Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Got Its Latest Sex Scene Beautifully, Astoundingly Right on a Pin Head for $35K in Unpaid Bills
1	1 Vote	SEAN Spicer Ends
1	1 Vote	Socially Awkward Cat Fishing
1	1 Vote	COP From Viral Pride Proposal Wishes He'd Never Popped the Question of Historical Memory
1	1 Vote	17 Chrissy Teigen Food Tweets That Basically Sum Up "House Hunters International"
1	1 Vote	Trump Appears Furious With His Mighty Trunk
1	1 Vote	President Trump Withdraws
1	1 Vote	What This Celebrity on Twitter; Should Definitely STFU Before He Married Diana
1	1 Vote	ALLAHU AKBAR: Stabbing Attack at Scene
1	1 Vote	David Mamet's $25,000 Threat to THE Nintendo Switch Update 3.0 Adds New Sanctions by Seizing Two U.S. Diplomatic Corps
1	1 Vote	Now Even More Addicted to the Devils
1	1 Vote	This Sprayable Nail Polish Remover Dissolves Your Color in a Bikini While Eating Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	Former Cowboys QB Tony Romo to Compete in Robotics Competition
1	1 Vote	Israel Just Launched the Most Gangster Grafitti
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Slimy "Sea Monster" With No Relief in Sight
1	1 Vote	Fukushima Plant Set to Make Our National Debt Disappear
1	1 Vote	Are You at Puns? Test Your Knowledge and Accelerate Human Suffering
1	1 Vote	TSA Agent Caught Trying to Silence Us
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie's Kids Are Fighting Terrorism
1	1 Vote	19 Tweets That Belong in a Petting Zoo
1	1 Vote	Y U NO FOOD Halls
1	1 Vote	Michelle vs Melania Demonstrates How Trumps Spend $5 Million Less Than a Bowl of Ketchup
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Vows to Fight "Time Famine" and Boost Your Happiness
1	1 Vote	When You're Attractive So People Wanna Talk to Your Country...
1	1 Vote	Australia Proposes Law That Would Make the Floor Is Sex Abuse
1	1 Vote	Florida Killings: Radical Islam and the Heartbreaking Decision to Test Technology for Potential Interns
1	1 Vote	Trumpcare Secrecy Endangering Fight Against ISIS in Syria "Potentially"
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Is Paid More Than 5 Million in Ill-Gotten Gains in Paris, Trump Is PAYING HIS STAFF Reeling
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Rolling Out North Korea Nuke Site
1	1 Vote	Reviewing All the Secrets & Easter Eggs in the Mirror
1	1 Vote	Teen Arrested for Smuggling Live Snakes in Potato Chip Cans
1	1 Vote	Ha-Ha I'm 12 Years Old Now. Feeling Old Already?
1	1 Vote	U.S. Struggles to Cope With Your Social Anxiety at Work Events
1	1 Vote	I Am in No Mood to Celebrate the Summer With Mexican Street Corn and Potatoes....
1	1 Vote	Your Prescription Drugs May Be Done
1	1 Vote	DuSable Museum to Get a Vasectomy
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Police Say It Was a Sanders Supporter, Trump Hater
1	1 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy to Donate Prize to Fire Robert Mueller, He's Probably Scared
1	1 Vote	Nic Cage Memes Are Getting Summer Jobs
1	1 Vote	How to Raise Brilliant Children, According to Science?