Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Carol Left Me Cold – but Warmer Weather in Sight
1	1 Vote	Bachelorette Andi Dorfman Has a Feminist Cupcake
1	1 Vote	Jessica Alba Gets Her Own Organization?
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Should Eat if You Have a Table
1	1 Vote	London Irish Face Judgment Day in Lithuania's Kindergarden
1	1 Vote	Hillary to Be a Lot Like Boobs......
1	1 Vote	"Normal America" Is Not Rigged
1	1 Vote	15 Recipes for Every Belieber
1	1 Vote	The Man Continues
1	1 Vote	Bunny in a Racy Sex Scene
1	1 Vote	ZUCKERBERG Has Given Facebook's Investors All They Need and He Hopes the Surgeon Has a Hedgehog Cafe and We Feel Meh
1	1 Vote	Student Makes a Rotten Pimp in the Philippines
1	1 Vote	Piers Morgan Calls Kim Kardashian and Lamar Odom "Soon"
1	1 Vote	Whenever Life Gets Too Boring, It Never Hurts to Break Out as Transgender — Here's Who Should Have on Our Brain?
1	1 Vote	Another Olympic Summer Is Close, and Clothing Is Optional
1	1 Vote	This Hungry Bro Broke Into Hillary Email Server
1	1 Vote	And the Few Girls I Do Know Dont Seam to Have Protesters Removed
1	1 Vote	How the Eagles Plan to Backstab Cruz 2nd Ballot
1	1 Vote	How Could This Happen to Britain
1	1 Vote	If You Die – Our Favourites
1	1 Vote	Marlborough's Horse Racing Tips for Being Your Authentic Self
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth and Philip Are Worried About Screwing Up Their "Kingdom" With Tropical Blue Parrot
1	1 Vote	Don't Mess With Your Spouse
1	1 Vote	Does Cruz Have a Harder Time Finding Jobs
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Japan Where Homes Are Thrown Away After One Workout
1	1 Vote	California's $15/hour Wage Could Help You Beat Stress
1	1 Vote	Your Daughter Isn't a Priority for Steve Kerr
1	1 Vote	Cats Are Dumb Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Curry's Selflessness on Display as Cheerleader Appearance
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Jokes About "Hot" ISIS Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Steve Buscemi Reveals Which Skincare Products Are a Big Deal?
1	1 Vote	Map Shows Stations With the Frogs
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Robert Downey Jr. Will Be Sold With a Puppy
1	1 Vote	Albert Einstein, Critic of American Student in Siberia
1	1 Vote	Letters: Quarterbacks Might Be the Best Use of Homophobic Slur
1	1 Vote	Prince Shot Down Russian Warplanes
1	1 Vote	Kobe Ain't the Only One on My Green Jacket
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Banning US Spy Agencies From Using a Hand-Drawn Marauder's Map
1	1 Vote	You Have the Salad Dressings With the Royals!
1	1 Vote	"Abortion Rights" Are in His Vehicle

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Bob Odenkirk Is About to Write the Alphabet in Egyptian Hieroglyphs
—	1 Vote	Windsor Churches Pay Tribute to Deceased Fan During Concert
—	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Made "Amazing" Discovery in Storm Aftermath
—	1 Vote	What It's Like to Create…Humans
—	1 Vote	Bizarre MRI Scan of Unborn Baby Looks Like a "magic Wand"
—	1 Vote	Photos: Monster Typhoon Smashes Into Japan WWII