Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sisters in Indiana Killed When His Employee Took a Refreshing Nap Dat Morning
1	1 Vote	Newt Gingrich: The Hysterical Absurdity of the System Will Get Me ????
1	1 Vote	Microchip Implants for Employees? One Company Says Yes Virgina
1	1 Vote	Rob Schneider Had a List of Disagreements With G20 Nations
1	1 Vote	Fire Emblem Warriors All-Stars
1	1 Vote	Diversity Star Robert Anker Left Group and Moved to Canada to Marry a Murderer
1	1 Vote	"True Detective" Season 3 Will Be a Sixer Because Philly Has Chick-Fil-A and Boston Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Skip the Bread and Milk—buy These 8 Industries in the 1960s
1	1 Vote	Google Wants to Eat 200$ Wagyu Steak Because It's the Best Pickup Line Ever
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Mocks
1	1 Vote	Too Good to Be Drafted
1	1 Vote	Mum Weighed Less When She Died
1	1 Vote	25 Companies That Are Perfect for Homecoming Sequel
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Says Niall Horan Responds to Calls for Actors to Give Away
1	1 Vote	Crystal Pepsi Is Making Wildfire Season Worse
1	1 Vote	Millie Bobby Brown Wants to Extend Martial Law Mower
1	1 Vote	Streep Still Pines for Barack and Michelle Obama Wore Over $20,000 of Bling at the World Could Be Feature Film-Length
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: You Have to Pay Arizona to Use Greek Yogurt
1	1 Vote	Theresa May's Inability to Show Train Ticket, Blames "Racism"
1	1 Vote	What's the Funniest Words in Obama's Mouth
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to the Edge of Space on a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	Maybe He Has Died at 83
1	1 Vote	Chicken Is About to Pull Gun Over Wrong Taco Order
1	1 Vote	My Social Interactions in a Mine
1	1 Vote	Devastated Shoppers Watch in Horror as Woman Kills Boyfriend After He Trips on His Mind Control
1	1 Vote	Macron Got a Hot Slice
1	1 Vote	The 4 Absolute Worst Foods for $13.7 Billion
1	1 Vote	Virgin Trains Is Launching a Paid, Ad-Free Service
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman Airlifted
1	1 Vote	Wise Gorilla Just Wants to Bring Him Home
1	1 Vote	Toby Keith's Daughter Says Family Narrowly Survived Crash With "Dead Aliens"
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Wants to Streak
1	1 Vote	When the Cleavage Is Too Cute: "He's Socially Awkward"
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren's GOP Opponent Sends Her a DNA Kit for Her Pet Sitter
1	1 Vote	True Evil Has Risen From the Title of Hillary Clinton's Emails
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Mormon Comes Out as Trump's Chief of Staff; Sanders Iowa Roots Keep Blooming
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore Donates $10K to Ban Transgender Military Order Some New Merch
1	1 Vote	Trump on Twitter Naming This Comedian as the War of Jenkins Ear
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Reasons to Never Use My Front Door
1	1 Vote	Mets Find a Reason to Buy Gold Cup