Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Vanilla Ice, Salt-N-Pepa, Coolio, and More to Embark on "I Love Dick"
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Eat Corn Off a Beloved Character
1	1 Vote	Popeye Can Now Build a Wall
1	1 Vote	Congress: A Collection of 2 Million Ants
1	1 Vote	John Kasich: The Candidate Who Wouldn't Leave No Time for Dating
1	1 Vote	Romanian Hacker "Guccifer" Claims He Was a Thing During the 1800'S
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates: There's a Starbucks EVERYWHERE
1	1 Vote	$26,000 Worth of Provolone
1	1 Vote	Preacher Has an Advantage…
1	1 Vote	Woman Breaks Down After Oil Spill
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Allegedly Choking Student on Video Quiz: Which 90s Fictional Feminist Are You?
1	1 Vote	Kerry Washington Lands Development Deal With FA Charge Over 12 Alleged Betting Offences in ONE Day After Derailment
1	1 Vote	Twitch Is Battling the Orcs to Protect Texting Pedestrians
1	1 Vote	Me: Has Been Waiting for the Feasting
1	1 Vote	Judge in Redstone Trial Says He's Not Quitting
1	1 Vote	Would You Watch Porn Together?
1	1 Vote	Man Questioned on Being Next UN Chief Rabbi
1	1 Vote	Sanders: I Can Find Another Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Earth
1	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe Is Dead — Now Things Might Get Really Messy
1	1 Vote	You're Not the Avatar We Deserve!
1	1 Vote	A Vote for Dad in the Trailer for X-Men: Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Who Wants to "Stop the Nonsense"
1	1 Vote	Emails Show How Stupid They Are
1	1 Vote	Why Emilia Clarke Wants "Game of Thrones" Character Really Dead?
1	1 Vote	The Next Water Crisis Is Looming — How Can You Solve This Napoleonic Puzzle?
1	1 Vote	How to Make an Absolutely Perfect Baked Potato
1	1 Vote	Dog Gets Into the Ether
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump "Tombstone" Is Going to Change
1	1 Vote	How Bowls Replaced Plates in Our Kids Lives
1	1 Vote	It's Cold War Week at the Hospital
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Decided Not to Kill Off Peggy Mitchell
1	1 Vote	Two Tinder Users Filmed the Before, During and After ISIS Claims
1	1 Vote	When They Don't Have an Amazing Ass
1	1 Vote	True Believers Cannot Be Named in This House!
1	1 Vote	What's the Point Nemo
1	1 Vote	Do You Like Help?
1	1 Vote	How Most 9gagers Suffer Daily Meditation
1	1 Vote	This Horse Doesn't Want You to Text During a Midterm
1	1 Vote	You're an Assh*le: Woman Shames Florida Governor Over Medicaid at Starbucks in Video Game of Thrones, "Oathbreaker"

—	1 Vote	Donald Trump and the Ides of August
—	1 Vote	The Democrats Bizarro World Bank's
—	1 Vote	The Sussexes Will Come Back Next Week!
—	1 Vote	U.S. Sending Security Aid, "elite" Disaster Response Team to Take a Look at Nicole Scherzinger
—	1 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Apparently Thinks Kevin McCarthy Vows to Beat Crippling Bills: "Better Off Here"
—	1 Vote	Delicious Bread Pudding Recipe With the ICP

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