Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	LIVE: Obama and His Olympic Hopes
1	1 Vote	She Needs a Mother
1	1 Vote	"Vampire Killer" to Be Proud
1	1 Vote	The Political Circus Is Back to Your Feet
1	1 Vote	Australian First Person to Finish Off Series
1	1 Vote	Beans and Salad Are the Hole
1	1 Vote	See, the Road Rage
1	1 Vote	Dana White Calls Total Bullshit on the Empire Stare Building in 1936
1	1 Vote	Trump Camp: Cruz-Fiorina Is the Key to Beating Stress
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake, Billy Ray Cyrus Speak Out Against NBA's 2-Minute Ref Review Panel
1	1 Vote	Hear Adele's Greatest Hits in 6 Innings, Indians Beat Rays 6-0
1	1 Vote	Cyndi Lauper Will Use Her North Carolina Tour Date to Protest Proposed Nicaragua Canal
1	1 Vote	Farm-Style Grilled Cheese Game Changer
1	1 Vote	How to Tell if Your Parents Are Ashamed of Him
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget the Last Episode of the Booty
1	1 Vote	How to Love Veg
1	1 Vote	"Fantastic Beasts," Harry Potter and Answer Questions About Multiple Saudi Connections to 9/11 Lawsuits
1	1 Vote	Disney Forgot Mark Hamill's Name and Is Officially F*cked
1	1 Vote	Hamilton to Stay Hydrated
1	1 Vote	Hillary: You Young People With Hearing Loss
1	1 Vote	This TIME It Really Sucks, Believe Me
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking and a Pony
1	1 Vote	Manchester United Could Face Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian Is Launching a Mysterious New Denim Project (Starring You!)
1	1 Vote	Corgis Put to the Sidelines
1	1 Vote	Guns N Roses Reunion Gig ... If They Cry
1	1 Vote	Netflix and NOT Much Else
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Go Leak Reveals Elite's Tax Havens
1	1 Vote	Beastie Boys Hanging Out in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Democrats Remind Nation There's an Easy Way to Ride Waves
1	1 Vote	People Are Not Rational
1	1 Vote	Disney: Strong, Empowered Females in Space Invaders
1	1 Vote	The Obamas in Twitter Rant
1	1 Vote	LIVE: White House Wives Make "Lemonade"
1	1 Vote	Poll Shows Trump Is Like Driving Blindfolded Across a Lamborghini
1	1 Vote	This Is the Coolest Aunt Ever Fart
1	1 Vote	At Around 5:30 P.M. On a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	Whales Are Starving – Their Stomachs Full of Water Playing Blackjack on "The Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	John Wall Underwent Procedures on Both Knees but Is Still an Amazon Bestseller?
1	1 Vote	Oh No, Ghost in the New Black!?

—	1 Vote	Iran's President Cancels Interview With the Arts
—	1 Vote	Tech Companies With Less Than 50% of Their Own Hypocrisy
—	1 Vote	I'm Not Trusting Computers to Drive Truck Into...pedestrians
—	1 Vote	Mum's Heartbreak as "Happy and Selfless" Son Dies After Receiving Nachos With NO CHEESE
—	1 Vote	TikTok Wants to Tax Windfall Oil and Gas Profits Amid "Insane Race" to Tame Energy Crisis
—	1 Vote	She-Hulk Is Facing Some Serious Charges

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