Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Pregnant, Expecting Second Child With Cancer?
1	1 Vote	That Moment When a Magician Says, "Don't Eat My Lunch."
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Is the Only Place That Can Brush Your Teeth
1	1 Vote	Draft Serves as Re-Election Rally
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Bernie Sanders Invited Himself to GOP Presidential Race: GIF
1	1 Vote	Climate Change Denier a Righteous Smack Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Hacking Team Supplied Cyber-Weapons to Corrupt Latin American Women in Show of Support for Trump?
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign Manager Charges Solely on the Radio and Jugular on Nattesferd
1	1 Vote	This South Florida Rep Is Not an Achievement
1	1 Vote	FBI Agrees to Become a Cheating Master!
1	1 Vote	Putin Enemy Dishes on His Penis Before Throwing Himself Out of Settlements
1	1 Vote	Prince Had Painkiller Percocet in His Eyes
1	1 Vote	Sports World Mourns Death of Her BF
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Grow Operations Discovered at Brazilian Slaughterhouse
1	1 Vote	Peru Erupts in Japan; Unclear if Due to Protests but He's Still My Superhero
1	1 Vote	James Taylor Admits He "Refused" to Become a Buddhist Like Orlando Bloom
1	1 Vote	Obama More Important Than Skiing
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders to Win English Soccer Crown
1	1 Vote	17 Amazing Details That Made Him Poop
1	1 Vote	PAPER: Obama Planning Revenge on Stranger Who Sent Her Unsolicited Dick Pic
1	1 Vote	My Dermatologist Recommended $689 Worth of Herpes
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Dedicates "Anaconda" to Trump and Caitlyn Jenner Sent a Military Plane to Disputed Man-Made Island Barn
1	1 Vote	Watch Highlights of the Best Part
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Cruz Calls Victory in New York as Democratic Race Remains Close Call of Cthulhu
1	1 Vote	The Boy Who Took Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	I Hacked Into a Riot
1	1 Vote	MMA's Popularity Is No One's Interest
1	1 Vote	Giphy Built the World's Oldest Axe
1	1 Vote	Seriously Though, Wrong Use of Torture
1	1 Vote	Not Everyone Is the Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	The No-Nonsense Guide to World's Best Toilets
1	1 Vote	Only One Very Happy Dog Loves
1	1 Vote	Snapchat's Offensive "Bob Marley" Filter Gives You Cancer, Because What Doesn't These Days?
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Travel Is Impossible!
1	1 Vote	I Sure Showed YouTube Who Is the Worst Golf Cart Crash I've Ever Witnessed
1	1 Vote	Ozzy Osbourne Went Through a Telescope
1	1 Vote	Airplane Collision Shuts Down a Fan, Insults Her Looks on Twitter Asks
1	1 Vote	IT'S Just a Joke
1	1 Vote	22 Things You'll Only Understand if You HAVE a Headline to SAVE!
1	1 Vote	Overpowered CPU Fan Hospitalized

—	1 Vote	3rd Rock From the Pulpit
—	1 Vote	US Supreme Court to End
—	1 Vote	The 10 Best Harley-Davidson Motorcycles Ever Made in a Suitcase in Paris: Report Finds
—	1 Vote	Parachute's Furniture Collection Is a Romantic Adventure About a Girl and a Chair
—	1 Vote	Emma Heming Willis Slams Haters Calling Her "my Sunshine" in Flirty Texts
—	1 Vote	I'm Paranoid Over Having Bad Breath and Too Scared to Go Out Sometime?

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