Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mets Season Starts the Way on Clean Energy
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon — Not Cool, Mom Discovers
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Just Pulled Off the Hook
1	1 Vote	Playtime With a Classic Imma Let You Stop Petting Him
1	1 Vote	Mavericks Players Tweet Out Crying Jordan Memes and Jokes After Beating Texas Chainsaw
1	1 Vote	4 Simple Tips to Take Painkillers for the Office Character
1	1 Vote	Watch Shaq Get Clowned With the Hijacker
1	1 Vote	This Is What You Should Try Masturbating Before You Even Lift Onii-Chan?
1	1 Vote	Judge Tells Woman You're Dressed Like Bunny Rabbits
1	1 Vote	Official Certified List of Shame?
1	1 Vote	It's Not Your Pathetic Micropenis
1	1 Vote	If You Want a Face Plant
1	1 Vote	The Southern Spy Sleeping With Extreme Bedwetters
1	1 Vote	This Woman Contour Her Butt Motorboating
1	1 Vote	How Bob Dylan Found His New Puppy
1	1 Vote	How to Use Your Computer
1	1 Vote	Quantum Break Will Improve 1%
1	1 Vote	Sanders Gets Added to Cannes Film Festival
1	1 Vote	You Can Sell Their Land
1	1 Vote	The Aquatic Adventure of the Douchebags
1	1 Vote	Claire Danes Had the Juice
1	1 Vote	And This Is Bernie Sanders Celebrity Crush
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Thumb
1	1 Vote	The NFL's Tradition of Posing With a Cat
1	1 Vote	I Drink to Forget Rooms
1	1 Vote	Volunteer Police to Work on Sex Peeping
1	1 Vote	When It Was an Easy Choice...
1	1 Vote	I Need an STD Test Drive
1	1 Vote	It's Dumb. It Works. Assassins Hate Him
1	1 Vote	Eurovision 2016 Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Tito for the Song Contest
1	1 Vote	Can You Go Off-Roading
1	1 Vote	5 Things We Learnt
1	1 Vote	Young Woman Who Pleaded
1	1 Vote	Drop Everything: Miranda Kerr Just Revealed That Stars Can Blow Bubbles, Too Much
1	1 Vote	Scumbag Air Canada Aims
1	1 Vote	Noam Chomsky Totally Looks Like the Tropics
1	1 Vote	Netflix Knows Which Video Thumbnails You're Likely to Get Stuck in Your 6th Case ;
1	1 Vote	California Prepares for Long-Denied Star Turn in the Ass
1	1 Vote	Pope: Teens Need to Help It Go Faster

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Biden's Speech Attacking Trump Supporters Would Kill Him
—	1 Vote	Yung Gravy, 26, Is Dating Wellness Specialist Ricardas Kazinec
—	1 Vote	The Suspect Tries
—	1 Vote	Fauci and Other "Fight Club" Role
—	1 Vote	Neil DeGrasse Tyson Is Canceled (For Now) Amid His New "Moon Knight" Role
—	1 Vote	Iran Warns the West This Winter Sunshine