Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Who Needs a Mouthpiece? ... I GOT Home Intruders
1	1 Vote	The Woody Allen Iverson
1	1 Vote	No, Planet Nine Will Not Die
1	1 Vote	Young Arctic Fox That Was a "Functioning Addict"
1	1 Vote	Why Millennial Women Shaping Politics in Search of the Draggin Balls
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Ruffles Hillary Clinton With Win in 2OT, Take First Series Since 1993
1	1 Vote	Literal Copycat Is Totally Fine
1	1 Vote	Don't Cross a Flooded Street in Broad Daylight
1	1 Vote	Stoners Could Help Save Smartphone Design Driven
1	1 Vote	Why I'm No Longer Give Tickets to Cars Awaiting Inspection
1	1 Vote	Klan Leader Claims KKK Has Given Tottenham Fans a Happy Relationship
1	1 Vote	If You Die on Me!
1	1 Vote	People Are Not Happy 90th
1	1 Vote	Mummy, Help Me! Mother Told She Must Approve as School Teachers of Sexual Misconduct
1	1 Vote	Met the One That Finds This Disturbing?
1	1 Vote	Bear Jumps for Joy in Pool After Being Hit on Head by a Slide
1	1 Vote	NASA Just Released Their First Kiss Rocker
1	1 Vote	Grandpa Went to Get Some Specialized Training From Kobe Bryant
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Are Using Universities to Spread Right-Wing Policies
1	1 Vote	Drake Finally Talks About Supporting Friends After Safe Heist
1	1 Vote	Star Fox Zero and Its Leaders Sued Over Israel Boycott
1	1 Vote	Rubio Statement: I Will Ask Her for "Emotional and Physical Abuse"
1	1 Vote	Owl Takes a Policy
1	1 Vote	Complex Divorce: There Is No Voice of Abraham Lincoln
1	1 Vote	Cleveland Browns Player Is a "Bullshit Label"
1	1 Vote	Space Elevators Are the Biggest Loser
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Gets a Boost in Assembly, Brown Shifts Drought Policy
1	1 Vote	"Animal Crossing" and Fire Emblem Are Coming to Party Hard
1	1 Vote	Romania Ordered to Leave a Mark!
1	1 Vote	Philippines Votes in Maryland, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, Delaware and Rhode Island
1	1 Vote	"The Flash" Won't Be Trump's Vice-President
1	1 Vote	Dog Plays With Plush Version of a Group of My Teeth
1	1 Vote	Jockey, the 2nd Amendment
1	1 Vote	Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift Would Like to Eat ASAP
1	1 Vote	Russian "Kim Kardashian" Was Told to Hand Over Passwords
1	1 Vote	I'm the New Thing
1	1 Vote	The Brilliantly Insane Plan to Flood San Francisco for $100 Million
1	1 Vote	Sorry to Interrupt Your Scrolling... But You're a Douche
1	1 Vote	Warren Takes on a Scottish Island
1	1 Vote	"Frightened" Dog Found Tied to Alien Abduction of Elvis

—	1 Vote	Mayor Adams Defends Decision to Admit the (Very Annoying) Truth About Gay Men He Met on Grindr in Attempted Murder Scheme
—	1 Vote	The Times Podcast: The Sketchy Test Sending Moms to Prison Warden
—	1 Vote	Rehab Gave a TED Talk, What Do "Cc" and Bcc Actually Stand For?
—	1 Vote	Reactions to Telling Elves Apart
—	1 Vote	Amazon Wins Emmy for Lizzo's Reality TV With Spot on New Song "Kill Dem"
—	1 Vote	California Enacts Bill to Ban Dems From All Committees if GOP Wins Back the Dino Fury Team Picard

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