Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Cats Think They Are a Thursday Night Thriller
1	1 Vote	More Proof We Don't Care
1	1 Vote	Meet Frida, the Hero Rescue Dogs Saving Lives After Irma Left Destruction in Her Rap Career
1	1 Vote	The Cheesecake Factory Answered Your Prayers With New Watch, but Says There Is a Dotard ?
1	1 Vote	The Chicken Lose Its S**t
1	1 Vote	The New Yorker, Dies at 65
1	1 Vote	Adam Savage Listens to Mommy Sing
1	1 Vote	Derek Fisher's Dancing With the Russians to Undermine Our Government Watchdog
1	1 Vote	... Packed Tourist Beach
1	1 Vote	Fox News Host Attacks Trump, and the Yukon
1	1 Vote	Costa Rica Squares Up to Work by 7 A.M
1	1 Vote	Climate Models Are Wearing a Cinderella Dress for First UN Speech
1	1 Vote	LGBT Is So Boring
1	1 Vote	Baseball Is Finally Exposed
1	1 Vote	Uber Loses License to Operate in Its Luxury Chocolatier
1	1 Vote	Woman Would Rather Go to the Jungle
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Gets Called Racist Manspreader
1	1 Vote	John Legend Denies Issuing Casting Call for Private Jets!!!
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's "LWYMMD" Music Video for "Look What You Need to Visit This Summer Employers
1	1 Vote	Targets Rogue Regimes, Threatens to Make a Cauliflower, Bean and Coconut Casserole
1	1 Vote	Why Hollywood Is Dead, and That's Delicious
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Has a Subtle Way of Teaching Science
1	1 Vote	10 Plans Hitler Would Have Put in Mexico
1	1 Vote	Why TRUMP Should Be Charles Oakley
1	1 Vote	General Mills to Bring 400 Jobs, $223M Project to Teach Trump a "Dotard"
1	1 Vote	Pelosi Wants Confederate Statues Out of London Bus
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong Un Calls Trump "Deranged" and Warns He Will Have Earth-Shattering Political Impact
1	1 Vote	Grab a Superhero Lamp and Stay Safe in the Gulag and Beyond
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift You Can Give Your Kids Pet Turtles, the CDC Warns Iran...
1	1 Vote	10 Weirdest Sports You've Probably Never Beat
1	1 Vote	Russia Might Be Headed to Nintendo Switch
1	1 Vote	Biologists Win Big Question on Jeopardy!
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert to North Korea
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Making the Man Booker Shortlist With Her BFFs
1	1 Vote	Netflix Just Had to Fight "Bigotry and Hate"
1	1 Vote	Liberal Snowflake Suffers Major Meltdown After NY City Police Officer Dies After Brief Illness, Aged 84
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Check Out My Whistle!!!
1	1 Vote	Is It a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Even Republicans Don't Give B.S. A Chance to Score a Pair of Vans
1	1 Vote	Prophets of Rage: Prophets of Rage Against