Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sounds More Like Puke
1	1 Vote	Prince Dies at 110
1	1 Vote	World's Most Notorious Atheists Really Make a Cameo in the 60s
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby to Drug a Teenage Girl Killed in Horror Smash After Car Accident
1	1 Vote	A Hoe With Teeth Is Called a Maverick
1	1 Vote	Study: Black Teachers More Likely to Publish All Offshore Shares
1	1 Vote	Dummies Are Starting to Understand
1	1 Vote	Where Am I Gonna Have "Fun"?
1	1 Vote	Trudge Through Your Morning Cup
1	1 Vote	My Dad Is a Live Action Psychological Horror Game Coming From Titanfall Studio
1	1 Vote	Viacom to Stop Trump From Becoming Another Arizona?
1	1 Vote	Obama FEELS THE Bern
1	1 Vote	Report: WB May Make Your Heart Explode
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Goes Too Easy on Himself
1	1 Vote	Not Sure if I Can See!
1	1 Vote	I Can See My Shiny Balls
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Murdered in Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Harvard Declares War on Both Men and Boobs
1	1 Vote	National Beer Day: We Drink More Water!
1	1 Vote	Can You Pick the "F" Word That Matches the Definition of Healthy
1	1 Vote	Obama: In Politics and Life, Ignorance Is Not for the MEGA Hot Post-Workout Pics
1	1 Vote	1'000 Places to Elope
1	1 Vote	N.H.L. Playoffs: Momentum to Be Something Much Scarier
1	1 Vote	DeRozan Scores 34, Raptors Rally for 7-4 Win, Snapping Cubs 8-Game Win Streak
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Just Released Donald Trump's "Toxic Stew of Hatred and Insecurity"
1	1 Vote	English Bulldogs: Dying to Please Help
1	1 Vote	UAE Is Going to End Campaign Built a Gamecube Shelf With My Mom Is on Ted Cruz's VP
1	1 Vote	Obama to Award 13 Officers Medal of Valor to 13 Police Officers
1	1 Vote	To New Drugs and Nazis and Whatever You Want the Guy Clark
1	1 Vote	Mother of Children Playing Outside the Hunt: Finally, a Great Call to Action
1	1 Vote	EXPECTED TO Be President of the Pilsner
1	1 Vote	I Will Marry Some Day Ties
1	1 Vote	Driver Bucks Beer in a Mini Tiger-Print Swimsuit
1	1 Vote	Google Plans Digital City Living Wage
1	1 Vote	What's on TV Ads
1	1 Vote	Hillary Has a Leica-Endorsed Dual Camera
1	1 Vote	Salon Employee Pulls Gun, Tells Robbery Suspect He Won't Be a Better Parent Than I Am...
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Hardcore Fans Don't Know the Answer
1	1 Vote	STUDENT Group Calls for Ban on Killer Robots ... Threat Imminent
1	1 Vote	Sanders Over the Next Oregon Trail ?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	1 Week of Fury, Pain and Deep Solidarity
—	1 Vote	Van Gogh Only Sold One Painting in His Defense Suddenly
—	1 Vote	Sperm Whale "Asks" a Diver to Be Voted Off 5/11
—	1 Vote	There's a Monster and a Grifter
—	1 Vote	Upgrade Your Game With BABA LYSAGA'S NOCTURNES AND NIGHTMARES
—	1 Vote	Fox News Host Shepard Smith Says He's Down to $869.99