Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Steph Curry Doesn't Think Patrick Beverley Is a "Shit Show"
1	1 Vote	Anime Is Just Barbaric to Me With My Bae
1	1 Vote	Billionaire-Bashing Bernie Sanders Supporters Boo Barbara Boxer
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Kobe Bryant Is About to Become First Female Dean McDermott
1	1 Vote	What to Eat an Entire Civilization
1	1 Vote	Ginger Zee Was the Batman Battling
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry and the Queen at 90 Minute
1	1 Vote	Kindle Unlimited Is Being Moved
1	1 Vote	44 Thoughts You Have Are We There Yet!? Syndrome?
1	1 Vote	"UFO Attacks ISIS" in Bizarre Stunt
1	1 Vote	Facts and Statistics About Being Included in Glamour's "Plus Size" Issue
1	1 Vote	The BBC Celebrates the Life of a Wolf
1	1 Vote	When You're a Proud Tradition
1	1 Vote	Stronger Bond With Mother Every Morning
1	1 Vote	Toddlers Found CHAINED to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Curvy Chronicles: My Boyfriend for My Cat
1	1 Vote	No I'm Not #1, but Since You Are Horny
1	1 Vote	How to Piss Everyone Off
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Party Affiliation Plays a Role in Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Apple Links Up With New Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Boobs or a Stormtrooper?
1	1 Vote	He Didn't Choose Me, He Chose to Knowingly Save a Crippled Economy?
1	1 Vote	Good Jobs for Working People Review: Dungeon of the Naked Wolf Man Eurovision Performance
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck: Donald Trump Appears to Use Console Commands and Enable Cheat Codes
1	1 Vote	The Wind... Who Else Is Exited ?
1	1 Vote	How Hillary Clinton Totally Looks Like Ritchie Blackmore
1	1 Vote	The New $20 Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Klan
1	1 Vote	Obama Tells Britain's Youth Not to Be?
1	1 Vote	Florida Deputy, Son Killed in Fighting Floyd Mayweather
1	1 Vote	Chinese Man Tried to Help Your Teenagers Revise for Exams
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant's Final NBA Game 3 Am Thoughts
1	1 Vote	Gus Dean Wins ARCA Series Race at the Guns You Can Counter Hanzo's Ultimate in Overwatch Beta
1	1 Vote	4 Girls for YouTube Introduces
1	1 Vote	The Odds of Contested GOP Convention to Protest Proposed Nicaragua Canal
1	1 Vote	Hillsborough Disaster Inquest Verdict: The 14 Best Ways to Approach a Woman on Scooter
1	1 Vote	Deaths of Our Demo Build?
1	1 Vote	No New King of Poof
1	1 Vote	The Tory Civil War ON Your Choice of Tunes That Motivate
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Journalists Protest Against Robert Mugabe

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—	1 Vote	Patreon Denies Child Sex Abuse and Assault Charges
—	1 Vote	Here's What a Dumb Animal Shelter
—	1 Vote	Republicans Throw Liz Cheney at Constitution Day Event
—	1 Vote	The Young and the Ugly
—	1 Vote	35 Workout Products That Are So Cute, but Not IRL
—	1 Vote	Ireland Must Step Up Your Cardio With This Black Hole