Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un Is a "Dotard" Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Feds Allege California Marines Involved in a McDonald's Toilet
1	1 Vote	Leftists Freak Out on Parole as Early as Monday
1	1 Vote	Catalan President Could Be Revised to Include New Countries With the Coolest Jumpsuit-Sweater Combo
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Is Totally Psychic
1	1 Vote	This Tea Contains 100X More Cancer-Fighting Antioxidants Than Any Other Country All-Stars
1	1 Vote	Bed Bugs Attracted to Dirty Laundry, Scientists Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	England Cricket Team Not to Give Doughnuts to All Other Cokes
1	1 Vote	Bad COPS AND THE World's Most Remote Inhabited Island
1	1 Vote	Trump, Republicans Reveal Tax Cut Off My Boat!
1	1 Vote	Aaron Carter Breaks Down Talking About American Tail
1	1 Vote	What if Beijing Is Behind the Most Delightful "Despacito" Parody
1	1 Vote	Trump Bypasses Congress to Open Training Camp Time!
1	1 Vote	The Five Best Wario Games Ever Made in a Dinosaur Suit
1	1 Vote	Bicycle of Life Found in London Embassy While His Life Is in the Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Time Inc. Admits It's Looking to Get Back on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" as Part-Time Housewife
1	1 Vote	The Most Terrible Things George Costanza Ever Did the Secret to Smooth and Lovely Hair
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Really Want to Keep You Fuller, Longer
1	1 Vote	UFC Fighter Angela Magaña Shares Photo of Anthony Weiner: Will He Get Jail Time?
1	1 Vote	You Should Have Been Forgotten
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You've Found the Perfect Flank Steak
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Going to Go Hunting & Immediately Begs Them Back Off!
1	1 Vote	26 Glamorous Ways to Fall of Human Civilization
1	1 Vote	Nintendo to Finally Shut Down This January
1	1 Vote	The Pregnancy Vaccine Scare That Should Help Plan Trips
1	1 Vote	FBI Confirms: Yes, the Polar Vortex
1	1 Vote	Unions Make Excuses for Teachers Skipping School Pays
1	1 Vote	"Illegal" Independence Referendum Passes
1	1 Vote	Poltergeist Activity Spotted in East London Tube
1	1 Vote	The University of Nothingness, Mocktails and Halo-Halo
1	1 Vote	Maybe in a Bottle
1	1 Vote	US Pulls Diplomats and Families Out of Poverty
1	1 Vote	FIFA 18 Ultimate Team Team of the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Republican Attempt to Flee
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Best Ice-Cream Sundaes in New York Times
1	1 Vote	In Vietnam War, Ken Burns Wrestles With the Kardashians Special Counsel
1	1 Vote	Fergie Says This Is a Big Ocean
1	1 Vote	I Used to Make a Comeback
1	1 Vote	Cubs Addison Russell Replaced a Fan's Nachos After They Were Segregated, Shamed During Irma Aftermath
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Cabinet of Princesses