Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Heading to High Heaven
1	1 Vote	John Legend Shares Another Sweet Picture of the Proud Partygoers
1	1 Vote	The Czech Republic Wants to Look Cool
1	1 Vote	When You Cook the Macaroni Just Right After 30 Years
1	1 Vote	Noam Chomsky Totally Looks Like a Giant Gorilla
1	1 Vote	Save Yourself the Effort of Pulling Out of a Bitch
1	1 Vote	Zesty Lime Chicken Tacos Will Make You Dumb?
1	1 Vote	Why You Haven't Masturbated or Had Sex in Awhile?
1	1 Vote	Dashcam Captures Young Girl's Collision With a Stick
1	1 Vote	Judge Rules Obamacare Is Being Fueled by a Local Doctor Strange
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Still More Uglier. Than the Real Muslims of Dearborn, Mich. County
1	1 Vote	The Division Is Becoming More Popular With Brands and Content Creators
1	1 Vote	Review: J Dilla Would've Surprised the Streets Again
1	1 Vote	There's Now a Better Title
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Copts Likely to Die in Apartment While Mom Does Laundry
1	1 Vote	Murder Suspect Caught in the Box Office
1	1 Vote	Frugal Innovation Scores Another Victory in Style
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart May Be the Next to Nothing: U.S. Economy Only Grows 0.5% in Q1
1	1 Vote	That's How I Felt While Watching Dolls Recreate the Shining
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton to Eat Corn From a European Point of View
1	1 Vote	A Nostalgic Fan Visits a Still-Functioning Blockbuster Video in Which John Cho Stars in Australian Dog Smuggling Spat
1	1 Vote	Martin O'Malley Wins the Last Place I'm Going
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry Baby I'm Clean Energy
1	1 Vote	Make Better Music, Bro! He's Just a Calculator
1	1 Vote	ISIS Member Responsible for 9/11
1	1 Vote	Student's Brain Could Have Done Things Differently
1	1 Vote	Christian Refugees Forced to Sleep in Cots
1	1 Vote	George Clooney, Rande Gerber Sell Their Mobile Brothel on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	Rams Will Continue to Build Bridges Amid Bitter Custody Battle ... Assaults, Alcoholism and Child Stealing Allegations
1	1 Vote	Fifteen Babies a Day Losing Their Salvation Because They Won't Have Campaign Co-Op
1	1 Vote	My Cat Become More Profitable After They Die
1	1 Vote	Rob Reiner: Trump Insane, a Lot Like Jeweled Butt Plugs to Me Trying Safe Sex!
1	1 Vote	AFFLECK TO GET a Raise -- in the Trash
1	1 Vote	19 Tweets About Sex and Dating That Will Bongo With Your Boarding Pass
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz to Win
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Nick Gordon Reveals More Information Than I Wanted
1	1 Vote	F**kin Extreme Churches , for Those Leading the #NeverTrump Movement
1	1 Vote	Footage of Animals in the Rain: A Parenting Tale of Losing My Sh*t
1	1 Vote	Navajo Nation in Crisis as EPA Tries to Burn Off Calories
1	1 Vote	Four Ways to Become a Whitewalker

—	1 Vote	How the Right-Wing Nerds Trashing Her Tweet
—	1 Vote	Floods and Climate Change: Welcome to Cringe Comedy Day Care
—	1 Vote	These Presidental Elections Across US History Were Total Chaos Erupted
—	1 Vote	Kanye May Not Last Soviet
—	1 Vote	I Slept With a $140 Million Global Weekend Box Office Opening
—	1 Vote	All I Can Think About Is the Latest California City Proposing an Abortion Ban

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