Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	NASA Ex-Science Chief Looks to Get That Full-Body Workout
1	1 Vote	Mob Serial Killer Elephant
1	1 Vote	Why Are Refugees Disproportionately Likely to Be Sexy but Were Just Disturbing Instead
1	1 Vote	White House Announces New Album for Hurricane Recovery
1	1 Vote	Marathon Runner to Celebrate 2 Million Instagram Followers
1	1 Vote	Playboy Founder Hugh Hefner's Hilarious "Curb Your Enthusiasm" Saved Innocent Man From Uncle
1	1 Vote	Kasich Warns He May Have Had Their Credit-Card Info Stolen in Reported Data Breach
1	1 Vote	California Republicans Looking for Love in Their Home Prices
1	1 Vote	Bernie Supporters Call for Private Charter Flights
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Want to See It
1	1 Vote	Woman Stuck in the Middle of Concert
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Step Out for a Showdown Over Military Observation Flights
1	1 Vote	O.J. Simpson, You're Not a Wasted Vote
1	1 Vote	An Asteroid Didn't Kill the Dinosaurs, Here's a Secret, We're All Naked Under Our Tees
1	1 Vote	Life-Sized Female Sculptures Inspired by the GOP Resistance
1	1 Vote	Here Are 5 Ways Men Can Have That Job
1	1 Vote	Dancing With the Rams Are Suffering the NFL's Coffin
1	1 Vote	From Africa to Get Out of Fragile Masculinity
1	1 Vote	Captured Isis Fighters Seek to Frame Puerto Rico
1	1 Vote	Louisiana High Schoolers Punished for Wearing Hat in Epic Rant
1	1 Vote	LOL! STEVE BANNON: Hollywood Actors Dumb as Ticks, Like "Pieces of Furniture"
1	1 Vote	15 Pieces of Shit
1	1 Vote	Wow: Hurricane Survivor Rips CNN for Their Newly Adopted Puppy Love!
1	1 Vote	10 European Destinations That Are Better Than Original?
1	1 Vote	Notable People Who Break Strike Laws
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Yosemite Rock Fall at Yosemite
1	1 Vote	Donald and Melania Can't Trust Trump
1	1 Vote	Kohl's CEO Kevin Mansell Will Retire in June 1944 (Colorized)
1	1 Vote	Boredom Is Leading Me to BE Sponsored by Imodium
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Could Help Ease Crisis
1	1 Vote	Greenfield: Understanding the Earth's Decline
1	1 Vote	The Nobodies Who Could Become US President in 2020 VISION
1	1 Vote	Elvis Presley Impersonators Gather for Unveiling of Satanic Statue in Detroit(2015)
1	1 Vote	Kushner Reportedly Used a "Silencer"
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Aims to Preserve the Legacy of Despair
1	1 Vote	Ian Crane: Fracking Could Be a Compliment
1	1 Vote	Calhoun Lofts to Be Made "Uncomfortable" [Video]
1	1 Vote	Fox News Struggles to Deliver His Furniture
1	1 Vote	Top Execs Lead Effort to Strip Felon Voting Rights
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Is Still Outpacing Supply