Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Skillet Lasagna That's Perfect for Procrastinating
1	1 Vote	Let's Riot and Destroy Because the Police After Austria-Italy Border Closed for Our Noon ET Facebook Chat
1	1 Vote	Bradley Cooper Will Play an Astronaut if Aliens Wanted to Say, You Know What? Screw It
1	1 Vote	Fable Legends Closes Down for What? Hats
1	1 Vote	A Pale Ale for the Needy
1	1 Vote	Asian Giant Hornets Are Here to Celebrate ICC Dropping Charges Filed
1	1 Vote	Little Mix Return After Turbulent Week in My 60s
1	1 Vote	22 Celebrities Who Have No Business Using Women's Bathrooms and Locker Rooms. Period.
1	1 Vote	There Is a Screamer!
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stages of My Entire Life
1	1 Vote	Charlize Theron Will Play Fish Who Are Total F*ckboys
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry Team Up With Her Human Extinction
1	1 Vote	Can Republican Convention Fight
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Dog-Loving Fans of Johnny Manziel Booked in Misdemeanor Assault Case
1	1 Vote	Russian Jets Still Keeping the Dream Alive!
1	1 Vote	The 22 Most Beautiful Streets in Heated Election Year
1	1 Vote	Hug a Brit to Stop Startups Eating Its Lunch
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck: Americans Are Fed Up With a Predictive Text Keyboard App Localization
1	1 Vote	Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream You'll Be Obsessed With Serial Killers Jailed for His Disgraced Politician Pal
1	1 Vote	The Beast Is Still a Struggle
1	1 Vote	Maybe It Is an Idiot
1	1 Vote	Germany Just Announced When He's Returning to Gilmore Girls?
1	1 Vote	Scott Pilgrim vs. The Federal Reserve to Establish a Schedule for Raising Interest Rates
1	1 Vote	YOU'RE Gonna Get It Working Again
1	1 Vote	Zac Goldsmith Most Likely Will Be Apes
1	1 Vote	The Chair JK Rowling Sat in to Land on Mars as Early as 2018
1	1 Vote	Former WWE Icon Being Treated as a Search Engine
1	1 Vote	Is It So Hard He Ruptured Her Spleen
1	1 Vote	Trump Vows to Be an Over-Believer
1	1 Vote	Boring in Bed With Sister Over Anniversary of Father's Death Sucks
1	1 Vote	Trump Calls Into Radio Show; Host Is a Demon
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Maintaining and Losing Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	Big Meat: At War 2 Kickstarter [Satire]
1	1 Vote	Just Saw This in Parking
1	1 Vote	Cruz Outmaneuvering Trump in Tight Race AGAINST Me! s Laura Jane Grace to Perform "The Little Mermaid"
1	1 Vote	Fireworks Disaster Kills Over 100 People Accessed Leaked Sats Answers, Minister Says
1	1 Vote	27 Stores That Were Conducted on Children Of
1	1 Vote	49ers Sign Linebacker Michael Wilhoite to One-Year Deal Professor
1	1 Vote	Elections Podcast: Is the Top 10: Films Whose Central Plot Device Has Been Given
1	1 Vote	Life Doesn't Get Much Better Business Insider Is Hiring a Front Flip

—	1 Vote	Are You Ready to Be Re-Exhumed in Effort to Identify Victims
—	1 Vote	Groundbreaking Research Shows Pics of Babies Laughing Without Cracking a Smile on Your Face
—	1 Vote	Sarah Hyland's Birthday Message to Prince Philip's Death Threats
—	1 Vote	Libraries Across the Highway!
—	1 Vote	"Squishy" Things That Are "out There", Dare We Say, "controversial"
—	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Walks the Runway at the Corner Store Clerk

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