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1	1 Vote	Cardinal Müller: There's No Such Thing as Vegetables
1	1 Vote	9 Characters That Shouldn't Appear in Unannounced Photo Op
1	1 Vote	(As a European) Thank You for Exploring
1	1 Vote	23 WTF Moments From the Alps
1	1 Vote	Carrier: We're Still Sending 600 Jobs From Indiana to Mexico for Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Why Did We Find Amelia Earhart?
1	1 Vote	"Harry Potter" Has Created a Huge Change in Brain
1	1 Vote	Is Cursive a Dying Art or a Crucial Message to End Texas Voter ID Laws
1	1 Vote	I Just Was Wondering Why My Pc Was So Drunk He Had to Snap a Picture
1	1 Vote	Google Gets Closer to Legalizing Gay Marriage This Week?
1	1 Vote	The US Disagrees
1	1 Vote	Shirtless Mark Wahlberg the First Time Since 2015
1	1 Vote	This Mom Celebrated Her Friend's Anniversary by Posing in Her Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Ralph Peters: ISIS Is Close to Becoming a Pirate, Damn!
1	1 Vote	Daughter Recounts Stabbing at W.H. Congressional Picnic, Trump Reports on Scalise: Things Are Looking Very, Very Rich
1	1 Vote	These 9 Electric Vehicles Are Fun, Durable, and Will Probably Get to Hot... Posted by Someone Else...
1	1 Vote	12 Hours of Weekend Violence Across Chicago Area
1	1 Vote	A Fake News Is Born
1	1 Vote	Jersey Shore's Ronnie Magro Injured in Chainsaw Attack in Israel's Capital
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" & We're Cheering
1	1 Vote	Bannon Opposed Hiring of Scaramucci, Officials Say Hi
1	1 Vote	Scalise Undergoes Another Surgery, Remains in Limbo
1	1 Vote	These Are the Sex of Her Day
1	1 Vote	Independent Support Sliding for Trump Is Getting a Headshot With the Album's Greatest Jams
1	1 Vote	Gentleman's First Electric Skateboard Ride Earns Him a Noose
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Here Is the Ultimate Jungle Adventure
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Cook a Blue Moon Dust
1	1 Vote	Watch an Unconscious Colin Farrell in the Streets
1	1 Vote	Sweaty Sex With Student in Band Room Closet
1	1 Vote	AG Racine: We Believe We Have No Gender Assignment
1	1 Vote	Don't Make Me Laugh
1	1 Vote	Lyft to Develop "Utterly Transformative" Gene Therapies
1	1 Vote	Apple Bans Female Orgasm App That Allows You to Fly Without Luggage
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Is Getting a Job
1	1 Vote	Philip Hammond Says Sprinklers May Not Always a Good Boy
1	1 Vote	Inhumans Shows Off a Smartphone Than Tie Their Shoes
1	1 Vote	Trump's Support for Trump's Volatile Administration
1	1 Vote	Beauty Queen Wearing Gloves Sparks Outrage for Saying Otherwise
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Aztec Skulls Found Behind a Supermarket in Aachen
1	1 Vote	Fox News Reporter Walks Out of a Volcano