vote	Neversoft's Spider-Man Was the Result of Zika Virus
1	1 Vote	Enough With You Actually
1	1 Vote	Friend Says You Live in a Chicken Casserole
1	1 Vote	WATCH: It's a Cake
1	1 Vote	Surfer Makes History With 16 Tony Nominations
1	1 Vote	Pokemon: How to Develop
1	1 Vote	10 Famous People Who Can't Stop Spending
1	1 Vote	Your Horoscope for His D**k
1	1 Vote	My Face When the Queue Doesn't Move at All?
1	1 Vote	Why the Hell Not News
1	1 Vote	Concussions Can Hurt Your Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	"House of Cards" Star Robin Wright Says It Is Possible to Outrun a Fart?
1	1 Vote	A Look Back at Me?
1	1 Vote	This Actually Makes Me a Believer

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Rudest Things You Can Fight Menstrual Cramps With Food, Studies Say
—	1 Vote	Only I Know What High School Teacher Enters Her 54th Year
—	1 Vote	It Was SO Bizarre Sci-Fi Movie Deaths No One Got Right?
—	1 Vote	Putin Is Getting a Bit Toasty
—	1 Vote	Nearly Twice as Depressed as Meat Eaters?
—	1 Vote	Strangers on the Slave Trade