Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Well Played, Amazon May Will Soon Be Able to Save You Up on Russia, They Want to Hit the Right Baby

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by diablothedragon
2017-07-25

2017-07-25

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    This New App Sets You Up On Blind Dates—No Swiping or Messaging Required
    Lifehacker Lifehacker
  • Read
    Smashes
    Amazon may replace cashiers at Whole Foods with a new automated payment system [tr]
    Free Republic Free Republic
  • Read
    Smashes
    Netflix's ‘GLOW’ Character Justifies Abortion: ‘It’s Not the Right Baby’
    Free Republic Free Republic
  • Read
    Smashes
    Driverless cars will soon be able to make 'life or death' judgements
    Mirror Mirror
  • Read
    Smashes
    Blackburn: Media and Dems Will Never Give up on Russia, They Want to Delegitimize Trump
    Fake News Site
    Lincolnreport
  • Read
    Smashes
    Well played, Amazon
    9gag 9gag
  • Read
    Smashes
    Ban.do’s fitness collection is so cute that you’ll actually want to hit the gym to show off your gear
    HelloGiggles HelloGiggles
  • Read
    Smashes
    We May Not Be Able to Save the Public School System, but We Can Save Our Children from It
    Fake News Site
    Lincolnreport
  • Read
    Smashes
    Amazon launch rare discount on Echo and Echo Dot devices that could save you up to £40 off
    Mirror Mirror

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account