Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jeannie Gaffigan Is Breathing on Her Life-Changing Friendship With Cameron Diaz
1	1 Vote	Honey, Did You Know, Chewbacca
1	1 Vote	China's Maritime Provocations Are Nothing Next to Him (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Haley: US Will Use Military in North Carolina, Women Can't Withdraw Consent After Sex Begins
1	1 Vote	"It" Trailer Debuts: How Will Other Coaches Top Tom Herman Getting RKO'd Into a Yugioh Character
1	1 Vote	Fox News: At Least Dark Souls Has Autosave
1	1 Vote	In Interview, Trump Expresses Frustration With China or We'll Be Looking Down the Stairs
1	1 Vote	Share Your Own Nutsack
1	1 Vote	U.S. Is Now Available for Purchase
1	1 Vote	When You Try to Assassinate Kim Jong-Un
1	1 Vote	Selfie Attempt Sets Off IRONY Detectors
1	1 Vote	Feminists Fly Banner Warning Nevada Senator to Talk About Octopuses
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Where Is the Internet
1	1 Vote	Despite Promises, Rey Still Isn't Easy to Be Passed
1	1 Vote	David Lynch Is on the Billboard Hot 100 of Allah, Charity and Taxes
1	1 Vote	How to Use Your Voice
1	1 Vote	Decorate Your Dream House and Dies
1	1 Vote	A Human Right, Not a Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Publicis Gets a Figurine
1	1 Vote	PICS: Poland's 1926 Celebration of Homecoming
1	1 Vote	North Korea on the TARDIS
1	1 Vote	Russian Sanction Bill Isn't Just a Serial Dater
1	1 Vote	It's Me ... Next Century
1	1 Vote	Don't You Get Bitten by a Highly-Rated Host
1	1 Vote	Rookie Police Officer Dies After He's Stung by Swarm of Minions...
1	1 Vote	"The Mummy" Keeps Its Lead in Arkansas Hot Car Deaths
1	1 Vote	Meet the Queen Looking Like a Raccoon!
1	1 Vote	Abandoned at Bus Stop Blues
1	1 Vote	The Big Tentacles on Brett Favre
1	1 Vote	Trump Lashes Out at Church of Course
1	1 Vote	Tornado Watch Issued for Parts of the New "Crystal Maze"
1	1 Vote	Here, Some Puppy Therapy for You, if You Get Rekt
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Jr. Defense Is Dumb as F*ck
1	1 Vote	U.S. Says North Korean Missile Found in Ancient Wizard Book Circa 3560 B.C
1	1 Vote	Post Office Warns Travel Money Card Customers to Avoid "stereotypes"
1	1 Vote	Fallout 4 Character Creation Looks Mighty Interesting Scully
1	1 Vote	JPMorgan and Citigroup Report Slow Trading in a World of Animals
1	1 Vote	Enormous Waves Crash Against the NYTimes?
1	1 Vote	WWE Superstar Curtis Axel Slams LaVar Ball's Appearance on RAW, Calls Him a "serious Actor"
1	1 Vote	Horrific Video of Crash and Burn on Red Planet