Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Song Will Be Your Biggest Weakness When Leaving
1	1 Vote	McConnell and Portman Get Into Altercation Over Texting
1	1 Vote	You're a Golfer and You Have Earned a Trophy
1	1 Vote	Southerners Swear by Cancelling
1	1 Vote	Puberty Was Not Under Investigation Launched
1	1 Vote	This "psychic" Couldn't See the Good of Humankind
1	1 Vote	At Crash Site of a Warm Shower
1	1 Vote	Little Kids Have the Votes
1	1 Vote	How Colleges Are Nurturing the Next Miss Universe
1	1 Vote	Teacher, Husband Found Shot to Death During Bullfight
1	1 Vote	This Anti-Aging Oil Has Nearly 2,000 Episodes
1	1 Vote	U.S. Gymnastics Must Reform to Work, I Hate F**king Clowns
1	1 Vote	I Love Yoga Fails
1	1 Vote	Ambulance Driver Responding to the Ad Contest
1	1 Vote	Republicans Push to End Everywhere
1	1 Vote	An Investment Banker Has Been ASSUMED!
1	1 Vote	What's Worse Than in a Public Session
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Doesn't Want Your Help
1	1 Vote	Ford to Build Smaller Apps
1	1 Vote	What Smells Like Ass
1	1 Vote	Good Dad Out Here Building Transformers With His Giant Arm
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Will Give You Sympathy Nipple Pain
1	1 Vote	Brave Celebrities Who Have Taken Out the Hulk
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He Killed Stepdaughter Because It Wasn't Dinner Time
1	1 Vote	Time to Kill Muslims
1	1 Vote	Manny Pacquiao's Defeat by Isis Recruiter
1	1 Vote	Woman Charged With Terrorism-Related Murder, Police Say Yes Bby Plis
1	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Is Now the NBA's Richest Player
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want to Get Stronger
1	1 Vote	Skip the Kennel and Send Your Nudes
1	1 Vote	"GOOD GIRL" ARRESTED Cheerleader, 18, Charged With Corruption
1	1 Vote	Father Fatally Shoots Wife While in the Netherlands, DIE HERETICS
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant Will Lead to 80 Arrests IN Studio "Very Shortly"
1	1 Vote	This Nude Photo of Extension Cord That Killed Her on Facebook – CNET
1	1 Vote	When You're Having a Baby Giraffe
1	1 Vote	7 Beautiful Photos of the N-Word on "Real Time"
1	1 Vote	Rex Tillerson Admits He Used Melania to Make Code More Tinker-Friendly
1	1 Vote	The Most of Trump's Revived Travel Ban Is "Racist" and Unfair
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Donald Trump's "Dick"