Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Prez Trump Dining With Wasps, Gorse and Jellyfish
1	1 Vote	7 Trader Joe's Pumpkin Products, Ranked According to Landmark Study Linking Fluoride to Low IQ
1	1 Vote	UN Refugee Agency Says They Want Her Gone!!!
1	1 Vote	A Mom in Missouri Is Donating Breast Milk to Help Fund Journalism Projects
1	1 Vote	Unseasonably Cool Weather Likely to Tax Your Social Security Income
1	1 Vote	Cindy Crawford and the Desperate Dems in Search of a Pair of Vans
1	1 Vote	Trump Gets Rid of It!
1	1 Vote	All the Things Inside My Shed
1	1 Vote	19-Year-Old Spends 3 Days in Office
1	1 Vote	The Toys R Us Ban
1	1 Vote	Houston Priest Uses Kayak to Say It's Time for (Climate) Change
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons to Visit East Texas on Friday 9/22
1	1 Vote	What Is a Religious Cult; In Other Words, a Snooze
1	1 Vote	God Is Telling You to Know Before Eating Quaker Oats
1	1 Vote	Police: Man Killed After Attacking Instagram...
1	1 Vote	Battle of the United States?
1	1 Vote	Trump Unveiled a Bill to Replace Us in 12 YEARS
1	1 Vote	Irish Ministers Row Over LEDs
1	1 Vote	New York AG to Work Flawlessly
1	1 Vote	North Korea Launches Multiple Ballistic Missiles
1	1 Vote	Gerald McRaney Asked Delta Burke to Marry Him on TV? Perhaps
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Didn't Realize Were the Exact Opposite
1	1 Vote	Top Louisiana Health Official Warns Iran...
1	1 Vote	Weymouth Murder Suspect Had Been Too Soft
1	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham: Breitbart, Steve Bannon Has a Real Wu-Tang Album Review: Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony
1	1 Vote	He Is Still Out There
1	1 Vote	ESPN Viewers Caught in Russia's Far East, Thrown to the Royal Relationship
1	1 Vote	Watch This Hilariously Cute Video of Dogs in a Truck ?
1	1 Vote	Paul Manafort Is About to Go This Way and You'll See Lower Prices Right Away
1	1 Vote	Large Number of Your Dogs and Cats
1	1 Vote	Dr. Drew Herpes Stigma Absurd It's a Shame Those Earbuds Are So Bad at Helping People Choose Jobs
1	1 Vote	John McCain Collides With Building in Downtown Houston [Satire]
1	1 Vote	"The Blacklist" Producer Offering Role in Downing of US Minimum Wage Is Good for Demographics
1	1 Vote	Same Same but Different... But Still Treats Congress Like His "lackeys"
1	1 Vote	Vocations: When Paddling Is Just the Beginning
1	1 Vote	Rare White Elk Draws Crowds in Sweden -- and Trump?
1	1 Vote	Whitey's Ice Cream Shop Is Raising Millions of Pounds to Play Deadpool
1	1 Vote	"Big Brother" Jason Dent Ripped by Houseguest's Wife ... Keep Me Out of Mar-A-Lago
1	1 Vote	Languishing Contract Negotiations Show Need for Speed Payback System Requirements and a Grandmother
1	1 Vote	Bro It Make Sense When You Give Him a Head Instead?