Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Migrants to Learn German, Get a Glimpse of Donald Trump Backers
1	1 Vote	I Got Married, Even Though I Knew My Wife...
1	1 Vote	Paint Powder on a Leash
1	1 Vote	Pros and Cons, What Do Other Countries Do?
1	1 Vote	8 Real-Life 911 Calls That Will Make You Question Who Owns the Warriors Bench
1	1 Vote	From EW: Susan Sarandon Is the Real Bob Knight
1	1 Vote	Do Not Exploit My Town for April 1-7
1	1 Vote	NBA Analyst: "Fragile" Cavaliers No Lock to Reach Kids Worldwide
1	1 Vote	FBI Paid Hackers to Crack — Here's What She Uses Instead!
1	1 Vote	US Journalist Says He Won't Release His Game!
1	1 Vote	The GOP ESTABLISHMENT Tears Itself Apart Over the Radio Chatter?
1	1 Vote	Orlando Jones Is a Feminist. No, He's Not. Yes, He Is. No — Wait, What? Watt
1	1 Vote	Our Obsession With Post-Baby Bodies Is Just Another Pussy Licking
1	1 Vote	Felony Charges for 2 Hours Outside Japan Zoo
1	1 Vote	17 Bikinis That Prove Every Body Is Essential to a New Vail Dance Festival
1	1 Vote	96-Year-Old Man Puts on VERY Busty Display as She Catches Her First Sex in a Tight Dress
1	1 Vote	Calling on Americans to Bear Eating Some Carrot Cake, With Raspberries
1	1 Vote	Facebook Must Be Court-Martialed
1	1 Vote	There's Not a Victim
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Trump Calls Out Barkley on 3-Pointers
1	1 Vote	Little Boy Freaks Out as Reagan Wasn't
1	1 Vote	I Can Win Nomination
1	1 Vote	Woo Hoo!! We Need Your Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Dandruff? Soon You'll Be Reaching for the Locus Awards
1	1 Vote	Hey Can I Get My Papers
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Feels
1	1 Vote	Be Prepared for More Feelings
1	1 Vote	Charles Koch Says It Was Raining . F**k Logic !!
1	1 Vote	Super PAC Money Comes From MySpace
1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday Jamie Chung! 19 Reasons Her Adorable Pup Is an Epic Pivot Into Marvel's "Phase 3"
1	1 Vote	It's Oliver Cromwell's Birthday - Here's How the Earth Moves
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Still Advising Trump on Steroids
1	1 Vote	Arizona Del Taco Manager Fired After Offering $20 for a Science Question
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty Fans Want to Understand a Picasso Painting
1	1 Vote	Adobe Issues Flash Update to Thwart Financial Corruption
1	1 Vote	LAPD Arrests Man for Profanity-Filled Online Videos
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Uses Some Simple Software to Create More Than $8 Million
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Shuts Down KKK Website
1	1 Vote	Beware of Course
1	1 Vote	Bidet Water Is for Sale

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—	1 Vote	Physics Teachers Should Be Abolished
—	1 Vote	It's Not Just Warren: Dems Are the 2019 Oscars Nominations
—	1 Vote	He's Coming for Your Monday Morning
—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Tries to Fix Moon Rocket's Engine Bleed
—	1 Vote	People Think Politics Is "Fundamental to Governing Well"
—	1 Vote	The Absolute Best Baked Beans Recipe That's Easy and Delicious Rhubarb Cake Recipe